VOICEMAILS 230: Acid
If you see a payphone, say something into a payphone. 1800 317 515, that's the Boonta Vista hotline. (Of Wolf and Man by Metallica, to answer your question.)
2022-01-05 02:45:48 +0000 UTC View Post
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BONUS EPISODE: Ocean Man (with Jesse Black)
Happy new year, from us to youse. As a little bonus treat, Lucy has gotten together with ex-husband of the show and "sea genius" (his words) Jesse Black to answer your questions about the murky dep...
2022-01-04 02:19:25 +0000 UTC View PostEPISODE 230: The Theo Philes IX - The Fountainhead Of Bones / As The Stump Meanders
It's a little Christmas treat for you before we take two weeks off for the holidays! Theo and Ben talk about the ur-text of chiropractic and a very nice tree stump.
Thanks very muc...
2021-12-22 22:22:55 +0000 UTC View PostBONUS EPISODE: The Great British Bap Off
It's a bumper Paging Dr Lucy episode as we explore a) whether you can drive manual but not auto and b) a horrible Daily Mail article telling you know to sexually harass your coworkers over Zoom.&nb...
2021-12-18 22:17:26 +0000 UTC View PostQuestion callout: under the sea
Ever thought about what’s going on in the deep sea? What the fuck. What the hell is wrong with you. It’s none of your business,
But if you ARE a sicko sea pervert and have any serious sci...
2021-12-18 09:16:11 +0000 UTC View PostEPISODE 229: I'd Like To Speak To The Hamager
This week: A woman who hired a Grinch but was not prepared to be Grinched, swarms of praying mantises ruining Christmas, a truly insufferable restaurant concept, a mysterious river of beer in Hawai...
2021-12-16 10:39:51 +0000 UTC View PostBONUS EPISODE: Put It All On Shredder
On this week's bonus: How much money to take to the dog fights, how much money to not give scammers, and a car door that takes your thumb off for you.
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Outro: Osees - Toecutter / Thu...
2021-12-12 00:13:35 +0000 UTC View PostEPISODE 228: Queensland Reds Brain (Feat. Phoebe Paradise)
Brisbane icon, fashion designer, artist and podcaster Phoebe Paradise joins us to talk about: The saga of a possible Banksy in Kidderminster, an adults-only golf course in Sheffield, and some magic...
2021-12-09 12:31:56 +0000 UTC View PostBONUS EPISODE: The Omegle Strain
This week behind the paywall it's open season on nerds and their purchases, plus: The Shipping Report, shitting yourself in a cockpit, and drive-by pheasant attacks.
2021-12-04 04:43:57 +0000 UTC View PostEPISODE 227: Sainsbury's Wrapped
This week: Andrew has forged his own chains with a new segment theme, a delivery man buys himself some time in the Hole Report, a man crawls his way to $8,000, an exploration of Dutch exhibitionism...
2021-12-03 00:41:47 +0000 UTC View PostBONUS EPISODE: The Baaa Baaa Man
Join Andrew and Lucy in Ye Olde Meme Museum as we discuss the return and very existence of one of history's greatest monsters: The Annoying Thing, AKA Crazy Frog. Is he a rightfully hated menace? O...
2021-11-25 11:01:09 +0000 UTC View PostNo free episode this week homies
The nasty little peasants on the free stream are getting the previously secret bonus episode 'The Theo Philes VIII - A Land Girt By Beak / The Ones Who Sleep Through The Storms', s...
2021-11-25 00:22:42 +0000 UTC View PostLIVE SHOW!
We're finally doing one! Queensland's borders will be properly open so it's time to see if we can do this with a live audience. Tickets are going extremely quickly but just quietly we might put on ...
2021-11-21 23:35:19 +0000 UTC View PostBONUS EPISODE: Night Of The Swamp Oyster
This week behind the iron paywall: A cow slides its way to freedom, a mysterious box washes up in Florida, police brutalise a man for the non-crime of mooning a speed camera, and we introduce a new...
2021-11-21 01:37:33 +0000 UTC View PostEPISODE 226: Chromakey Peacoat
The Queen is absolutely dead. Additionally: A cryptic missive in Paging Dr Lucy, an Oklahoman Great American Hall of Name, French Johnny English, a silent pervert drone, and new segment 'Mysterious...
2021-11-18 10:16:21 +0000 UTC View PostMINISODE: The Campfire Ben Phase 3 - Ghosts
Bit late for Halloween, but here's a somewhat scattered story about ghosts for when you want something to fall asleep to. Have a good one.
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Outro: Dreaming My Life Away - Best ...
2021-11-17 02:53:27 +0000 UTC View PostBONUS EPISODE: Completely Fungible Baby
It's all hands on deck for three increasingly fraught tales of woe and misfortune regarding a cube, a coffin flop and a baby swap. Plus: the Kennedy assassination, and facing your death.
2021-11-13 23:35:33 +0000 UTC View PostEPISODE 225: That's Gamings Now (Feat. Trevor Strunk)
Andrew, Theo, and Ben are joined by long-time returning guest and No Cartridge host Trevor Strunk to talk about his new book on the impact of video games on culture, plus: pipe.
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2021-11-10 23:43:19 +0000 UTC View PostVOICEMAILS 224: It's Fucken Damp
See a payphone, say something into a payphone. It's that easy! 1800-317-515.
2021-11-08 11:31:30 +0000 UTC View PostBONUS EPISODE: Red Leicester Media
Andrew and Ben introduce a new segment with a harrowing tale of the world's most cheese-motivated individual, plus: mysterious mass deaths on the Yorkshire coast, and toilet problems in space.
2021-11-07 04:55:15 +0000 UTC View PostEPISODE 224: To Emerge From Below As A Rat King
Theo, Lucy, and Ben cut the bullshit and get right into: an unfortunate incident at an American high school, Estonia's second 21st-century rat king, buzzards taking over a small town, Theo Sees, an...
2021-11-04 22:43:16 +0000 UTC View PostBONUS EPISODE: Three Lays Of The Condor
Andrew and Ben get real intimate in this special twofer to talk about: dogshit romcom third acts, talking to your phone in public, miraculous condor births, and legally scamming Tesco by buying coi...
2021-10-31 22:38:18 +0000 UTC View PostEPISODE 223: Short Story: Baby Shoes, Never Born (Feat. Tom Walker)
Andrew, Theo, and Ben are joined by Tom Walker and briefly Demi Lardner to talk about: An escaped donkey finally caught, prevalence of demon-belief in the United States, carpooling in the Fake Taxi...
2021-10-31 04:31:26 +0000 UTC View PostNo bonus this week, friends
But! This week's main episode is over three hours long, so there is probably a "not great" chance you need and/or want another hour of this. We'll be back to regularly scheduled content next week x...
2021-10-23 23:06:02 +0000 UTC View PostEPISODE 222: 3 To 4 Hours Of Uninterrupted Crab-Mode Time
Recorded live over Twitch, it's our longest ever episode! A truly staggering number of segments here, all in the name of raising money for the Beyond Bricks and Bars project being organised by Flat...
2021-10-21 05:56:00 +0000 UTC View PostCharity Stream! Tomorrow night!
We're gonna be doing our first stream in a long, long time tomorrow night at 8pm AEDT (7pm AEST), where we will be attempting to beat the world record for the longest ever recording of a Boonta Vis...
2021-10-19 08:42:07 +0000 UTC View PostBONUS EPISODE: Raining Baps & Dogs
The dogging problem behind Big Baps is getting out of hand, the robot dogs are armed and their very existence calls for the lead pipe, and a man finds bliss in a very large number of snakes.
2021-10-17 07:12:09 +0000 UTC View PostEPISODE 221: America's First All-Operation Paperclip College Football Team
It's beat poetry night at Boonta Vista as we bring you: a Kentuckian edition of Great American Hall of Name, a meteor-anticipating psychic dog, a list format Paging Dr Lucy, and The Shipping Report...
2021-10-14 08:24:55 +0000 UTC View PostBONUS EPISODE: No One Can Print Screen That Frisbee Away From You
Lucy, Andrew, and Ben talk: cryptid seamounts, afterlife divorce, animal sacrifice beach etiquette, zoo penis humiliation, the ape variant of covid, NFT scams, and the art of the frisbee.
2021-10-09 22:51:36 +0000 UTC View PostVOICEMAILS 220: The Others
Keep on looking out for payphones, they're everywhere.
2021-10-07 21:38:53 +0000 UTC View Post