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98 Insert Title Here 2 Electric Boogaloo

It takes me a little while to reach Shatterbird, mostly on account of the little spider robot being a lot slower than me, but eventually it leads me to a warehouse, dips it's head twice and then he...

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97 Covid? That You?

Their bodies are all full of tenseness, ready for a fight but hoping to avoid it.

Sucks to be them then, because they're gonna wish this will be as simple as a fight.

"You see, I made u...

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96 Taxes are for the Weak

"If you want, I can kill you all, but I really do just want to talk, none of you have to die if you just hear me out, kay?~" Why does it feel like I'm the one dealing with a litter of feral cats? View Post

95 Violence Isn't The Question

"You know, this really isn't how I saw this going." Is all I manage to say before I have to jump to the side in order to avoid a pair of wooden roots extending from one of the kid's arms.

The...

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94 Interlude: Krystal 'Candy' M'kaeleigh

Columbus, Georgia. April 5th, 21:16.

"Thank you, thank you! You're all real Heroes. God bless you!" The sheer gratitude in their tone is almost enough to bring a tear to my eyes.

I don'...

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93 Smut for £25, Just Saying........

As I'm making my way back to our meeting point, dressed in casual clothes with a hat on to keep myself inconspicuous, I abruptly pause as a strange feeling overcomes me, like something is happening...

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92 Invitation

Magne's face is one of well hidden but completely understandable surprise as I take of the trooper helmet I'm 'borrowing'.

Then again, it's not like Martha is going to be needing it anymore, ...

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91 Interlude: Chad Magnus Wolfgang

Columbus, Georgia. April 4th, 17:34.

"Magne!" Turning to face whoever's calling my name, I see one of the troopers jogging down the hallway to catch up to me.

"Can I help you?" I ask, h...

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90 Plans 2 Electric Boogaloo

Standing in front of the others, I slap my hand on the blackboard behind me, forcing them to look at where I have written 'Super cool awesome plan' with white chalk.

We've already nearly arri...

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89 Interlude: Jack Slash

"No no, you're supposed to draw three at a time, it's too easy otherwise." I hear Bonesaw hum out an acceptance at our newest member's words as she reshuffles a deck of cards.

After she sets ...

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88 Go to School 2 Electric Boogaloo

It didn't take long for Bonesaw's drug to wear off. In fact it took less than a minute.

Since it only disabled my body instead of knocking me out, I was fully aware while Bonesaw got Siberian...

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87 Speedrun 2 Electric Boogaloo

After spending at least a couple of hours locked in a big dark room, constantly getting attacked by a tornado of glass that can't even draw blood from my skin, I must admit to getting a little bit ...

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86 Speedrun Any(%) No Glitches

"Since you two have already started anyway, you might as well do Siberian's test first, assuming that the test is going to be the same as always?" Jack directed his question to the sexy tigress who...

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85 The Importance of Arithmetic

The street is full of tension, enough that even the bears are frozen and silent, their instincts warning them of just how many predators there are now surrounding them.

However, there is one ...

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84 Party Crashers

Dressed in a never worn before prison outfit, Kitsune's gift to me having finally been beyond repair after my fight with extinction, as well as a cheap plastic bear mask, I ride into town atop Yogi...

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83 Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica

A couple of days after swapping bikes with a random stranger and I found myself in a little town called Clayton and as I was trying to think of something fun to do I came across a rather interestin...

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82 PHO Interlude 2 Electric Boogaloo

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81 A Journey Without a Map Never Ends

"-and that about sums it up!~ If you guys decide to move in within the week then it should be no problem gathering the Xiao Longs under you and you could probably convince most of the 'Lords' to ch...

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80 Interlude: Xiao Long

𝘊𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘬

The door opens and I turn as Rose leaves the Boss' office with a sigh.

"Everything good?" I ask.

I may just be a 'grunt', a glorified doorman, but everyone kn...

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79 Interlude: Taiyang Xiao Long 2 Electric Boogaloo

Releasing a low groan, Taiyang Xiao Long leans back into his seat, exhausted by yet another pile of paperwork.

"Damn that madwoman and double damn that walking missile."

After muttering...

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78 Morning After 2 Electric Boogaloo

All around there is only steaming rubble forming a wasteland hundreds of metres wide.

If not for the ruined buildings surrounding this wasteland and the undamaged buildings behind even them, ...

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77 To Live, One Must Know Death

Flip.

Flip.

Flip.

Shuffle.

Despite the mediative effect solitaire generally has on me, it fails utterly in slowing the thumping of my heart.

I was hired to do a job he...

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76 Interlude: Multi 2 Electric Boogaloo

In all my time as Access, parahuman thief extraordinaire, I have been hired quite a lot of times to steal quite a lot of things.

From random, personal stuff like a phone or an item of sentime...

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75 Interlude: Claude Johnson

"We've got an incident on Maple and Third. Reports of gunshots and possible parahuman activity, likely it's the gangs butting heads. I've pinged you with the location, I'm sure you can handle the r...

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74 Interlude: James 'Junior' Xiao Long

February 17th.

Only one week since she's joined the family and Lucy is already settling in well.

It took a couple days for her to really start coming out of her shell. Expected, conside...

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73 Interlude: James 'Donny' Mikaelson

A/N: God, I'm writing this when I'm a quarter through this chap, but this guy is such an asshole. I don't like him >:C

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February 14th.

The day of Saint Valentine, ...

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72 Interlude: Taiyang Xiao Long

In the life of a man who can live for years inside of a single day, it is rare for anything to hold interest.

This is a truth that Tai has come to realise since he acquired his powers.

...

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71 Why do I force myself to make so many OC's? It's hard

So!

Destabilise the area.

How does one go about destabilising an area so that a gang of 'businessmen' can come in and seamlessly take over the drug trade as well as propping up their co...

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70 Kind of Lame That No One Bribed Me For a Smutty Chapter 69

Despite my conversation with Kitsune I still set off in the morning.

I told James and Jinx and abbreviated version of the nights events and I was glad to see that rather than even slightly ca...

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69 Interlude: Yumiko 2 Electric Boogaloo (also Nice)

Making distance is the priority against Brutes, but she's shown to be plenty dangerous at range as well so I transition to keep my hands in front of me, ready to reduce anything she sends my way to...

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