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In the Flesh: The Curse s1e02 'Pressure's Looking Good So Far'

“Here it comes,” says casino employee Bill (David DeLao) to Asher Siegel (Nathan Fielder) as they wait together for the gaming floor’s overhead lighting to shift. This is Asher’s sole appar...

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December 2023 Schedule: Tears in the Rain

12/3, 1pm & 7pm: MINORITY REPORT
12/6, 7pm: ROBOCOP
12/10, 1pm & 7pm: A CLOCKWORK ORANGE
12/13, 7pm: BATTLE ROYALE
12/17, 1pm & 7pm: BLADE RUNNER
12/20, 7pm: DREDD
12/...

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In the Flesh: The Curse s1e01 'Land of Enchantment'

“There’s no such thing as a perfect city,” says Elizabeth Siegel (Emma Stone), donning a dazzling fake smile for the benefit of the empty closet in which she’s recording voiceover for the r...

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In the Flesh: Scavengers Reign

How often do you get to watch a medium evolve right in front of you? Before Joseph Bennett and Charles Huettner’s Scavengers Reign, adult genre animation in America hadn’t so much as t...

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In the Flesh: Barton Fink

In the sticky heat of early morning, frustrated writer Barton Fink (John Turturro) stares at his sleeping lover Audrey Taylor’s (Judy Davis) back as a mosquito lights on her and begins to feed. T...

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November 2023 Schedule: Work in Progress

11/1, 7pm: 8½
11/5, 1pm & 7pm: BARTON FINK
11/8, 7pm: MADELINE'S MADELINE
11/12, 1pm & 7pm: THE FOUNTAIN
11/15, 7pm: ONE CUT OF THE DEAD
11/19, 1pm & 7pm: CLOSE-UP
11...

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The Deadlights Theater Halloween 2023 Marathon

Noon: ROPE  
2pm: HALLOWEEN  
4pm: AMERICAN PSYCHO  
6pm: IN THE CUT  
8:30pm: HENRY: PORTRAIT OF A SERIAL KILLER  
10pm: CURE  
Midnight: STOKER

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In the Flesh: Berserk (1997)

Don’t come near me, thinks the wounded and broken Griffith (Kevin T. Collins) as Guts (Marc Diraison) races after him. If you come close to me, if you so much as touch my shoulder, w...

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In the Flesh: Killers of the Flower Moon

“Can you find the wolves in this picture?” asks the caption of an engraving in a book on Osage tribal history and custom. It’s a child’s question in a book for children, the equivalent of a...

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In the Flesh: The Exorcist III

Penned and directed by William Peter Blatty, author of the original Exorcist novel and screenwriter of its famous adaptation, The Exorcist I

Penned and directed by William Peter Blatty, autho...

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WYRM Download Link!

A PDF of my new novella, the medieval dinosaur epic WYRM! I'll have exciting news about it soon, but in the meantime, enjoy!

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In the Flesh: Alien 3

“In every seed,” says religious convert Dillon (Charles S. Dutton) as the mangled bodies of Newt and Hicks, Ripley’s (Sigourney Weaver) surrogate daughter and love interest respectively in th...

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In the Flesh: The Fall of the House of Usher (2023)

If Mike Flanagan didn’t suffer from such a pressing need to feed us a spoonful of treacle along with every pound of glass and rusty nails he dishes up in The Fall of the House of Usher, ...

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In the Flesh: Fellini Satyricon

A rich man, Trimalchio (Mario Romagnoli), holds a mock funeral for himself, pressuring his friends and hangers-on to mourn him as they would upon his death. A guest recounts the story of the Widow ...

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The Deadlights Theater: Halloween Marathon 2023

Hi everyone! So excited to announce a day-long Halloween marathon of serial killer movies, beginning at noon with Hitchcock's ROPE and ending at midnight with Park Chan-wook's STOKER! Trailer by Vi...

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In the Flesh: The Casanova by Federico Fellini

It begins with a woman leaving. The statue of Venus, ceremonially raised from the lagoon of Venice to commemorate the dawning of a new season, sinks back beneath the tranquil waters, the ropes supp...

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In the Flesh: Ahsoka s1e08: The Jedi, the Witch, and the Warlord

Why does Ezra wear the stormtrooper helmet when he reunites with Hera and the Republic forces? As a human being, why would he risk being shot for no conceivable reward beyond, I suppose, surprising...

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In the Flesh: ZeroZeroZero

In a dead house, a dying man ignores his stooped, haggard reflection. Adriano Chiaramida plays don Damiano “Minu” La Piana as something between lich and mourner, his milky right eye reflecting ...

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October 2023 Schedule: BLACK SABBATH + HALLOWEEN MARATHON

8/1, 1pm & 7pm: GOOD MADAM
8/4, 7pm: IMPETIGORE
8/8, 1pm & 7pm: THE WITCH
8/11, 7pm: HAGAZUSSA
8/15, 1pm & 7pm: THE NEON DEMON
8/18, 7pm: SUSPIRIA
8/22, 1pm & 7pm:...

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In the Flesh: The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover

It’s a rare scene in The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover in which Michael Gambon isn’t talking. “Talking” doesn’t do it justice, really. He rants. He bullies. He declaim...

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In the Flesh: Ahsoka s1e07: Dreams and Madness

After last week’s light snack of fun fantasy stuff, it’s back to starvation rations for Ahsoka. The show’s seventh episode opens with an airless courtroom drama scene on a set that l...

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In the Flesh: Foundation

You’d think Western cinema would be out of things to say about intelligent machines struggling with the idea of their own humanity. Roy Batty, Priss, AM, WestWorld’s sad sack torture d...

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In the Flesh: Ahsoka s1e06: Far, Far Away

It’s stark how much better this (still bad) show is when it gets away from its ostensible protagonists. Even with sets that wouldn’t be out of place in 2000s-era Doctor Who? and a scri...

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In the Flesh: Ahsoka s1e05: Shadow Warrior

In the singular hands of writer, director, Chopper the droid voice actor, and showrunner Dave Filoni, Ahsoka’s fifth episode pulls off the impossible: it is measurably worse than the fou...

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In the Flesh: The Last Voyage of the Demeter

The Last Voyage of the Demeter isn’t going to pull in many accolades for its script, which at its best hits its marks and knows its lines and at its worst blunders into rushed and jumble...

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In the Flesh: Ahsoka s1e04: Fallen Jedi

“Don’t worry about me.” “I’m not. Should I be?” “What?” “Worried.” “Nope.” If the first fifteen seconds of a game of Pong, that pixel moving like molasses across th...

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In the Flesh: Bottoms

With Shiva Baby, her stunningly confident and masterful debut feature about a young Jewish sex worker and the cloying, interdependent, overwhelming community around her, director Emma Seli...

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The Deadlights Theater September 2023: You Are Receiving This Broadcast As a Dream

9/3, 1pm & 7pm: Big Trouble in Little China
9/6, 7pm: Escape from New York
9/10, 1pm & 7pm: The Thing
9/13, 7pm: Starman
9/17, 1pm & 7pm: Christine
9/20, 7pm: In the Mout...

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In the Flesh: Ahsoka s1e03: Time to Fly

There’s no need to set Ahsoka alongside Andor to make its failings abundantly clear, but when it transplants Mon Mothma (Genevieve O’Reilly) from Andor’s tense, swe...

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In the Flesh: Kafka

There’s always been something gay about Jeremy Irons, some quavering inner sissiness to his poshly gravel-voiced demeanor and roughened cut-glass features. His ability to radiate this uncertain i...

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