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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0124

TRS - Casefile #0124: Exeunt

LEX LUTHOR: I don't care! You FIND him, and bring him to me!

EDWARD: Oh, I hope he means me. 

LEX LUTHOR: YOU. Do you have ANY idea wha...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0123

TRS - Casefile #0123: House Call

EDWARD: One more step - before I see the big man. (knocks on a door, whistles)

CAROL ELLIS: (opens the door) Can I help you?

EDWARD: Is ...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0122

TRS - Casefile #0122: Deal

EDWARD: (outside) Hm. Surprisingly cosy, given the circumstances. (knocks on a heavy door) We had an appointment. Open the door. 

(Door opens. ...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0121

TRS - Casefile #0121: Gemini

EDWARD: Well. It would seem I have been put in a rather difficult predicament. As you no doubt heard from the security footage LexCorp was good enough t...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0120

TRS - Casefile #0120: Reactivation

DOCTOR ELLIS: October 25th, 2015. Doctor Samuel Ellis recording. Alexander Luthor present. Patient: Edward Nygma. Eight days since cerebral suspen...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0119

TRS - Casefile #0119: Declaration of Death

DOCTOR ELLIS: October 17th, 2015. Dr. Samuel Ellis recording. Patient is Edward Nygma, with anaplastic astrocytoma, in the hospital for pa...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0118

TRS - Casefile #0118

EDWARD: E-nygmatic says: Wishing you a full and speedy recovery, Riddler. Your blog has always been a favourite of mine; nothing delights me more than h...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0117

TRS - Casefile #0117

EDWARD: Culandra says: I don't know how up to date the hospital you currently reside in is, but there has supposedly been a recent breakthrough in immun...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0116

TRS - Casefile #0116

EDWARD: Anonymous says: Edward, you need to find Ra's al Ghul Lazarus Pit. It's the only way you can cure yourself. There are only a few pits that you c...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0115

TRS - Casefile #0115

EDWARD: I've been moved to a private room; in Metropolis General where I'm allowed to - set up shop, as it were, and use my recording equipment. Thank you to th...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0114

TRS - Casefile #0114

Beeps of hospital monitors.

EDWARD: (weak) Good evening, listeners. As you may or may not have noticed, I've been rather silent since my foray into the mu...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0113

TRS - Casefile #0113

Anonymous asks: Can you sing us a song?

and

Anonymous asks: I love your voice - can you sing?

and

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0112

TRS - Casefile #0112

EDWARD: Sirofchaos asks: Good evening sir Riddler, I was wondering how I could become an apprentice, or at least an upper-class henchman, of the most po...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0111

TRS - Casefile #0111

EDWARD: Paradoxmagic said: This is a personal question; however, you always talk about your father but you rarely talk about your mother... what was she...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0110

TRS - Casefile #0110

EDWARD: Riddlerfan21 asks: Riddler, I just watched Necessary Evil, the documentary about DC villains. You were mentioned multiple times, one saying that...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0109

TRS - Casefile #0109

EDWARD: Mr. Jaan, or Yaan depending on where you're from, asked: Dear Riddler, I have noticed that you seem very proud of your intelligence, yet fail to...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0108

TRS - Casefile #0108

EDWARD: Good evening, everyone! For those of you with the slightest powers of observation will've noticed that I had been AWOL for the entire month of February....

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0107

TRS - Casefile #0107

EDWARD: Amashi-zaino asks: Dear Riddler. I know that this might not be the best riddle, but a friend of mine from Mensa told it to me once. He said that...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0106

TRS - Casefile #0106

EDWARD Good evening everyone - a very happy 2014 to you all. While some were drowning their sorrors in a bottle of whiskey over the holidays, I was drow...

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The Riddler Speaks - Holiday Greetings

EDWARD: Good evening, everybody. I won't keep you long - but I just wanted to wish you a very happy holiday. I'm afraid I won't be around for a week or so; the Batman becomes particularly vigilant dur...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0105

TRS - Casefile #0105

EDWARD: Anonymous asks: Do you rape women? Or do you just stalk them down and follow their every move?

You must be a JOY at parties. At f...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0104

TRS - Casefile #0104

EDWARD: Toriteaturtle asks: Hello dear Edward! I'm terribly sorry to bother you but I needed an answer over a rather pressing matter between a friend an...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0103

TRS - Casefile #0103

EDWARD: Anonymous asks: What is a word made up of 4 letters yet is also made up of 3. Although is written with 8 letters, and then with 4, and never is ...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0102

TRS - Casefile #0102

EDWARD: Scatter44 asks: Mister Riddler, have you in recent times considered getting rid of Daniel Mockridge? He is quite rich so it might be best to do ...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0101

TRS - Casefile #0101

EDWARD: Good evening, dear listeners. I'm sorry to have been away for so long, but time flies when you're eating food through a tube. But with the recovery, bed...

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The Riddler Speaks - Joker Time 04

TRS - Joker Time 04

JOKER: (over loudspeaker) Ladies and Gentlemen of Gotham! Welcome to the show! It's Halloween night, and as promised - your beloved Edward Nygma's going up for t...

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The Riddler Speaks - Joker Time 03

TRS - Joker Time 03

JOKER: Hello my beautiful Gothamites! And welcome to Joker and Eddie's Happy Happy Fun Time Show! Unfortunately, Eddie's decided to pass out - it's been a rough ...

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The Riddler Speaks - Joker Time 02

TRS - Joker Time 02

JOKER: Hello, my beloved people of Gotham! Joker here. Unfortunately, Edward's still a little under the weather, so I'm going to be doing the talking, today. Now...

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The Riddler Speaks - Joker Time 01

TRS - Joker Time 01

EDWARD: I'm sorry for the delay, my fellow listeners - I've had a bit of technical trouble here, but I think I've gotten all the bugs worked out. (clears throat)...

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The Riddler Speaks - Casefile #0100

TRS - Casefile #0100

Jazztronic asks: Madness is doing the same thing over and over again, and expecting different results every time. Forgive me for paraphrasing, but I'd b...

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