Kevin the Bored

108 Please don't die

From their perspective, perhaps it seems like they have a chance of victory.

After all, here I stand, in the centre of a ring of over nine hundred Shinobi, above us a giant dome of rotating w...

107 You're approaching me?

My map has revealed to me that I am in fact still in the Land of Lighting and I am also not anywhere near the border.

Bu honestly, that is hardly a big deal, once this curse is gone, I can es...

106 Geoguesser Gone Wrong! w(ﾟДﾟ)w

Ok, so I have the Third Raikage on my tail, as well as Killer B, Jinchurriki of the eight tails, and frankly I wouldn't be surprised if at this point A junior is also chasing me.

Though, mayb...

105 Tick Tock

Fifty hours to go and I am starting to feel the pressure.

Typically, I can go days, maybe even weeks without sleep. I have food and water in my seal plenty enough to feed me for years, since ...

104 It's like a Matryoshka doll

Understanding that time is of the essence here, I don't bother wasting any.

However, instead of simply charging at the men in front of me, I instead gather electrical chakra in my hand, windi...

103 CURRENT OBJECTIVE: SURVIVE

Naturally, they never stood a chance.

Even if my strongest asset, my invisibility, is taken away from me, I am still a fucking Sage.

I am still the only man alive that can still go agai...

102 The First Domino Falls (changed last title)

It's only when night comes that conversations starts to peter off as the people present start getting tired from the exhausting day they've had of sitting around talking about stuff.

Truly tr...

101 The First Domino Falls

My insides are thrumming with excitement as we are led into the Daimyo's palace.

We aren't explicitly checked for weapons, but I can feel a wave wash over me as we walk through the doors, so ...

100 The Start of the End

The day has come.

Today, operation 'Deicide' begins.

I said my goodbyes to Minato and Kushina, collecting a certain tag that I asked Minato to make for me, and gave Tsunade and Hanari e...

99 Trajectory

So, killing a Daimyo.

It's not really something that has a precedent for happening since not only is there the whole, 'divine right' to rule stuff, but there's also the simple fact that every...

98 Trajectory

I never wanted to be a father.

In fact, after Kizashi was born, crap I forgot to visit my family again, after Kizashi, I decided that I never want to have to take care of a child ever again.<...