Andrew, Lucy, and Ben dive into the sandwich ramifications of Brexit, the long-penised children's entertainment of Denmark, and the practical considerations of the poly lifestyle.
2021-01-14 12:17:24 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew, Theo, and Ben look at what's happening in the US through the only lens we know: how dipshit Australian columnists are responding to it. Plus: Theo bought a Škoda.
2021-01-10 02:10:08 +0000 UTC View PostThe Theo Philes is back, and bigger than ever. Ben and Theo talk each other through NASA's stinkiest mishap and the arcane world of animal justice.
2021-01-09 05:36:48 +0000 UTC View PostWe're back! 2021! Nothing bad whatsoever will happen this year! Andrew, Theo, and Ben look at the absolute chaos that seemingly grips the Netherlands at New Years, and investigate some of Australia...
2021-01-03 08:43:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Riley had to move! Andrew has children! Many things caused the delays in this penultimate episode of the Boney Island Whitefish, but trust us: it was so boring as to be undiscussable. So instead, A...
2020-12-24 01:23:07 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Andrew, and Ben finish up the year with compelling stories of internet friendship, crime, boner pills as food, and what happens when your parents destroy your enormous collection of pornograp...
2020-12-20 07:31:28 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew, Theo, and Ben will some Neapolitan blood to get wetter, disappoint our children with the least magical Christmas experience possible, and put far too much effort into trying to trick strang...
2020-12-17 11:52:19 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew, Theo, and Ben talk through all the exciting things happening at Foursquare, check-in with the New Jersey man using a sonic cannon to try and kill God, and learn all about the incredible fol...
2020-12-12 06:28:00 +0000 UTC View PostTheo and Andrew are going down a deep dark hole to see if there's a path to redemption for a young man who committed a single, iconic incident of naughtiness. We also need to talk about an is...
2020-12-10 12:38:06 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew, Lucy, and Theo are joined by journalist Jim Malo to talk about Australia's (alleged) war crimes in Afghanistan, our dipshit media's response to those war crimes, and China using those war c...
2020-12-07 00:32:20 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew, Theo, and Ben go all Air Crash Investigation on a series of cartoonish helicopter crashes, dive into the world of experimental and amateur-built aircraft, and learn about the helpful smells...
2020-12-02 21:31:09 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Andrew, Theo, and Ben explore just how badly you can fuck up muck-up day, just how much Australian journalists want to be the Neutral Planet Guy, and just how easy it is to film your own ass ...
2020-11-29 08:41:58 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew, Theo, and Ben learn about the exciting, high-stakes world of pigeon racing, read the worst resignation letter of all time, and tremble in awe at the omens and portents afoot in Denmark and ...
2020-11-26 12:05:33 +0000 UTC View PostTheo and Andrew are quietly hiding from the robotic overlords of the supermarket and bringing you news about the new plague ships, underwater scooter scams, fish microwaving techniques, learning to...
2020-11-19 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostAustralian Celebrity Chef/Conspiracy Theorist Pete Evans is back and he's crazier than ever! You'd need a state of the art Biocharger NG to cure what's making him post white supremacist memes! We'v...
2020-11-16 11:17:00 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew, Theo, and Ben present the show's first-ever threefer. Plus: Painting yourself blue to scam a doctor, putting out bad vibes with your playboy style, and using lasers to sort-of teleport mice...
2020-11-12 11:21:20 +0000 UTC View Post
It's a spooky, scary Halloween special that Riley and Andrew accidentally recorded pretty close to Halloween! Bones and the gang from the Jeffersonian Medico Institute for Sexual Harassment investi...
2020-11-10 12:47:08 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Theo, and Andrew tackle Andrew Bolt's unflinching commitment to being the wrongest man in the room, Google's crackdown on Dutch seasonal racism, and Western Australia's disappearing time caps...
2020-11-10 02:33:33 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew, Theo, and Ben are here for a US election special, told entirely through dipshit takes from awful Australian commentators (that aren't us).
2020-11-07 01:38:31 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Andrew, and Ben are boldly stepping up to the current events of the week and slapping them right in the face. In this episode: Eating out did not help out, the rat hole, getting toilet cucked...
2020-11-01 12:12:10 +0000 UTC View Post
It's time to investigate the death of God! Also, there's a Breakfast Update bookended with Dinner Updates. And after all that, we find out that Agent Booth truly loves "rock and roll". But how will...
2020-10-30 04:45:46 +0000 UTC View PostTheo and Ben gently and lovingly tell each other about the moral panic around the freedoms afforded to women by the bicycle, and the substances so unbelievably, hideously smelly you can't even stud...
2020-10-29 03:24:32 +0000 UTC View PostTheo and Ben are in mourning for their favourite shortform video platform Quibi (2020-2020), learning about an earthworm-based mind control technology, and putting forth the suggestion that every s...
2020-10-25 12:44:20 +0000 UTC View PostLucy, Andrew, Theo, and Ben dig further into the extremely Dutch theme park Efteling, examine what constitutes normal behaviour for a sunfish, experience a terrifying Mothman encounter, and unequiv...
2020-10-22 12:09:13 +0000 UTC View Post
The only thing worse than adults that are obsessed with Disneyland is whatever the hell is going on at the theme parks in the Netherlands. Plus: a horrifying installment of Nature Corner about the ...
2020-10-18 02:15:55 +0000 UTC View Post
It's time for a Breakfast and Dinner update, followed by Condom Chat, the death of the buffet restaurant, embarrassing memories and - eventually - an underwater episode of Bones.
2020-10-16 05:43:34 +0000 UTC View PostTom Walker is here and he's discussing his deep well of sex doll knowledge and the various names for urinal cakes. He's also answering more of our listeners' most horrible questions body pill...
2020-10-15 08:30:14 +0000 UTC View PostIf a hacker remotely locks your dick in a cage but you're wearing the cage hoping someone remotely locks your dick in there, have you really been hacked? Plus: charging entry to Bondi beach to demo...
2020-10-11 22:27:06 +0000 UTC View PostJump into your Tesla and pray the single bolt used to secure every component was fastened correctly as Andrew, Lucy, and Ben talk through the phenomenon of The Tirekicker, some very ominous goats a...
2020-10-09 05:44:56 +0000 UTC View PostAndrew, Lucy, and Ben are joined by friend of the show, pervert, and Business Insider Australia editor JR Hennessy to talk about the ongoing fight between Australia's news publishers and the big bo...
2020-10-04 05:55:33 +0000 UTC View Post