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Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 042

CRANE: ENTRY 042

LUCENZO: Wake up, Dottore.

CRANE: Mmm.

LUCENZO: It is time.

CRANE: Hngh… time for what.

LUCENZO: Time to operate.

CRANE: (sigh) … ...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0157

TRS - Casefile #0157 (Me and Mr. Jones)

EDWARD: Look, all I’m saying is “What have I got in my pocket” is NOT a Riddle! That’s just a question! By definition alone, he lost ...

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Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 041

CRANE: ENTRY 041

CRANE; Hhhngh.

BOLTON: Welcome to the party.

CRANE: What… happened… AUGH… 

BOLTON: Wouldn’t move around too much, Doc. They had you o...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0156

TRS - Casefile #0156

EDWARD: Anonymous asks: If you, Scarecrow, Joker, and Two-Face were all locked in a room with no weapons, and no observed ventilation system, what ...

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Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 040

CRANE: ENTRY 040

(music playing in CRANE’s truck)

CRANE: What are you doin’ here, Jon? Why d’you gotta keep pokin’ your nose in where it don’t belong? Puttin’ your...

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GOTHAM CITY PD: CLASSIFIED 09

CLASSIFIED 09: BODYCAM

(pigs grunting)

BULLOCK: Alright, you two – simple sweep, nothin’ fancy. Keep your eyes out for anything. We’re not gonna get another warrant for ...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0155

TRS - Casefile #0155 

EDWARD: Ogrebanani said: Riddler, good day to you. Only one question for you at the moment: Why turn your vast intellect toward foiling The B...

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Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 039

CRANE: ENTRY 039

LUCENZO: Welcome, Dottore, to my home.

CRANE: It’s lovely. Very reminiscent of the Old Country.

LUCENZO: Si, gratzi.

CRANE: I brought wine – I...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0154

TRS - Casefile #0154

EDWARD: First off, for those of you obsessed with the well-being of Ichabod, she is fine. More than fine. Living in the lap of luxury, were luxury my name....

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Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 038

ENTRY: CRANE - 038

CRANE: I’m not going in blind. I need to know what I’m up against before I put myself in a vulnerable position. Valentino Farm… I really did not want to set...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0153

TRS - Casefile #0153

EDWARD: Anonymous asks: Why choose to be evil? And a-bat-with-justice asks: Why choose to be a villain?

Oh, dear. This sounds like o...

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Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 037

CRANE: ENTRY 037

CRANE: Excuse me, excuse me. Oh for Chrissake, YOU.

HENCHMAN: What?

CRANE: Joker. Where is he?

HENCHMAN: Who's askin'?

CRANE: Your worst nig...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0152

TRS - Casefile #0152

EDWARD: Since Jonathan is indisposed and I am honour-bound to take care of dear little Ikky, I shall conduct my affairs from his office. How’s my favouri...

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GOTHAM CITY PD: CLASSIFIED 08

CLASSIFIED 08: BODYCAM

BULLOCK: You two – stay by the door. I want a badge at every entrance, you hear me? You fuck this up and Gordon won’t have the chance to fire you.

A...

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Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 036

CRANE: ENTRY 036  

CRANE: There have been many messages in regard to my well-being, as of late. While I’m flattered y’all care so much, I’m taking all necessary steps to ...

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GOTHAM CITY PD: CLASSIFIED 07

CLASSIFIED 07: BODYCAM

(static)

COP: Shouldn’t he be shackled or somethin’?

OLDER COP: This your first transfer?

COP: Yeah.

OLDER COP: Well, Dent don’t...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0151

TRS - Casefile #0151

EDWARD: Anonymous asks: Hi Riddler! I was wondering if you could give us your point of view on what would happen if someone was to mix Doctor Crane...

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Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 035

CRANE: ENTRY 035

CRANE: There have been several questions regarding the effects of Fear Toxin on those in the Autism Spectrum. Organisations such as Autism Speaks would have one bel...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0150b

TRS - Casefile #0150b (Latest Editions) 

OSWALD: Disastrous! Bloody disastrous! 

EDWARD: Am I interrupting anything?

OSWALD: Edward, my boy! Come in, come in. ...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0150

TRS - Casefile #0150

EDWARD: Anonymous asks: Hello, dear Riddler, I recently suffered the loss of a loved one and I’m currently trying to cope. Was there ever a point...

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Dr Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 034

CRANE: ENTRY 034

(CRANE walks down the hallway to his office; jingle of keys, unlocks the door)

CRANE: I told you you’re not supposed to be here anymore.

LUCENZO: …<...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0149

TRS - Casefile #0149

EDWARD: Bytheway99-blog asks: Kristen Kringle? No thank you, I just ate. <sigh> While I’m here, using up my precious recreation time on these quali...

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Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 033

CRANE: ENTRY 033

CRANE: Tell me about Anya.

LUCENZO: Anya, my love.

CRANE: Were you lovers?

LUCENZO: Not while she was in school, no. We knew it would be… frowne...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0148

TRS - Casefile #0148 

EDWARD: E-nygmatic asks: Hello Riddler! This is a bit of a random question, I must admit, but I was wondering if you have heard of Escape Roo...

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Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 032b

CRANE: ENTRY 032B

(hurried footsteps)

CRANE: Goddammit. Why am I always runnin’ late? Shit – Grace! Hold all my calls, would ya?

(jingling of keys)

CRANE: Gott...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0147

TRS - Casefile #0147

EDWARD: Green-genius-purple-puzzler asks: If you had the opportunity to permanently alter one aspect of your physical appearance, what would you ch...

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Dr. Jonathan Crane, MD - Entry 032a

STRANGE ENTRY: 0932 – Jonathan U. Crane

STRANGE: These are the medical journals of Dr. Hugo Strange. The date is September 7th, 1995.

Patient interview with Mr. Jonathan Cra...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0146b

TRS - Casefile #0146b (Needlessly Ambiguous)

EDWARD: Hmm… (inhales) Oh. (wince) Does no one just say “come with me” any more? (wince) Oh. Ow. Oh. My head feels like there’s ...

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GOTHAM CITY PD: CLASSIFIED 06

CLASSIFIED 006: MAYORAL DEBATE

(GCN music)

RYDER: This is a GCN Special Report; I’m Jack Ryder. The votes have been tallied and the results are in: Oswald Cobblepot has won ...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0146

TRS - Casefile #0146

EDWARD: Anonymous asks: Dear Riddler, can we hear Query and/or Echo say something? Thanks, Jo. DefinitelyNotClayFace asks: Mr. Nygma, are we ever g...

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