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P132: The 420 Bongcast Strikes Back

It is 420!!! Or it was. A while ago actually - but I was on the road touring so we had to postpone toking. BUT NOW - we are here and we are ready to answer your stoner questions, concerns, comments...

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147: thousands of bees are making my life a living hell (LIVE w/ Jay & Jon)

Jon and Jay join the Dialtone tour LIVE in Durham, NC to discuss the rise of the couch boyz, and solve problems about an office rumor that you killed someone, a family talent show, thousands of bee...

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147: thousands of bees are making my life a living hell (LIVE w/ Jay & Jon)

Jon and Jay join the Dialtone tour LIVE in Durham, NC to discuss the rise of the couch boyz, and solve problems about an office rumor that you killed someone, a family talent show, thousands of bee...

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P131: Screaming My Sister Down The Aisle at Her Wedding (DC LIVE w/ Eric & Will)

It is LIVE SHOW SEASON. The DC Show during the Dialtone tour was so lit it blew the roof off. We give advice about smooching the bride to be, revealing a secret relationship, ruining your sisters w...

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P131: Screaming My Sister Down The Aisle at Her Wedding (DC LIVE w/ Eric & Will)

It is LIVE SHOW SEASON. The DC Show during the Dialtone tour was so lit it blew the roof off. We give advice about smooching the bride to be, revealing a secret relationship, ruining your sisters w...

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146: dropping a fish head in a billionaires fur coat (w/ Gianmarco Soresi)

Gianmarco Soresi joins the show to discuss a friend group fallout, a fish head in a billionaires coat, and a mystery toy in a boyfriends sock drawer.

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146: dropping a fish head in a billionaires fur coat (w/ Gianmarco Soresi)

Gianmarco Soresi joins the show to discuss a friend group fallout, a fish head in a billionaires coat, and a mystery toy in a boyfriends sock drawer.

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P130: The Condom Nanny Saga Continues (Callbacks)

It is UPDATE TIME ONCE AGAIN. We take stunning updates from Condom Nanny, 6k On Porn, Yassifying Horse Theft, and Coworker Faked Family Deaths LIVE.

Condom Nanny: Ep. 132 (w/ Jonathan Hebert)...

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P130: The Condom Nanny Saga Continues (Callbacks)

It is UPDATE TIME ONCE AGAIN. We take stunning updates from Condom Nanny, 6k On Porn, Yassifying Horse Theft, and Coworker Faked Family Deaths LIVE.

Condom Nanny: Ep. 132 (w/ Jonathan Hebert...

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145: cancelled for boning down on a group trip (w/ Jonny & Kwesi)

Kwesi & Jonny join the show to discuss the ethics of boning down on a group trip, and kissing the wrong person in front of a crowded party of your enemies.

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145: cancelled for boning down on a group trip (w/ Jonny & Kwesi)

Kwesi & Jonny join the show to discuss the ethics of boning down on a group trip, and kissing the wrong person in front of a crowded party of your enemies.

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P129: Bunk Bed 4-Boy Spectacular (Bachelors On-The-Road)

Jay, Eric, Will and Miles sit down at their bunk bed hotel room for some rest and relaxation in between bachelor shows.

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P129: Bunk Bed 4-Boy Spectacular (Bachelors On-The-Road)

Jay, Eric, Will and Miles sit down at their bunk bed hotel room for some rest and relaxation in between bachelor shows.

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144: my boyfriend runs thirsty fan accounts for HIMSELF (w/ Kelsey Darragh & Joyce Louis-Jean)

Kelsey Darragh & Joyce Louis-Jean join the show to take stunning calls from a sneaky boyfriend impersonating his own fans, a gym hookup that keeps unsending seen texts, and a friend group implo...

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144: my boyfriend runs thirsty fan accounts for HIMSELF (w/ Kelsey Darragh & Joyce Louis-Jean)

Kelsey Darragh & Joyce Louis-Jean join the show to take stunning calls from a sneaky boyfriend impersonating his own fans, a gym hookup that keeps unsending seen texts, and a friend group implo...

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P128: Confronting Piggy Bank Thief (Callbacks)

April Fools? More like April Serious. It is Callback time and we have a JUICY one from The advice columnist who had her piggy bank stolen (my brother-in-law can't stop using his whip w/ Jay & J...

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P128: Confronting Piggy Bank Thief (Callbacks)

April Fools? More like April Serious. It is Callback time and we have a JUICY one from The advice columnist who had her piggy bank stolen (my brother-in-law can't stop using his whip w/ Jay & J...

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143: I stapled my fingers together at my office job (w/ Reilly Anspaugh)

Reilly Anspaugh joins the show to discuss her various perfections, and take calls from someone who stapled their fingies together at an important workplace, a girlboss who's besties are suing each ...

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143: I stapled my fingers together at my office job (w/ Reilly Anspaugh)

Reilly Anspaugh joins the show to discuss her various perfections, and take calls from someone who stapled their fingies together at an important workplace, a girlboss who's besties are suing each ...

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P127: Stranger Forcibly joined our Trivia Team (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)

TEXTING. A complicated art, that can make or break a human being. Perfect person Sarah Bonsignore joins the platinum to discuss its inner workings, and take calls from texters seeking help decoding...

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P127: Stranger Forcibly joined our Trivia Team (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)

TEXTING. A complicated art, that can make or break a human being. Perfect person Sarah Bonsignore joins the platinum to discuss its inner workings, and take calls from texters seeking help decoding...

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142: my brother in law can't stop using his whip (w/ Jay Putnam & Jonathan Hebert)

The Couch Boyz are BACK, and they are here to solve problems of the utmost importance. An advice columnist with a write in about her own family's stolen piggy bank, and an awesome guy who simply ca...

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142: my brother in law can't stop using his whip (w/ Jay Putnam & Jonathan Hebert)

The Couch Boyz are BACK, and they are here to solve problems of the utmost importance. An advice columnist with a write in about her own family's stolen piggy bank, and an awesome guy who simply ca...

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P126: Mascot's Assistant Trapped In A Love Triangle (LIVE Callbacks)

We call back iconic live show audience members from the fall tour to get their stunning update after advising them IRL! We hop on the horn with The Mascots Assistant (Portland LIVE), Sparkle the ro...

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P126: Mascot's Assistant Trapped In A Love Triangle (LIVE Callbacks)

We call back iconic live show audience members from the fall tour to get their stunning update after advising them IRL! We hop on the horn with The Mascots Assistant (Portland LIVE), Sparkle the ro...

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141: my sister's fiancé sent me a d*ckpic (w/ Jacob Wysocki)

Jacob Wysocki (Dropout, UCB) joins the show to talk to stunning callers about a brother in laws d*ckpick, an unexpected romance at a wedding, and a pickleball first date.

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141: my sister's fiancé sent me a d*ckpic (w/ Jacob Wysocki)

Jacob Wysocki (Dropout, UCB) joins the show to talk to stunning callers about a brother in laws d*ckpick, an unexpected romance at a wedding, and a pickleball first date.

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P125: my boss's buttplug in the office fridge (DALLAS LIVE w/ Jay Putnam)

It is the final live episode from the self-help tour! In the opening we treat ourselves to MARCH MADNESS, and then dive into dallas's top problems. Should you get bangs? Should you takee protected ...

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P125: my boss's buttplug in the office fridge (DALLAS LIVE w/ Jay Putnam)

It is the final live episode from the self-help tour! In the opening we treat ourselves to MARCH MADNESS, and then dive into dallas's top problems. Should you get bangs? Should you takee protected ...

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140: I peed on the mayors lawn for revenge (w/ Will Witwer & Rainie Toll)

Will and Rainie join the show to discuss peeing on the mayors lawn, and making sure your astrophysicist crush likes you back.

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