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In the Flesh: Mad Men s2e04 'Three Sundays'

“Get out, we’re… sleeping!” shouts Don, sprawled on top of Betty, as Bobby and Sally burst into their bedroom. Kids are everywhere in ‘Three Sundays’, the first episode of Mad Men View Post

In the Flesh: Mad Men s1e13 'The Wheel'

‘The Wheel’ is without question the single best-known episode of Mad Men, made famous by the eponymous pitch Don gives to Kodak for their slideshow wheel. It’s a much-analyzed scene,...

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In the Flesh: Mad Men s1e03 'The Marriage of Figaro'

A bathroom isn’t a bathroom. A gift isn’t a gift. A house isn’t a house. ‘The Marriage of Figaro’ is where Mad Men becomes Mad Men, a house of smoke and mirrors, a labyr...

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Sign of the Dragonfly: Chapter II

Captain Hathi i’Mati had served the emperor’s half-brother for almost four years now. The rajah Jahangir Eru Vandifatori, known to his inner circle as Jahan, did not often keep high-ranking ret...

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Sign of the Dragonfly: Chapter I

Slava didn’t like the wizard. She didn’t like his soft, slender hands, or his white skin, unmarred by windburn or the sun. She didn’t like his gentle voice or his long, flowing hair the color...

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Paper Cuts: Kill Six Billion Demons

Tom Bloom’s Kill Six Billion Demons is big, ambitious, and omnivorous, a tasting menu informed by hundreds of discrete influences ranging from Hindu mythology to Dragon Ball Z t...

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In the Flesh: Heat

Six years ago, I really didn’t like this movie. I don’t know if I was distracted or just in a bad mood, but watching it now I can’t for the life of me understand why I wrote the things I did....

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SIGN OF THE DRAGONFLY: PROLOGUE

Prologue: The Stairs

Hama hated the climb to his master’s rooms. Sixty-seven steps hewn from rough limestone led up to the first landing and its mullioned window of unblemished glass panes ...

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In the Flesh: Jason and the Argonauts

Human mannerisms, but no human expressions. A gaze, but no eyes, only empty pits. Animator Ray Harryhausen’s great bronze statue of the titan Talos is chilling as much for what isn’t there as f...

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In the Flesh: Clash of the Titans (1981)

Watching this movie makes me feel like Tony Soprano showing his daughter, Meadow, the church their ancestors helped to build on a crew of masons before grumbling, “Go out there now and try to fin...

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In the Flesh: The Lord of the Rings: War of the Rohirrim

It takes a bold creative team to step into the world of Peter Jackson’s monumental Lord of the Rings trilogy, much less to do so with an animated film. Kenji Kamiyama’s War of the ...

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Top 10 of 2024

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In the Flesh: Nosferatu (2024)

Eggers’ Nosferatu is beautiful, full of sumptuous shadows and exquisitely dressed rooms. It sports an embarrassment of acting talent, with Lily-Rose Depp luminously ghoulish as the torme...

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In the Flesh: The Muppet Christmas Carol

How do you write with any kind of objectivity about a film that shaped your childhood so profoundly? A Muppet Christmas Carol is the season entire, to me, a heartfelt plea for everyone to ...

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In the Flesh: Smile 2

You don’t usually see good fake pop music. Think of the dead-eyed, lifeless numbers in Shyamalan’s Trap from earlier this year, so non-specific they barely register as music at all, or...

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In the Flesh: Heretic

“I keep these women a bit wet and a bit nippy,” says Mr. Reed (Hugh Grant), grinning with avuncular charm at Mormon missionary Sister Paxton (Chloe East) from the head of a room full of caged w...

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In the Flesh: War and Peace (1966-67)

The first blush of combat in Sergei Bondarchuk’s monumental adaptation of Tolstoy’s masterpiece is a staggering sensory experience. Thousands of uniformed soldiers maneuver onscreen, forming li...

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In the Flesh: Dune: Prophecy s1e03 'Sisterhood Above All'

Anchored by bravura performances by Jessica Barden as a young Valya and Emma Canning as a young Tula, ‘Sisterhood Above All’ is the series’s nastiest and most engaging episode to date. The ce...

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In the Flesh: Megalopolis

Take Shakespeare’s Roman plays, a double handful of modern politics run through a blender on pulse for about half an hour, a dash of transcendental psychedelica, and a few decades of Dick Clark...

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In the Flesh: Gladiator 2

Never show me Matt Lucas. There is no reason good enough to show me Matt Lucas. He radiates an anti-charisma so powerful that even casting him perfectly as the shrieking, freakish mouthpiece of a d...

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In the Flesh: Dune: Prophecy s1e02 'Two Wolves'

It’s one thing to watch a cold and calculating power player like the Bene Gesserit mother superior, Valya Harkonnen (Emily Watson), spend human lives like subway tokens. It’s another to see her...

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In the Flesh: Castration Movie Pt. 1

Star and director Louise Weard begins and ends the first half of her operatically-sized Castration Movie with broken people trying and failing to be in love. First there’s Turner (N...

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In the Flesh: Dune: Prophecy s1e01 'The Hidden Hand'

All the stars are here! Mark Strong, Emily Watson, Olivia Williams, Travis Fimmell, and a half dozen more genre and period stalwarts anchor the exciting and enigmatic series premiere of Diane Ademu...

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In the Flesh: Conclave

Take Paolo Sorrentino’s visionary, brazenly experimental The Young Pope, turn the saturation down about seventy percent so that everything looks more or less grayish brown, as is de ...

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In the Flesh: Arcane Season 2, First Arc

Brought to life by French animation studio Fortiche, Arcane remains in its second season easily the most beautiful animated show on the air. Hand-painted cells applied to an underlying sca...

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The Raptor

I can hear the pachys working out their morning jitters before I open my eyes. Their paddock is about twenty yards from my window, and the echoing crack when their bony skulls collide is loud enoug...

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In the Flesh: La Reigne Margot

“I knew you would be beautiful… luminous,” says the injured and delirious La Môle (Vincent Perez) as he lies bleeding in his lover Margot’s (Isabelle Adjani) arms, believing her to be the ...

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In the Flesh: Alien: Romulus

Alien: Romulus doesn’t work without David Jonsson as the android Andy. The synthetic person’s transformation from a shaky, well-meaning adult child who lives only to protect his surrog...

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In the Flesh: Strange Darling

J. T. Mollner’s Strange Darling opens on a protracted monologue straight out of a Feminism 101 pamphlet, with the Lady (Willa Fitzgerald) explaining to the Demon (Kyle Gallner) that wome...

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In the Flesh: 'Salem's Lot (2024)

There’s a lot to like about Gary Dauberman’s ‘Salem’s Lot, an adaptation of Stephen King’s classic vampire novel of the same name. Bill Camp is tremendously likable as the caring...

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