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Friends-Only Episode 33: Stay Out of Riverdale!

Like a blast from the past, except EXCRUCIATINGLY up-to-date, it's the strangely joke-adjacent (and troublingly sexed-up) stylings of Archie Comics.  Bring your highest tolerance for very, ver...

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Friends-Only Episode 31: T R U C K S

This episode it's time to change gears (which is important to do now and again, if you want to be able to be around for the long haul), as we head out on the highway only to discover that the Steph...

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Friends-Only Episode 32: Don't Get Mad (seriously, buy a comic book or something)

Welcome back our friends to the show that never ends, we're so glad you could attend step inside, step inside ... and enjoy or maybe endure the repackaging of Mad Magazine's "greatest" "hits" of ho...

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Friends-Only Episode 30: Everybody M*sturbates

Fresh off our wrestling match with Spy Killer, we return to H*bbard's cupboard to see what he wrote when he wrote for himself and ... oh.  OH.  Oh that's what he wrote about.


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The Maze Runner Bars (Freestyle)

As mentioned during the episode, I spent a lot of my time reading this book thinking of words that rhymed with "Maze Runner". I awkwardly talk-rapped a few of them. MANY MANY PEOPLE (by which I mean "...

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Bonus Content - "No More Mac And Cheese (The Rapping Cookbook)"

So, sometimes we post things for everybody -- not just donors -- and lord knows this is the perfect candidate for that. At our last recording session, Collision brought a weird remnant of 1980's bache...

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Friends-Only Episode 29: Grip It...RIP It

A freight train of shame straight from Clsn's high-school shoplifting years, it's a few dozen pages of hair, guitars, posturing, hair, hair, more hair, and, mainly hair.  More straight-edge perso...

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Friends-Only Episode 28: THE IDEOTV Split 10"

Our boldest bonus episode yet, a veritable double album of delight, delivered!  THRILL to Clsn's intriguing invocation of a new cinematic universe.  CHILL to J.'s enervating exploration of o...

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Bonus Reading (Zero-Effort) REMIX

Oh god I'm so sorry.

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Bonus Episode 114.1: (The) Horse of (the) Daughter of (the) Blood

Bonus reading!  Sorry about the room noise and the inappropriate degree of fun I had saying "mounted" and "dismounted" and please enjoy the song I want to be in every episode having swords, sorce...

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Friends-Only Episode 27: Tiny Portions of Giant Robots

When there's no more room on the video store's shelves, pseudo-sequels will stalk the Earth, and since there aren't hardly any video stores anymore...it's time for us to (watch) Crash and Burn View Post

Friends-Only Episode No. 26: Wham, Bam, Thank You, Fang(o)!

When there's no more room on the shelf, the drippy pages of FANGORIA come to IDEOTV!  Eldritch glows abound, eerie sounds multiply, and gouts of gore appear like fountains at the Bellagio pumping...

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Friends-Only Episode 25: Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires, but Only They Can Stop Crime

Normally, we focus on making a comedy show about bad books, but when we found this lost tale of action and bonding, we knew only one medium was powerful enough to contain and convey its potent imagery...

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Shaq's About to Eat Five Gyros -- Contest Submissions

From humble acorns spring thickly rooted oaks, so they say, so one can only imagine what would spring from a prompt as unhumble as "Shaq is about to eat five gyros."

Or, anyway, one could only imagi...

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Friends-Only Episode 24: We and the Boys Gonna Have Some Fun

Somebody sent it to us, so here we are again, on another adventure with, sigh, the Hardy Boys.  This time around, we're racking up the frequent flier miles on a quest to find some gold, get our d...

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Friends-Only Episode 23: When Sucking Is ... Good!

So it's come to this.  Our latest-ever friends-only episode ever -- sorry! -- has us hopping more than a man making IPAs and hoping you'll prick up your ears and enjoy our happiest, gothiest piec...

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Bonus Song # 20 (Friends-Only).1 -- WHISKEY OUTPOST

Further to our passion project of discussing Starship Troopers, I thought it might be fun to share my college band's one song that I (think I) can share without making everybody hashtag shake their da...

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Bonus Dramatic Reading # 101.2 -- Mainframe Status = HYPER-HACKED!!

It's the gifts that keep on giving, it's writers talking about technology and it's the Girl with Tattoos!

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I'm sorry, gang: merch/gifts/other will go out in the next two weeks

Hi, all --

I apologize to everybody who's been waiting on me (Clsn) to drop something in the mail, whether it's a bonus or whatever else.  

I am shooting to get caught up and get everythi...

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Bonus Dramatic Reading # 103.1 -- Atomic Nightmares of the Old Testament

Hard to believe, but there actually were parts of the Bible Code we didn't quite get to, including this amazing little nugget, which combines my two favorite flavors: EXTREMELY METAL and PUNCTILIOUS C...

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Bonus #102.1 -- Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of the Illuminati that Controls Rap Music

Greetings, friends! Just a little bonus content for your ears -- it's J. reading another one of his award-winning short stories, and in this case it's a gritty, teen-focused reboot of the "Encyclopedi...

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Friends-Only Episode 22: Science, Hard.

It's finally time -- time to drop into the past and check in on a couple writers present in Analog Science Fiction and Fac...

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Bonus Dramatic Reading # 101.1 -- That Name Again Is Mister Slow

This time around, we're going back into the Underthing to get a sense of what magic truly is, in case you needed any more proof that I'm so enthusiastic about The Slow Regard of Silent Things...

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BONUS DRAMATIC READING #100.1 -- The Girl Who Shopped At IKEA

Hey there, folks. It's J, checking in with a special bonus reading for anybody who has donated at any level. As mentioned during the last show about Stieg Larsson's "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo", ...

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Friends-Only Episode 21: BREAKING: The News

What's the difference between a hand-washed hangman's tool and the topic of this episode?  Well, one is a weakly whirled noose, and the other is the !

In the days before email forwards...

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Friends-Only Episode 20: Starship Troopers

This episode CRAWLS -- crawls with LAUGHS, that is!  Fresh off us mentioning Starship Troopers and somebody suggesting we watch it, we sit down with two-plus hours of prime Paul Verhoeven.  ...

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Friends-Only Episode 19: Statler and Waldorf Tread the Boards (aka "Art is Hard")

Those who can, do.  Those who mock, also do.  This time around, we're bringing you straight into our kitchens and showing you what happens when the ruthless readers ... write.  Time for...

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Friends-Only Episode 18: It's Getting Cold in Here!

The Boz is the feeling now

Fever temperatures rising now

Power ah power

is the force the vow

That makes it happen

It asks no questions why ooh

So get closer closer now<...

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Friends-Only Episode 17: Let's Cyber!

Long-awaited episode here, as we finally sit down with a slim artifact sent to us by the golden Brian Fakelastname -- Cyber Jokes: The Funniest Stuff on the Internet, Doug Meyer, ed.  Ar...

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Friends-Only Episode 16: Extremism

Nothing can prepare you for the thrills of op(eration)s on display here -- from non-standard uses of rail to intense enthusiasms about the implements of digital photography, there are ops (that's shor...

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