Done Adulting Vol. 1 Ch. 24
Once home, Becky told Jamie, “Go wait for me in your room. I’ll be there in a minute.” Amanda stayed behind.
“We have to get a new doctor, Mom. She and her nurse were just awful.” 2022-02-12 22:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Once home, Becky told Jamie, “Go wait for me in your room. I’ll be there in a minute.” Amanda stayed behind.
“We have to get a new doctor, Mom. She and her nurse were just awful.” 2022-02-12 22:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
“Where are we going?” Jamie had asked once already and had not gotten a straight answer. Were they trying to surprise him with something? He doubted it.
“We’re going to see a friend,...
2022-02-11 00:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostI think I get why some people think baths are icky. I think they’re wrong – very wrong – because baths are delightful, but I get where they’re coming from. I’d been in said bath for almos...
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“Okay, let’s get this over with.” I kept a gentle hold on his wrist and led him the few feet to the right of the chair before sitting down and spreading the diaper he’d handed me across my ...
2022-02-08 00:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostAfter a night’s rest and a thorough bath, Jamie was ready to write to Cheryl.
My Forever Friend, Cheryl,
I’m called Jamie now. Amanda picked it out. You were right abou...
2022-02-07 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post“So,” I said, glad but also not to have the diaper change over and still trying to sound more confident than I felt. Gordy was naked from the waist down, flat on his back on his changing table ...
2022-02-05 17:01:05 +0000 UTC View PostOops I did it again! Play with your heart? Nope, broke the spending limit rule. Which, firstly, needs to be adjusted for inflation. Mary put that rule in place 6 years ago when a hundred bucks went...
2022-02-05 15:33:49 +0000 UTC View Post
And then he really did slow down his eating to a crawl. I’ve seen tree sloths chew faster. But I was patient. I had butterflies in my own tummy, so I can only imagine his. I tried to be kind of c...
2022-02-01 00:51:22 +0000 UTC View PostA simple lunch was served. Jamie was a little embarrassed to be fed a bottle in front of everyone – especially Danny, a silly and clichéd as he knew that was – but he knew, in theory, no one e...
2022-01-30 13:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostThe next few days passed more or less like the last. He spent more time outside, and to his chagrin much of it was clad only in his diaper, but no one saw him through the fence. He took naps in the...
2022-01-28 01:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostSomeone bit me, and then Mary asked, “Are you alright?”
“Mhmm,” I said.
“No you’re not.” Which was awfully presumptuous of her to say.
“What makes you say that,”...
2022-01-26 13:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Pizza is a great tool in the babysitter toolbox. Just about everyone likes pizza. In my experience, it’s a great way to get sad kids, mad kids, and bad kids to cheer up, and it worked on Gordy li...
2022-01-24 23:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post“Knock knock,” Rebecca called out lightly as she came into Jamie’s room. Jamie was at his activity table, still looking at a nearly blank piece of paper. Jamie turned and saw she was holding ...
2022-01-23 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
I waited to hear the garage door close for probably a couple seconds longer than it should’ve taken to realize I didn’t hear the garage door open, and no surprise given the size of the Rooney M...
2022-01-22 13:30:28 +0000 UTC View PostMary thinks she’s so suave and focused and put together, and she so is but not nearly as much as she thinks. I can discombobulate her at least as good as she can me; it’s just that it takes mor...
2022-01-21 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post“Hey, Cheryl? Wanna talk for a minute,” Ashley asked.
“Sure. What’s up,” Cheryl answered, sitting down in Ash’s office. Ash stood up from behind her desk and closed the door. Cher...
2022-01-20 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s not like I did it on purpose. I’m not sorry, but it’s not like I did it on purpose. I babysit three times a week on average, more like five times in the summer. I want to pay for as much...
2022-01-20 03:23:02 +0000 UTC View PostOur home is beautiful. Not like super expensive look-at-our-Carrara-marble-wall-sconces beautiful, which isn’t to say I wouldn’t like some Carrara marble in my life, but our home is beautiful m...
2022-01-18 13:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostJamie found himself back in his crib after lunch. The naps were necessary, just as Cheryl had said they’d be. Jamie couldn’t figure out how many hours were in the day, partly because he slept t...
2022-01-16 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post“You make the cutest orgasm noises sometimes,” my very pretty wife said to me. She’s tall and has a very athletic but slender figure for a computer jockey. It’s probably why she feels confi...
2022-01-15 20:55:45 +0000 UTC View PostThe day ended with a tour of the house and back yard. Jamie feigned enthusiasm at the swing set that they got just for him in the backyard, or at least he thought it was feigned. He was more intere...
2022-01-12 01:47:00 +0000 UTC View Post
This is the audio version of my 2021 Thanksgiving story, which you can read 2022-01-09 18:14:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Pre-pandemic, we belonged, in a loose and informal sense, to a couple of fetish clubs in our city, one of which has their very own clubhouse. Sort of. It’s just a space open twice a month for a k...
2022-01-09 17:55:51 +0000 UTC View PostJamie wasn’t sure how long he had been asleep, but he didn’t think long. He was the little spoon, although the size mismatch stretched the metaphor. It was his belly that woke him up. Whether b...
2022-01-06 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post“So, what did you want to talk about,” Rebecca asked when the three of them were back in the living room, he on the chair he could barely see them from and they on the sofa.
“So, first ...
2022-01-03 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostI never wanted a written list of rules. I find that artificial and confining. I need room to grow and flourish! I can find ways to misbehave that Mary hasn’t even thought of yet! Don’t fence me...
2022-01-01 13:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostThis is a sequel to A Thanksgiving Special, available where the best diaper stories are found (like ...
2021-12-31 20:51:50 +0000 UTC View PostWhen morning arrived, Jamie woke up in pain. Not having consciously relieved himself since he awoke the first time yesterday, he was over-full and needed relief. He considered his options.
He...
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“Wake up,” Eric heard from a distance. “Wake up.” He felt a hand on his back, and he lifted his eyelids and rolled over. Standing above him, leaning over the crib rail, was Cheryl. His hear...
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