Like a blast from the past, except EXCRUCIATINGLY up-to-date, it's the strangely joke-adjacent (and troublingly sexed-up) stylings of Archie Comics. Bring your highest tolerance for very, ver...
2019-02-28 06:40:41 +0000 UTC
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This episode it's time to change gears (which is important to do now and again, if you want to be able to be around for the long haul), as we head out on the highway only to discover that the Steph...
2019-01-31 18:31:14 +0000 UTC
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Welcome back our friends to the show that never ends, we're so glad you could attend step inside, step inside ... and enjoy or maybe endure the repackaging of Mad Magazine's "greatest" "hits" of ho...
2018-12-29 01:16:44 +0000 UTC
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Fresh off our wrestling match with Spy Killer, we return to H*bbard's cupboard to see what he wrote when he wrote for himself and ... oh. OH. Oh that's what he wrote about.
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2018-11-30 03:16:11 +0000 UTC
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As mentioned during the episode, I spent a lot of my time reading this book thinking of words that rhymed with "Maze Runner". I awkwardly talk-rapped a few of them. MANY MANY PEOPLE (by which I mean "...
2018-11-17 18:04:43 +0000 UTC
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So, sometimes we post things for everybody -- not just donors -- and lord knows this is the perfect candidate for that. At our last recording session, Collision brought a weird remnant of 1980's bache...
2018-11-10 05:51:37 +0000 UTC
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A freight train of shame straight from Clsn's high-school shoplifting years, it's a few dozen pages of hair, guitars, posturing, hair, hair, more hair, and, mainly hair. More straight-edge perso...
2018-10-31 17:23:05 +0000 UTC
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Our boldest bonus episode yet, a veritable double album of delight, delivered! THRILL to Clsn's intriguing invocation of a new cinematic universe. CHILL to J.'s enervating exploration of o...
2018-09-29 02:34:42 +0000 UTC
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Oh god I'm so sorry.
2018-09-12 04:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Bonus reading! Sorry about the room noise and the inappropriate degree of fun I had saying "mounted" and "dismounted" and please enjoy the song I want to be in every episode having swords, sorce...
2018-09-12 03:48:38 +0000 UTC
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When there's no more room on the video store's shelves, pseudo-sequels will stalk the Earth, and since there aren't hardly any video stores anymore...it's time for us to (watch) Crash and Burn
2018-08-31 00:08:16 +0000 UTC
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When there's no more room on the shelf, the drippy pages of FANGORIA come to IDEOTV! Eldritch glows abound, eerie sounds multiply, and gouts of gore appear like fountains at the Bellagio pumping...
2018-07-28 18:44:37 +0000 UTC
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Normally, we focus on making a comedy show about bad books, but when we found this lost tale of action and bonding, we knew only one medium was powerful enough to contain and convey its potent imagery...
2018-06-29 23:49:07 +0000 UTC
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From humble acorns spring thickly rooted oaks, so they say, so one can only imagine what would spring from a prompt as unhumble as "Shaq is about to eat five gyros."
Or, anyway, one could only imagi...
2018-06-29 23:48:11 +0000 UTC
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Somebody sent it to us, so here we are again, on another adventure with, sigh, the Hardy Boys. This time around, we're racking up the frequent flier miles on a quest to find some gold, get our d...
2018-05-28 22:25:15 +0000 UTC
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So it's come to this. Our latest-ever friends-only episode ever -- sorry! -- has us hopping more than a man making IPAs and hoping you'll prick up your ears and enjoy our happiest, gothiest piec...
2018-04-28 10:14:28 +0000 UTC
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Further to our passion project of discussing Starship Troopers, I thought it might be fun to share my college band's one song that I (think I) can share without making everybody hashtag shake their da...
2018-04-16 15:59:59 +0000 UTC
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It's the gifts that keep on giving, it's writers talking about technology and it's the Girl with Tattoos!
2018-04-09 15:00:01 +0000 UTC
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Hi, all --
I apologize to everybody who's been waiting on me (Clsn) to drop something in the mail, whether it's a bonus or whatever else.
I am shooting to get caught up and get everythi...
2018-04-05 01:56:25 +0000 UTC
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Hard to believe, but there actually were parts of the Bible Code we didn't quite get to, including this amazing little nugget, which combines my two favorite flavors: EXTREMELY METAL and PUNCTILIOUS C...
2018-04-02 15:00:00 +0000 UTC
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Greetings, friends! Just a little bonus content for your ears -- it's J. reading another one of his award-winning short stories, and in this case it's a gritty, teen-focused reboot of the "Encyclopedi...
2018-03-22 02:17:33 +0000 UTC
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It's finally time -- time to drop into the past and check in on a couple writers present in Analog Science Fiction and Fac...
2018-03-16 03:11:45 +0000 UTC
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This time around, we're going back into the Underthing to get a sense of what magic truly is, in case you needed any more proof that I'm so enthusiastic about The Slow Regard of Silent Things...
2018-03-14 02:28:12 +0000 UTC
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Hey there, folks. It's J, checking in with a special bonus reading for anybody who has donated at any level. As mentioned during the last show about Stieg Larsson's "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo", ...
2018-02-24 23:35:30 +0000 UTC
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What's the difference between a hand-washed hangman's tool and the topic of this episode? Well, one is a weakly whirled noose, and the other is the !
In the days before email forwards...
2018-02-22 04:11:22 +0000 UTC
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This episode CRAWLS -- crawls with LAUGHS, that is! Fresh off us mentioning Starship Troopers and somebody suggesting we watch it, we sit down with two-plus hours of prime Paul Verhoeven. ...
2018-01-31 03:11:14 +0000 UTC
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Those who can, do. Those who mock, also do. This time around, we're bringing you straight into our kitchens and showing you what happens when the ruthless readers ... write. Time for...
2017-12-22 07:22:37 +0000 UTC
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The Boz is the feeling now
Fever temperatures rising now
Power ah power
is the force the vow
That makes it happen
It asks no questions why ooh
So get closer closer now<...
2017-11-14 17:43:30 +0000 UTC
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Long-awaited episode here, as we finally sit down with a slim artifact sent to us by the golden Brian Fakelastname -- Cyber Jokes: The Funniest Stuff on the Internet, Doug Meyer, ed. Ar...
2017-10-09 19:13:30 +0000 UTC
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Nothing can prepare you for the thrills of op(eration)s on display here -- from non-standard uses of rail to intense enthusiasms about the implements of digital photography, there are ops (that's shor...
2017-09-16 13:27:28 +0000 UTC
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