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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 52 - Geared to the Gills

“You don’t have to pay immediately, sir,” the man said amicably, rubbing his hands, “You can stay for two weeks and then decide.”

Freddy stared across his new rental apartment and n...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 51 - Clear Mind, Sound Decisions

Standing in his ethercosm, Freddy stared at the dark blue part of his core, mesmerized. And afraid. There was a reason why he hadn’t tested this affinity yet—because it felt dangerous and not i...

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[THE JESTER OF APOCALYPSE] Chapter 140 - Test Dummy

Marven stood in his spirit realm. It still took the form of the golden fields he used to toil in, but it had been thoroughly wrecked by that point. Destruction spread all around him.

Unknowin...

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[THE JESTER OF APOCALYPSE] Chapter 139 - Power Sets

It had been a warm, pleasant evening above the empire capital when the emperor told Kingean, under spirit oath, the secret to his ascent up to the second step of the diamond path. A hundred years h...

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[The Jester of Apocalypse] Chapter 138 - Dragon Flesh

The Abyssal Depths were much richer in qi than the surface. And monsters were attracted to energy density. However, that didn’t mean that the surface was wholly unappealing. A place like the empi...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 50 - $299 Socks

For as long as he could remember, Freddy hated walks. When he had no money, no time, no energy, friends, hobbies, or really any reason to leave his house, the only time he went for a walk was when ...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 49 - Live, Not Survive

Sequela was an unavoidable reality for living organisms—one could even call it a symptom of life. Tissue could regenerate. But damage always left a mark. Scarring, fragility, weakness, fatigue; t...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 48 - Dubious Business Matters

Mark watched the white-suited figure walk confidently into the room.

Basilisk spread his arms and smiled joyously at them. “Hey there, boys, how have you been?” he asked, and Mark rushed ...

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[THE JESTER OF APOCALYPSE] Chapter 137 - Do What One Does Best

The capital of this dingy empire might have been prominent by the standards of these lower realm hicks, but from Hosolar’s perspective, it was little more than a corner a rat was trapped in. Afte...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 47 - Fresh Beginnings

The Rift had changed much about how reality worked. Those changes had made one of the greatest inventions and most commonly used pieces of old technology utterly worthless.

What had once been...

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[THE JESTER OF APOCALYPSE] Chapter 136 - Blunder Upon Blunder

In the central hall of the Falken sect, three domes of spirit stood undisturbed. With a flicker, Neave and Dukean appeared before them.

“You remember what we agreed upon?” Neave asked him...

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[THE JESTER OF APOCALYPSE] Chapter 135 - Investigation

Kingean had believed that he could never forgive Beanna for her mistake. Their comrade’s life—and the failure to subdue a great calamity—was an unacceptable price to pay.

Yet, it didn...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 46 - Cappuccino, Frappuccino, Macchiato, Latte, and Espresso, Please!

The world of archhumans was an elusive, mystical place for most mortals. Information was sparse, and the circulated rumors were often grossly exaggerated, if not intentionally misleading.

But...

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[THE JESTER OF APOCALYPSE] Chapter 134 - Distressed Mother

[AUTHOR'S NOTE]
Greetings, my children :)
I proudly present to y'all the start of book four. Been a while in the making, I apologize for the delays! I'm going to be doing my best to supply as...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 45 - Something That Money Can't Buy

The meeting room was around twice as big as a middle-class living room. The grey couch with the coffee table was on one end, and a large meeting table was on the other. In the far corner was a wind...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 44 - Bargain

Imperta was a medium-sized town, with only around fifty thousand people living there. In one of its nicer corners, there was a street. It was clean of dirt, potholes, and other signs of deteriorati...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 43 - Rebirth

The cool, pleasant wind of early spring caressed the tall wheat, carried gusts of dust across the tilled soil, and rustled the branches of a nearby tree. The tall sun bit with the burning heat of n...

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[1% LIFESTEAL BOOK TWO START] Chapter 42 - This Man Is Not My Son

Kraven Industries Faralethal Mercantile and Information Agency

Excavation, Foraging, and Spelunking Department

Faralethal Activity Excavat...

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[1% LIFESTEAL BOOK ONE FINALE] Chapter 41 - Revenge

[MINOR EDIT NOTICE]
In the previous chapter, Freddy notes that, in order to pass as Peter Vane, he has to reach the second star and find a way to temporarily undo Abyssal Depths.

That's it...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 40 - Shrinking Path

They said that Janhalar, the reigning patriarch of the Kraven clan, smiled only once in his life. It wasn’t when his child was born—nor was it when he underwent his marriage ceremony.

The...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 39 - The Tiled Plains

Stephen woke up as his alarm went off—a sound of chirping birds accompanied by a faintly glowing orange light illuminating his room, simulating the lighting of a beautiful sunrise. His living qua...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 38 - Here's the Deal

Mark woke up with both his arms numb. The curtains in the large, opulent bedroom were pulled over the windows, and the light just barely revealed the warm, soft reasons why. Trapping his left side ...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 37 - Shark in a Pond

The biggest problem Freddy had noticed after moving out of the main compound was that it was nearly impossible to keep track of time. Luckily, he hadn’t missed any days before and still had free ...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 36 - Assistance

Freddy glanced at the five men rushing at him and the one still on the ground. They had all covered their faces in brown, make-shift cloth masks. Three had short, two had longer hair, and the man h...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 35 - Assault and Battery

Over the next few days, Freddy gradually got more comfortable with his new job. And in no small part, his newly upgraded stage one Adaptive Water Body was to thank for this.

The upgrade had u...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 34 - The Right Choice

Despite only barely fulfilling the daily quota, Freddy felt dead tired. His body was struggling, and his constant abuse of it didn’t help one bit.

With a shiver in his arms and a lop in his...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 33 - Forager Incentives

Freddy woke up in an almost entirely dark room, disoriented.  It took his sight a few moments to snap into focus, and as it did, he observed the filthy, draping tarp cloth that comprised the c...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 32 - Gains

In the splotchy netherecho of the caverns, thick in water, darkness, earth, and mysterious wisps Freddy didn’t even recognize, a snake of coiling water morphed through the air, shifting and shuff...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 31 - The Lake

Underground cave systems after Earth’s integration into the interspace had become a rather terrifying area to venture into, and this seemed to be the case for any planet scattered with passages.<...

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Ya boy's married :)

Hello everyone! I am sorry to say that there will be no chapter today, unfortunately. Frankly, I'm surprised that I managed to write the last two at all, given how little time I had with preparatio...

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