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NEW VIDYA FUCK HOLES

Short... But it made the wife laugh! Wait....

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NEW VIDYA FUCK HOLES!

You guys get your sassy ol' piss tank patroller runnin for the long summer, beer drinkin days?

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NEW VIDYA FUCKERS!!!

Hey fuck holes! This Vidya fuckin near killed my fat ass, what for cuntputers fuckin me to death! But we gotter done! Enjoy!

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A NEW VIDYA AND AN EXPLANATION!

New vidyas finally fuckin done! My fuck what a struggle! Should be up n giviner for your Friday afternoon beers! And i got a tale for ya in the end of the Vidya that will make ya Wana drink an ext...

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WOKE UP OL MUSKY!

On my way home from fiddle fuckin in the shitty city, stopped in and seen my bud Dallas. We took old musky for icecream and doughnuts! Haha. And I'm headed to pick my fuckin computer up from the re...

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New Vidya is fuckin my ass like the tax man!

Shits gettin edited and my cock suckin cuntfuser has me bent over a fuckin barrel! Gettin er dialed in soon! Between three flat tires, me gettin the shits so bad I almost died and the rickshaw ligh...

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Ol' ferd is as heavy as she is loyal

When you say "hey Joe! I will call you when I back into your ditch, backing down your driveway" to a guy... You better do what you said you were gunna fuckin do!

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Any Guess?

Headed out on a revive n drive, got a loggers box in tow for a buddy, any guess what she weights?! It's bad.

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NEW VIDYA FUCKHOLES!!

Dialed this one together last night! And meow that my wifi ain't wood fired no more, she up loaded over night! Minty as fuck!

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NEW VIDYA FUCKERS!

Happy fuckin Friday! Enjoy a beer fur me ya fucks!

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TOILET WINS AT LIFE!

Hey fuckers! My bud wes turdboed the fuck outa this shit box mini van, if you were lookin for some sassy pants beer drinkin material, this is it! Fuckin mint.

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NEW VIDYA FUCK HOLES!!!

Enjoy pecker heads! Thanks for stickin round! #gotfuckedatthepumps

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I ain't dead!

Hey fuck holes, was in the shitty city gettin a new leg, and let me tell ya, she ain't "legs-crafters" in aboot an hour?! Fuckin took up the whole fuckin last week. Got a Vidya dialed in tho! Shoul...

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#PARTSRUN

Just had a little time today to strip a few parts off the rickshaw 1.0. this things a real back saver!!

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Sassy ol' iron!

Sure was mint to see this sassy ol' iron go for good cash! What a treat!

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Youuuuu don't need fuckin safety!!!

You cunts are minty!

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NEW VIDYA FUCKERS!

Hey fuckers! Sorry for the long fuckin time between vidyas, I had a minty Vidya planned for the trip out east to see ol' Terry Fox but that came to a quick stop when the Canadian government went fu...

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What a hot pile of shit!

New Vidya should be up tomorrow fuckers! Dependin on the fuckin internet! Hahaha. Thanks for shitton outa your ass fuckers!

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Some minty dad sent me this! Minty as fuck!

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Yooooou don't need fuckin safety

Hey fuck holes! I'm back, I ain't gettin buttfucked in jail by dirty mike and the boys! Back to fuckin giviner, gunna revive some back yard junk before spring! So fuckery is on the way!

One...

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SEE FELLERS...

You had questions? Here's your answers guys. This is scary shit.

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News that's NOT like my right leg ... (Fake)

Hey fuckers, I got to meet this guy. In Ottawa, he's a minty feller and does some good reporting in Canada, he's got some minty footage of the shit the cops did as well as en explanation of what's ...

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I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND!

Well fellers, I don't know how much you know aboot the situation here on Canada, but shit is bad. I hope you got your readin glasses on!

So as she stands, the government has made the freedo...

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The best people, in the worst fuckin place!

Fuckin trip is going mint when it comes to all these minty fuckin people! Just fuckin minty!

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He's out! Hahaha.

We got em out and we had a few beer! Headed to bed, wish a feller luck!

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Wouldn't be here without Yas!

Hey fuckers! I ain't in jail, fightin hard for freedom! Just wanted to let you know I have taken out a big dirty chunk of the patron check and I've been handing er out to truckers, food stands and ...

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You guys gunna bail me outa jail?

Hahaha I gotta pay you back fuckers! Fuckin communist fucks!

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Thanks fuckers!

I'd be sober without you minty pricks! Fuck you cunts are the ticket!!

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Dymond onterrible!

This ol' ferd is just fuckin loyal!

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Fuckers runnin minty as fuck!

Just rollin through Kapuskasing onterrible! 3100 kms into the trip! That's aboot 1900 in freedom units!

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