Hello Humans,
I'm having a little post-birthday-patreon-party tomorrow night, online at 8pm.
Come along while I play songs old and new, with some little stories on their meanings and a...
2025-03-12 20:46:16 +0000 UTC View PostHello Humans,
I’ve just put together a little video lesson on how to play Gnossienne No. 1 by the wonderfully weird Erik Satie.
His music was first introduced ...
2025-03-07 10:05:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Humans!
I wanted to make this post on my birthday (10th Feb) but as you know I had tonsillitis so everything this month is a little late.
I hope you enjoy this video of me reflect...
2025-02-28 15:00:57 +0000 UTC View PostHello Humans,
This post is for the witchy ones among us.
In this short demo I will show you how to make and burn a "Smudge Stick" from sage.
This is an ancie...
2025-02-25 22:07:10 +0000 UTC View PostHello Humans,
The "Two-Headed-Monster" tour continues with myself and the Velveteen Orkestra.
Last night we played a glorious show in Sheffield at The Dorothy Pax and tonight we'll be ...
2025-02-21 14:45:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Humans,
I am back on the tour!!
Currently flying on lemsip and ibuprofen but tonight we play in London and Dan is streaming the set from his Facebook page!
You can watch it ...
2025-02-19 19:48:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Humans,
As I write this to you now I am recovering from a very nasty throat infection that has somewhat derailed my monthly plans for patreon... I had planned to put out a couple of tut...
2025-02-16 10:20:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Humans,
Just thought you might like to see this.
I know Alex back from college (2009!) and if you remember Birdeatsbaby Here She Comes-a-Tumblin', then you'll remem...
2025-01-30 23:48:58 +0000 UTC View PostHello Humans,
Last week of January... nearly there!
This song was requested by long-time patron Pete Jordan (hi Pete!) and I'm not going to lie - who doesn't love this tune?
So mu...
2025-01-29 22:04:22 +0000 UTC View PostHello Humans,
It's time for my vlog of the month!
This is possibly the funniest one so far.
I tell the story of Villainous Victor, it's creation and story, and reflect on my hila...
2025-01-22 20:44:55 +0000 UTC View PostHello Humans,
I finally made you another demonstration video! Sorry it's taken me so long.
This lesson is for any of you who might be interested, but especially those who ...
2025-01-15 22:49:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Humans,
Happy New Year! It’s my first post of 2025.
I feel fresh as the snow outside! Well, sort of.
Maybe if the snow was a grubby and living inside a snuggy?
Th...
2025-01-07 12:18:42 +0000 UTC View PostHello Humans,
Just a quick one from me to say thank you so much for all still being here!
It's been an incredible year.
Just as a heads up I do mention some ...
2024-12-31 10:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostHello Humans,
I have a very funny story to go with my "song of the month" which is available for download now...
Hello wonderful patrons!
This is just a quick one… we’ve re-released the LORDI cover but this time on the official 2024-12-20 17:35:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Humans,
We're racing through the month and Christmas will be upon us before we know it.
I hope you are all well and cosy.
Here's my vlog from November, it was a packed month...
2024-12-12 22:28:58 +0000 UTC View PostHello Humans,
This is for any of you who might've missed out on the Zoom "Winter Check In".
Was a small crowd but so lovely to hang out with you all!
In the video I reflect back ...
2024-12-05 20:51:27 +0000 UTC View PostHello Humans,
Time for my "Winter Check In", at 7pm (UK time) tonight.
As said, it'll be a quick chat and chance to ask questions.
Here's the link:
Hello Humans,
It's getting close to the end of November.
I'm excited for the descent into Christmas.
This means quiet time for me. Plenty of writing at the piano on those cold, da...
2024-11-29 19:29:41 +0000 UTC View PostHello Humans,
I'm looking forward to seeing you all at my Winter Check-In on Sunday but until then I have some juicy content.
Here's the guitar lesson (as requeste...
2024-11-25 11:13:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Humans,
Hope everyone is having a fine week.
I am back on track and feeling saucy again. I'm taking it easy and getting as much sleep as I can. Feeling soo much better.
Plea...
2024-11-20 19:14:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Humans,
This vlog is a little more sensitive than usual.
I decided to chat a bit about what it's like living with a mental health disorder.
I was diagnosed with bipolar towa...
2024-11-18 11:59:09 +0000 UTC View PostHello Humans,
A little behind on announcing what's coming this month so here's a big video ramble to let you know what's coming...
1. New HVIRESS Song "I Am The Snake Queen"...
2024-11-15 17:51:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Halloween Humans!
As promised, here is my spooky cover!
I chose Lordi's Children of the Night, seeing as we toured with them earlier this year and it was a very special t...
2024-10-31 00:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Humans,
I hope you are all well.
Tonight is the HANA PIRANHA Halloween Livestream.
2024-10-29 08:41:28 +0000 UTC
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Hello Humans,
I am still quite under the weather but slowly slowly building up strength again.
I've not been able to sing, or lift my accordion, and the brain fog has been intense.
... 2024-10-25 10:22:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Humans,
This month began so well with such a burst of energy - see my earlier post ...
2024-10-20 16:17:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Humans,
As we descend into the darker months I shall be working my hardest to bring you some much needed songs. I love this time of year but I'm not a fan of the cold... the damp... and...
2024-10-14 07:36:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Humans,
I have just returned from a rather beautiful short writing break in Wales.
To be completely honest not a lot of writing or much else was done.
I really needed sleep....
2024-10-07 19:31:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Humans,
It is the end of September and I am gloriously happy to celebrate this brand new song with you... and give it to your ears.
This little country-punk tune had been noodling...
2024-09-30 12:42:53 +0000 UTC View Post