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Lower Decks S3E7 "A Mathematically Perfect Redemption" and TOS S2E20 "Return to Tomorrow"

we discuss what a pon farrt would be like and kirk cheats at the kobayashi maru by having the answers transmitted to him via a vibrating buttplug


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Episode 103: Third Rail, Fourth Meal (feat. Scott Thrope)

We're joined by an old friend and returning guest! Scott is back to talk about Buckethead's Pikes 312-314 (Gary Fukamoto My Childhood Best Friend Thanks For All The Times We Played, Vincent Price S...

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Lower Decks S3E6 "Hear All, Trust Nothing" & Voyager S4E25 "One"

This is now a Monk (on the USA Network Starring Tony Shalhoub) Podcast. 

Regardless, we end up talking about Seven of Nine taking a number 2 for about 3 hours.

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Episode 102: Smells Like Primus (feat. John "Harsh" Harshman)

Today I’m talking to my old friend John “Harsh” Harshman, and together we’re getting balls deep into Buckethead’s Pikes 309-311 (Cosmic Oven, In the Laboratory of Doctor Septimus Pretoriu...

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Lower Decks S3E5 “Reflections” & Deep Space 9 S2E14 “Whispers”

We really “drop the ball” (pull out our testicles to prove a point), then Pat erases all the memories of his regrets and he’s consequently turned into a forklift-certified manbaby. 

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Episode 101: Blowing Exclusively Diabetic Dudes (feat. Matt Collins)

I’m joined by one of my favorite guests again today! Comedian and broadcaster Matt Collins joins me to listen to and discuss Pikes 306-308 (The Toy Cupboard, Mercury Beak, and Theater of the Dise...

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Lower Decks S3E4 "Room to Improve" & Voyager S2E12 "Resistance"

Don’t drink out of the old man’s mystery thermos challenge, and prop comedy makes a comeback with MelonTop’s wild new “where’s my hat?” routine

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Episode 100: Spenser's Out

Well shit, Britain is running solo now. Wild. Today I’m listening to and reviewing Pikes 303-305 (Castle of Franken Berry, Rainbow Tower, and Two Story Hourglass) and I’m also discussing Spense...

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Lower Decks S3E3 "Mining the Mind's Mines" & Voyager S2E16 "Meld"

Neelix produces some Skin Porridge from his glands and Pat tries to mind meld with a sandwich

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Episode 99: Frequency of the Weekuency

Today we’re getting into Buckethead’s Pikes 300-203 (Quarry, The Chariot of Saturn, and Cyborgs, Robots & More), plus we discuss the gothest beverage, old cash registers, Prince, Limp Bizki...

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Lower Decks S3E2 "The Least Dangerous Game" + TNG S3E19 "Captain's Holiday"

Patrick "French" Stewart requires jamaharon 

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Star Trek V Watchalong

download the track and replace the audio file for Star Trek V in vlc or whatever with this track. or just listen like a podcast!

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Episode 98: Dream of Californiumication

We dive into Pikes 297-299 (Fork, Robes of Citrine, and Thought Pond), Spenser's trip to Psycho Las Vegas, racist condo board members, and how much Papa John's spends on garlic butter. 

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Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (+ Lower Decks S3E1)

we watch the most racist Star Trek film and discuss having sex with a camelback full of hot mashed potatoes

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Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home Watchalong

download the track and replace the audio file for Star Trek IV in vlc or whatever with this track. or just listen like a podcast

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Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

kirk will literally shit his sleeping bag with an ass full of whiskey beans before going to therapy

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Episode 97: Population Pudding

Today we’re cream teaming right into Buckethead’s Pikes 293, 294, and 296 (Oven Mitts, Warp Threads, and Ghouls of the Graves), we also discuss Dr. Horrible’s Conference Room at Password Univ...

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Episode 96: Diarrhiot

Today we’re gettin into the nitty gritty with Pikes 288, 291, and 292 (Liminal Monorail, Fogray, and Galaxies), we also discuss technical difficulties, Windows updates break Spenser, 96 Bitter Be...

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Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

we discuss Sulu running the “San Francisco Marathon”, Chekov getting turned out in a temporal loop and having to take new asshole medication, and McCoy being so dry he has to rest in a wet slee...

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Merch for Patrons

Hey all!

As you've probably noticed, we've started making merch! We're still trying to figure out something to make for our $5+ patrons, but for everybody on every tier, if you see anything y...

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Star Trek III: The Search for Spock Watchalong Audio

It's our first trek watchalong! 

This works like Rifftrax if you've ever done that before:

download the mp3, choose our MP3 as your audio track when you start playing the movie (wo...

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Episode 95: CKY Jelly

Hee haw! Today we’re reviewing Pikes 283, 284, and 287 (Once Upon a Distant Plane, Looking Through the Garden, and Electrum). We also talk about web browsers, Herman Li being a bro, 96 Bitter Bei...

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Star Trek III: The Search for Spock

3 hours of talking about Bones McCoy going dark MAGA and Saavik emptying the 7-year cum leg of a special needs child

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Episode 94: Hashpipe Metoo

Today we’re buttchugging 3 more Buckethead Pikes with Pikes 280-282 (In Dreamland, The Sea Remembers Its Own, and Toys R Us Tantrums). We also discuss: all the disastrous Pinocchio films, there a...

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Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

master and commandurbator

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Episode 93: Schrödinger's Catbox

Today we’re blowing right through Buckethead’s Pikes 278-280 (Division is the Devil’s Playground, Unexpected Journeys, and Skeleton Keys) we also discuss: pubic hair wigs, pubic hair ended wi...

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Wizard vs. Wizard - It's a Fake

a song about buying weed on deep space nine 


beat - spenser

lyrics - britain

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Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)

the greatest vore film ever made

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Episode 92: All Cats are Brandon (feat. author Stone Abdullah)

We've got a guest! Stone Abdullah, golden-voiced rad dude and author of the Journey of the Shadow series. Together we're listening to Pikes 274-276 (Fourneau Cosmique, Dreamthread, and Healing Insi...

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Strange New Worlds Season 1

gettin our dicks wet at the LAN party

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