Zoo Crew: Dispatches from Armenia
Joe's in Armenia right now and he explains some of the local issues to Francis and Carey, plus the usual hijinks. Hope you enjoy!
2022-02-07 21:42:45 +0000 UTC View Post
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The Zoo Crew Presents: Missouri Manhood?
This week, Francis, Joe, and Carey discuss a recent proposal from slenderman freak and notably virile figure U.S. Senator Josh Hawley, who has jumped on the bandwagon blaming America's woes on the ...
2022-01-31 00:01:59 +0000 UTC View PostDadChat: Recovery Edition
Nate and Francis have a dadchat in which Nate is recovering from a cycling-related concussion.
2022-01-24 00:02:00 +0000 UTC View PostDadChat: Relationship Edition
This week's bonus features Nate and Francis discussing a variety of things: the 1990 film Ghost and why the hell demons terrified Nate as a small child, his discomfort around bees, Francis's tips o...
2022-01-17 00:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostZoo Crew Presents: 2021 in Review
Well, this isn't really a review of the entire year, so much as it's a review of some military-centric stories that delighted and entertained us by being very, very dumb. Hope you enjoy!
2022-01-10 21:47:55 +0000 UTC View PostFree Our Boys feat. the Zoo Crew
This week, Francis subjects Carey and Joe to two current military news stories: 1. he got a copy of the manifesto that disgrunted National Guard troops on the border (who listen to Hell of a Way) w...
2022-01-04 01:18:33 +0000 UTC View PostFrancis Guesting on the Hoot n Holler Podcast
Hello everyone, please enjoy this bonus episode in which Francis discusses the Precious Moments chapel on the Hoot n Holler podcast, a show about the Ozarks. You can find more of their episodes her...
2021-12-20 18:25:50 +0000 UTC View PostMidwestology 1: A Posse, If You Will, of Insane Clowns
This is a cross-post from Trashfuture's Britainology series, in which Nate, Francis, and Joe force Milo to learn about the Midwest. Now it's the good-natured Midwestern oafs in the driver's seat, a...
2021-12-13 00:02:00 +0000 UTC View PostZoo Crew Reviews: 'Stripes' (1981)
There aren't a whole lot of new military comedies being made these days (we blame Bin Laden), but in the early '80s there was STRIPES, a film in which Bill Murray and John Candy join the Army. Joe ...
2021-12-06 00:02:00 +0000 UTC View PostZoo Crew History: the Pornocracy
This week, Francis takes Carey and Joe down a rabbit hole of Catholic history in their discussion of the Pornocracy, a period in which the papacy was not controlled by the Catholic church but rathe...
2021-11-29 00:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostSuicide is Painful: the Zoo Crew Reviews M*A*S*H* (1970)
Francis made Joe and Carey watch the 1970 film M*A*S*H*, not the series but the film itself, and react to all of the ways in which it captures aspects of the military that they recognize...and the ...
2021-11-22 00:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post100 Deadly Skills, Reviewed: Part 2 (feat. Kevin Frint)
We're back with our Zoomer correspondent Kevin Frint (@ItsAll_Bullshit) to discuss 100 Deadly Skills, the world's most fa...
2021-11-15 00:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostArmy Tradition: Destroying Your Body feat. Haley Britzky
This week, Francis speaks with Task and Purpose reporter Hayley Britzky (@halbritz) about brigades in the 82nd Airborne trying o...
2021-11-08 00:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostThe True History of the Beaver Wars feat. Joe Kassabian
This week, Francis and Joe discuss the history of the frontier fur-trapper wars in North America, also known as the Beaver Wars. Yes, there are dumb jokes--but also a lot of history of French colon...
2021-11-01 00:02:00 +0000 UTC View PostColin Powell and 'Black Role Models' feat. Cynthia
This week, Nate and Cynthia discuss the impact of watching famous Black role models of the 1980s--people like Colin Powell, Bill Cosby, and Ben Carson--and what Black Americans of the same age as p...
2021-10-25 17:45:47 +0000 UTC View PostPosting Your Way to the Brig feat. the Zoo Crew
This week, Francis, Joe, and Shocks discuss the strange case of Marine LTC Stuart Scheller and his relentless desire to post. Is it a good idea to be pro-se defendant in a UCMJ court? Is it a good ...
2021-10-17 23:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post'Send in the Army' feat. Milo Edwards
This week, Nate and Milo discuss the peculiarly British phenomenon of calling for the Army to be deployed domestically--whether it's to quell a social conflict or fix a logistics issue. They love t...
2021-10-10 23:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostThe Zoo Crew Reviews 'Major Payne' (1995)
Look, we're going to get through all the '90s military movies--good and bad--and this one is actually okay? Sure, it's bad, but it's also less regrettable than many others like it. To make sure we ...
2021-10-03 23:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostCon Air Predicted 9/11 feat. the Zoo Crew
This week, Francis, Carey, and Joe examine the 1997 Jerry Bruckheimer-produced summer blockbuster CON AIR. It's just yet another vehicle for Nic Cage to be out of his mind, but there are some redee...
2021-09-26 18:09:46 +0000 UTC View PostDan Crenshaw's Fanfic Report feat. Pat
This week, Francis speaks with secret military lawyer Pat about the recent 'Woke Military' report commissioned by extremely smart Congressman Dan Crenshaw. It's a joke, but it gets to a significant...
2021-09-19 23:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post100 Deadly Skills, Reviewed: Part 1 (feat. Kevin Frint)
Did you know there's a book of 'Violent Nomad Skills' by a former Navy SEAL? Did you know it's deeply, deeply insane? Nate joins our Zoomer correspondent Kevin Frint (2021-09-13 09:48:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Movies for Coasties: 'The Finest Hours' feat. Shocks
We've decided to review the 2016 Coast Guard film about a guy who does his job. It's called THE FINEST HOURS and Chris Pine is horribly miscast (he's nowhere near ugly enough). To discuss it, the a...
2021-09-05 23:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostThe Deadliest Warrior: Sparta vs Sparta feat. the Zoo Crew
Yes, we forced everyone to watch it: one of the dumbest episodes of one of the dumbest shows ever made. Who would win, the real Spartans or the Spartans from the film 300? Learn the answer and expe...
2021-08-29 23:02:00 +0000 UTC View PostThe Zoo Crew Presents: Tanker Daddy Issues
This week, the Zoo Crew convenes to discuss Armenia, what being a tank crewman entails, Shocks' stories of nearly dying theatrically on a Coast Guard ship, and Joe accidentally calling a drill serg...
2021-08-23 11:02:00 +0000 UTC View PostThe Zoo Crew Presents: V for Vendetta (Embarrassed Edition)
We're reviewing films that everyone in the military loved and that we're sort of embarrassed to like. In this case, Francis had never seen V FOR VENDETTA, and Joe was a shameful teenage fan of the ...
2021-08-16 22:59:37 +0000 UTC View PostAncient Weapons, Still Around feat. Kelsey Atherton
This week, Francis speaks with defense journalist Kelsey Atherton about his recent piece on Substack covering the long usage-life of weapons and how there are in fact quite a few weapons that have ...
2021-08-08 23:02:00 +0000 UTC View PostThe Special Psychotic Relationship feat. Alice Caldwell-Kelly
This week, Nate speaks with Alice Caldwell-Kelly from the podcasts Trashfuture, Well There's Your Problem, and Kill James Bond, about the 2009 Armando Ianucci film IN THE LOOP, in which the British...
2021-08-01 23:02:00 +0000 UTC View PostHow to Dodge the Draft Theatrically
Joe and Shocks join Francis to discuss historical instances of draft dodging that involve fleeing into the woods of Alaska, fleeing to Germany, and much more. Sorry for the delay on this one!
2021-07-28 13:56:05 +0000 UTC View PostThe Segregated Apocalypse feat. Erica X. Eisen
This week, Francis speaks with writer Erica X. Eisen about her recent Boston Review piece 'Blackness and the Bomb,' discussing the ways in which nuclear defense in the Cold War prefigured a segrega...
2021-07-18 23:49:27 +0000 UTC View PostCold War Weapons feat. Joe Kassabian
This week, Francis and Joe discuss deranged weapons of the Cold War -- particularly, a nuclear recoilless rifle called the Davy Crockett and a plan for a nuclear-powered unmanned plane that, had it...
2021-07-11 23:01:59 +0000 UTC View Post