mrlovenstein

Monday Morning Comic

Pound it.

Call in Cthulhu

Art done by the talented @toothybj

2020-12-11 13:55:23 +0000 UTC View Post

Sweaty Christmas Tree

Oh, Christmas Tree. Oh, Christmas Tree. How soggy are your branches?

This was a request from last month's LIVE Draw Request Stream!

Beyond Belief

All I'm trying to say is... you're inconceivable.

2020-12-08 13:49:41 +0000 UTC View Post

update

Hello there, my friends. I hope you're all having a wonderful weekend. I have a wittle bitty update for you. I'm officially working on a new book! That's right. It only took me six short years to p...

Tough Call

I subtweeted your family to let them know what happened.

2020-12-04 14:59:54 +0000 UTC View Post

Praise Be

God damn, I really do work in mysterious ways.

Trump Dragged Out of Office

I pray to the good lord that this is the last time I ever have to draw this fuckin' guy.

This was a request from last month's LIVE Draw Request Stream!

11/30/20

My condition is life-threatening.

Own Self

My name is Yousef, you idiot!

Dan Martin hit by Megabus guy (NSFW)

As requested, I have drawn Dan Martin (Deathbulge) getting murdered by the Megabus mascot. Dan has a long history with the Megab...

Battle Turkey

Specifically, fellow patron Nick requested I draw him riding into battle on a turkey. I'm not sure which battle. Perhaps he's fighting the war on Christmas? This was a request from last month's LIV...

Rock Star

Best place to talk rock is on a sidewalk with a stranger.

Monday Morning Comic

Forgive me.

Better Not

Everyone except you, turtle.

2020-11-20 14:09:25 +0000 UTC View Post

Hot Lizard

NSFW warning! This is the hottest thing I've ever drawn. This was a request from last month's LIVE Draw Request Stream!

Worked Up

This glass has caused me so much misery.

2020-11-17 14:20:18 +0000 UTC View Post

Monday Morning Comic

It never ends!

Grandma's Secret

The Quickening... I can feel it.

2020-11-13 13:19:32 +0000 UTC View Post

Cool Wizard

Step aside, Gandalf. Cool Wizard coming through. This was a request from last month's LIVE Draw Request Stream!

Let Me Count The Ways

Number 69: I don't find the number 69 funny.

Monday Morning Comic

We built this friendship on a foundation of lies and I won't let you ruin it for us.

Fatal Attraction

If you start drinking right now I'm gonna faint.

2020-11-06 13:56:32 +0000 UTC View Post

New Text

You should wait at least 24 hours before you respond to anyone.

2020-11-03 13:44:38 +0000 UTC View Post

Monday Morning Comic

Impossible to exist. Impossible to resist.

Hurt to Ask

Don't talk to me until you've been fatally wounded.

2020-10-30 12:59:26 +0000 UTC View Post

Modern Horror Story

I need to be distracted at all times in order to keep up this charade.

2020-10-27 12:36:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Monday Morning Comic

Ok, but what REALLY matters is what's inside your insides.

Inaction Enaction

It's worked great for me. I haven't been productive in years.

2020-10-23 13:09:20 +0000 UTC View Post

Dreamcast 2

Based on recently uncovered prototypes of Sega's Dreamcast 2. I personally think this console would've been a big hit. This was a request from last month's LIVE Draw Request Stream!