Just because I’m the bottom doesn’t mean misbehavior is exclusively my domain. Mary is more adventurous than me. If I had my way, I never would have, say, gotten my panties taken down in a Macy...
2021-08-06 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post“You seem a little eager for the real warm weather to get here,” Nana said to me.
“What makes you say that,” I said knowing exactly what made her say that: my outfit. I had on my one-...
2021-08-04 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostI’ll admit Mary was onto something when she looked at me hopping out of bed in the morning and called me a happy Daffy. And why? Because Springtime! I used to say fall was my favorite season, and...
2021-08-02 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post“It’s ringing,” she said silently to herself, “that’s promising.” She wasn’t sure if this were just an elaborate joke or not, but she called anyway. 2021-08-01 13:25:50 +0000 UTC View Post
“You’ve been using again,” Mary accused me. She is just so melodramatic sometimes.
“I have not. I just … ugh,” I said because I was dizzy.
“You have. Where did you get it?...
2021-07-31 13:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostI don’t want to talk about it anymore. I can’t mourn my grandma in this stupid pandemic. It was a complicated relationship, and I mostly just feel bad for my dad, who doesn’t do bad emotions ...
2021-07-30 13:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostIt was Mary’s idea. Well, in a loose sense that she made an off handed comment that made my ears perk up and I thought to myself, self, you can have some pandemic fun with that.
I ...
2021-07-29 13:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostCold? Us too, but not as cold as lots of other places. It was just cold enough for us to go hiking and come back ruddy cheeked and wanting hot food, ideally prepared by someone else, served after a...
2021-07-27 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostSomeone around here has to make executive decisions and take action. That’s just a fact of life. You can’t have just nobody taking responsibility for anything. I had to be the boss. I had to do...
2021-07-25 12:42:04 +0000 UTC View PostIt was months ago now that I finally accused Mary of being a big and started wondering where that came from and when it started, and she had done a very good job avoiding the subject. Good if not a...
2021-07-25 00:24:23 +0000 UTC View PostI don’t think you all realize what kind of person Mary is. You all think she’s great, but I’ve been trying to tell you just how evil she is: she’s the kind of evil that would strangle a bab...
2021-07-20 14:35:45 +0000 UTC View PostIt was getting to be a long day. Somewhere between working and not working there must be some happy place where the days don’t get ridiculously long. Maybe it’s because the pandemic means I can...
2021-07-17 18:27:42 +0000 UTC View Post“Where’s my little critter?”
Her what now?
“Where’s my little critter?”
“Um, are you referring to me,” I asked from the living room as she came in sight around the...
2021-07-16 01:36:48 +0000 UTC View Post“Daffodil,” someone sang. “Daffodil.”
“Govay,” was my response. There may have been little foot kicks, but my heart wasn’t in them.
“It’s time to get up.”
“I...
2021-07-11 22:55:53 +0000 UTC View Post“What are you thinking about,” Mary asked me. She’s the type of person who looks at another person and wonders what she’s thinking about, mostly cuz she likes me and stuff. She wants to kno...
2021-07-09 00:15:23 +0000 UTC View Post
I got to interview Miss Mae Ling, a professional disciplinarian and fantasy facilitator, about her work with ABDL clients and creating content during the pandemic.
2021-07-04 22:03:48 +0000 UTC View Post“O, Daffy,” my dearest wife called out. “O, Daffodilio,” she added because she is such a Flanders. Seriously.
“Yep,” I replied as I passed through our bedroom to the master bath. ...
2021-07-04 01:37:12 +0000 UTC View PostHe was just looking. He didn’t mean to do anything naughty, though he knew it was taboo. It wasn’t the first time he got caught at it, and those memories were still very fresh.
That’s w...
2021-06-28 23:41:50 +0000 UTC View Post“I’m sorry I can’t come over,” Nana said. She didn’t need to apologize. I get it – she needed to make a pandemic bubble, and it made more sense for her to do it with her kids and grandk...
2021-06-28 12:22:50 +0000 UTC View PostMom always complains – every single year – that I’m bad at telling her what I want for Christmas. I interpret this as a sign of a financially secure adulthood: if I really want something, I g...
2021-06-23 13:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post“Am not.”
“That kind of answer says otherwise,” Mary said about my answer. Reviewing my answer like she’s queen of the damn answers.
“Urgh!” SWAT!
“Park yourself i...
2021-06-20 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
She felt bad for canceling on her boyfriend to babysit her 25-year-old neighbor, but at least she can call you and tell you all about how she takes care of him.
Narrated by 2021-06-20 16:03:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Mary sickens me. The way she had two weeks off work and then was excited to go back? It’s just not right! No one should be so positive and healthy minded. It’s like she’s got a long–release...
2021-06-18 12:54:06 +0000 UTC View PostNew Year’s Eve is so overblown. The calendar changes over. Wooptydoo. It’s not even the calendar. It’s just the Gregorian calendar. People act like it’s obligatory to spend a bunch...
2021-06-15 13:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostPenises are weird, but I will give them credit for functionality. They can function the hell away from me, but going snowshoeing and Mary needing to pee was funny as heck. The snow was deeper in th...
2021-06-13 18:39:27 +0000 UTC View Post“Go put some pants on, Daffy.”
“Why?” What’s wrong with me not wearing pants? I was quite comfortable without any pants. Pants are an invention of the patriarchy. First, they say wo...
2021-06-09 13:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostI woke up early, even earlier than Mary. That happens maybe eight times a year. Usually I wake up withMary, and with her rule about me getting up at a regular time even though I’m not wo...
2021-06-07 13:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I had a great conversation with Miss Lizzy James about her work as an ABDL and spanking actress and in-person fantasy facilitator. She's so much fun, and her content gets all the gold stars.
2021-06-06 13:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostThis is currently a one-off and is on my list as an upcoming novella-length book. Enjoy the start!
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Her first year of college was her chance to go back to diapers 24/7. Now home for the summer, she doesn't want to go back to underpants and decides to come out to her stepmom as a diapergirl.