Garla: There, that wasn't so bad, was it?
Space Dread: By firing that gun, I, and not BlastoWare Industries, am now considered a war criminal in twelve different planetary systems.
Garl...
2020-07-31 17:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
When Doris first developed fear, she took the entire day off to ride every ride at the local amusement park. She found roller-coasters pretty enjoyable, but it was the claw machine that scared her ...
2020-07-27 17:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
The Onlookers have a duty to record everything they've onlooked, so that the other onlookers who were too busy to onlook at things live can catch up. Then they talk about all the things they've onl...
2020-07-24 17:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Little did Hunter know, the shades were possessed by the ghost of Party Man Zilzycx, a cool ghost who deliberately acts like a jerk towards the real friends of whoever wears the shades, so that the...
2020-07-21 18:59:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Ever since they've mastered Quantum Wizardry, the cat people of Felinius 7 wouldn't stop playing with the thread of reality and accidentally untangling its fabric. They've also scratched the sofa o...
2020-07-19 12:59:59 +0000 UTC View Post
"Dying to achieve immortality is the ultimate irony." - Lich Proverb
"Sincerity is for the living." - Lich Proverb
"It's fine if you want to do it, just do it in a way that's kinda wink...
2020-07-16 05:59:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Isaac still hums "To cut wood, you need an axe. To cut rock, you need a pickaxe." when he was battling a treewyrm and a boulder beast years later. Of course, neither of these is relevant, since he ...
2020-07-13 03:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
"Bria's mom's magazine says that teens will do a teen rebellion and that's a way to become adult so I wanna do it now so I can be adult faster so I can drive a spaceship."
"Are you gonna pay ...
2020-07-10 03:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Ted is a gas being contained inside the balloon, so getting popped didn't really kill him. It did annoy him that Cactus Carl fell for it, though, and it cause a major rift between the two friends. ...
2020-07-07 04:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Space Dread has never broken every bone of someone trying to flirt with her. She always leaves at least one intact, because she respects anyone brave enough to approach her.
2020-07-03 21:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
At that very second, Minnow was in fact being hit by a supernova. She is frantically piloting her ship to avoid the explosion while also trying to come up with a fake story to tell her dad...
2020-07-01 14:59:59 +0000 UTC View Post
The Lycanthropia Ministry of Tourism advises that people stay indoors during their visit if they are:
The Sapphire Angels were a Cephalopian pop girl band known for their trademark blue skin. They travel around the galaxy in their talking space van, performing in various worlds. Their entourage inc...
2020-06-26 05:18:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Being hospitalized made Jerry appreciate life more. He quit his job and started an alt-rock-rap fusion band with his old high school friend and his barber. They got fairly popular among middle-aged...
2020-06-24 23:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
"Oh, and of course she expects me to come to work tomorrow with this thing. Does the mall have ramps? No! I'll have to go through the maintenance shafts the automated vacuum cleaners use to move be...
2020-06-22 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Among Isaac's gifts that his dad uses every day are the fire hammer, the super strength gloves, and an ordinary word-of-the-day calendar Isaac bought at a spaceport once.
2020-06-18 20:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Kyle's slogan was "Once you're Kyle, you'll stay awhile" which sounds misleadingly temporary, since being Kyle is a permanent endeavor, but he doesn't really need to convince you once you're in. 2020-06-15 19:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
"So, you're saying that if I ask for a dragon, you will provide one for me?"
"If you believe one is required, then yes-"
"I believe a dragon is required for this job."
2020-06-12 18:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Doris got that printer body a few years ago to show solidarity with the workers of a local voice box manufacturer who were on strike. Their slogan was "We make your voices, listen to OURS." Most of...
2020-06-09 22:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
The Carnalax people live by a code of pure love. That means they love everything, including being victims of theft. That said, they also love getting their stolen artifacts back, as well as punishi...
2020-06-07 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostYou may have noticed that I added Discord intergration now! Please note that the Discord gets comics later than the Patreon, so don't discuss the ones that haven't been released publicly t...
2020-06-04 01:44:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Isaac hates drinking anti-magic because while it does gives him immunity to magic, it also prevents him from using magic himself.
"Imagine your limbs being tied up, but like they're limbs tha...
2020-06-03 22:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Doris' entire detective programming is mostly used to detect shoplifters, which she doesn't even report because whatever it's just a candy bars and soda who cares.
2020-05-31 22:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostHey, in case you haven't heard; starting July 1st, Patreon is gonna start adding sales tax to some patrons' pledges. If you’re in a location where sales tax will be required, you...
2020-05-28 21:32:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Three hundred and twenty six of those variations of golf has been deemed cruel and unusual to its players. The Xerinth government is hard at work trying to crack down underground shelves of the gol...
2020-05-28 18:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
The people of Sangnuk 5 have a word for tourists from higher-gravity worlds who pretend to fall off their cliffs; Fauxfallers. For the longest time, the locals showd contempt towards fauxfallers, c...
2020-05-26 04:59:59 +0000 UTC View Post
This comic was originally just a dumb doodle I made for fun.
I reworked the comic so that at least...
2020-05-23 15:59:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Twitch was kicked out of prom for punching a guy who called Third Era Singer-Sorcerer Juff Sparkleton, whom they were cosplaying that night, a bard. Isaac was allowed to stay, but he left early and...
2020-05-20 18:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Her guesses are always off by 3.8 pounds. The other carnies would tell her to just add 3.8 each time, but she never does it.
Only the lost daughter of the king can accurately guess a person's...
2020-05-18 16:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
The upper right eye shoots poison darts.
The lower right eye is a coffee dispenser.
Her cloak didn't catch fire because it's fireproof.
2020-05-15 06:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post