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In the Flesh: The Tomorrow War

“Every twenty-six days they retreat into their burrows and go quiet,” says the military instructor from the future to her band of fresh present-day recruits, describing the behaviors of the rav...

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Wyrm I.VIII

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In the Flesh: Evil Dead Rise

More than Raimi’s Looney Tunes camerawork or Bruce Campbell’s hammy, preposterously handsome stupidity as chainsaw-wielding protagonist Ash, it’s a certain streak of nastiness that d...

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Wyrm I.VII

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Paper Cuts: The Marquis

The Marquis will likely never be finished. After over a decade it remains incomplete, two volumes out of a planned five, the remainder of the work a casualty of Davis’s (justified) clash...

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In the Flesh: Seconds

John Frankenheimer’s sly, audacious Seconds begins its game of bait and switch the moment you read its title. More, you think. Yes, but of the same. In the time-tested ...

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In the Flesh: Black Coal, Thin Ice

Everywhere we turn in Black Coal, Thin Ice, women are being brutalized. Crushed. Trampled into paste and left for dead. Washed-up former cop Zhang Zili (Liao Fan) sexually assaults a cowor...

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The Deadlights Theater: The Longest Shadow

This May in the Deadlights Theater it's a full month of Eastern noir, with film noir entries from China, Turkey, Japan, Egypt, and Korea.


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Wyrm I.VI

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In the Flesh: Dead Ringers Episode 6

“I have to climb inside you now,” Beverly whispers to her twin. It’s a line as chilling as the moment we see Elliot make the decision to become her sister, to accept the gift of exculpation f...

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In the Flesh: Dead Ringers Episode 5

Directed by Karyn Kusama of Jennifer’s Body and The Invitation fame and written by Susan Soon He Stanton, Dead Ringers’ fifth episode is its bluntest and most imagist...

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In the Flesh: Dead Ringers Episode 4

Happy birthday, Mantle twins! Watching Elliot and Beverly regress, melt down, and white-knuckle their way through a visit from their charming and unpretentious parents Alan (Kevin McNally) and Lind...

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In the Flesh: Dead Ringers Episode 3

“This isn’t normal,” says Genevieve (Britne Oldford) as she stands between a stone-faced Beverly (Rachel Weisz) and her visibly decompensating twin Elliot (Rachel Weisz). “This isn’t heal...

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In the Flesh: Dead Ringers Episode 2

One of the first things a writer learns is the difference between a scene and a segue. A scene is muscle and bone, developing characters, advancing plot threads. A segue is the li...

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In the Flesh: Dead Ringers Episode 1

That a remake of Croneberg’s Dead Ringers exists at all is strange enough. That it’s incredible is something else entirely. Alice Birch’s adaptation, penned by a murderer’...

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In the Flesh: Soldier

The ways in which Paul W. S. Anderson’s Soldier sucks are almost as intriguing as the ways in which it rules. The sets and lighting are often cheesy, there’s a definite G. I. Joe-esque...

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The Deadlights Theater: Unforgiven (1992)

Today's first screening of Clint Eastwood's Unforgiven begins at 1pm EST, with an encore to follow at 7!

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The Deadlights Theater: The Killing of a Chinese Bookie

Tonight's screening of John Cassavetes' The Killing of a Chinese Bookie begins at 7pm EST!

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In the Flesh: 65

65 is a frictionless narrative object, a surface upon which human scrutiny can find neither purchase nor traction. Why is the pre-human society of the planet Somaris near-identical to our ...

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In the Flesh: Once Upon a Time in Anatolia

The first hour and a half of Nuri Bilge Ceylan’s Once Upon a Time in Anatolia is a dream, a long dark night of the soul in which a group of

The first hour and a half of Nuri Bilge Ceylan...

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The Deadlights Theater: You Were Never Really Here

Today's first screening of Lynne Ramsay's You Were Never Really Here begins at 1pm EST, with an encore to follow at 7!

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In the Flesh: Visiting Hours

Curiously situated after Black Christmas, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, and Halloween but before Single White Female and the wave of nebulously feminist slashers that cam...

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The Deadlights Theater: The Hit

Tonight's screening of Stephen Frears' The Hit begins at 7pm EST!

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In the Flesh: Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

There are some lovely practical effects in Honor Among Thieves, Jonathan Goldstein and John Francis Daly’s latest in a long line of attempts to translate the beloved tabletop role-playin...

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The Deadlights Theater: Killing Them Softly

Today's first screening of Andrew Dominik's Killing Them Softly begins at 1pm EST, with an encore to follow at 7!

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The Deadlights Theater: I Want My Scalps

This April in the Deadlights Theater it's a full month of movies about contract killers, mercenaries, and guns for hire of every stripe from the covert hit squads of the US Military to the lowliest...

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In the Flesh: Avatar: The Way of Water

“What if indigenous people ultimately won the long, degrading battle of colonialism?” is a pretty repulsive premise for a series of blockbuster films mostly made by and starring white guys, eve...

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In the Flesh: The Nile Hilton Incident

I can’t think of anything from last year as blackly funny as the corrupt cop in The Nile Hilton Incident who orders room service next to a woman’s corpse and tells the waiter to charge...

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Paper Cuts: Perfume, the Story of a Murderer

On a stinking street in Paris in the last century of Bourbon reign, a nameless woman delivers her fifth child into a pail of rotten refuse. Shortly after this she is arrested for her previous infan...

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The Deadlights Theater: Death Line

Today's first screening of Gary Sherman's Death Line begins at 1pm EST, with an encore to follow at 7!

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