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Last Responders Full Moon (creepy af) ft. Nate and Tyler from the Animorphing Time Podcast

Nate (@BateNoyd) and Tyler (@bearnurse) from the Animorophing time (@animorphingtime) join me to talk about 9-1-1 season 1 ep 7 Full Moon (creepy af) a classic episode with slashers, zombies, and m...

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Can we donate a kidney to him

This week one of Tony's in-laws makes up stories about the military to try and trick his daughter into patriotism

AT&T is phasing-out 3G to make room for 5G in an attempt to prevent boome...

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Kids who identify as 'furries' get a litterbox in the school bathroom. Parent heroes will TAKE BACK our schools

In this massive wall-to-wall episode with Aaron Thorpe of 2022-01-27 20:10:59 +0000 UTC View Post

Last Responders Point of Origin ft. Sarah Black

Sarah Black (@sablaah) from "Please Save Me" pod where they review a fictional first responder drama "Chicago Heroes uses her expertise to came talk about the saddest episode of 9-1-1 where we find...

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Ridiculous!! There goes my beloved M&M's. So stupid!! (Yes, I said the R & S words!!)

The Mars company wants to deny Tucker Carlson his god-given right to fuck the green m&m, and facebook users gasp in collective horror as the candy mascots are desexualized.

Also: Mass For...

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Like a chihuahua Prius drivers want to act like a big car

This week the internet collectively winces as an aggressive Florida Republican starts a road rage shootout and gets outgunned by a Prius driver.

Also: Joe Biden's supply chain claims its wors...

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Are you so frickin blind your dried up little brain can not grasp the facts? I guess so!

This week we discuss the de-facto two-tier part-time/full-time system in which categories of employees are materially and rhetorically devalued even in union-organized workforces like UPS

and...

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Ummm. So who elected him president of all Brandon's?

This week we cover an officially-sanctioned BLM "Smash & Grab" event in Beverly Hills that your reactionary family members will be talking about for 3 years

Also, conservatives get their ...

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It's beginning to look a lot like fascism

A follow-up with Terrence K Williams to see how his new pancake mix is doing (not well!)

A list of Christmas songs from The Federalist that the looney left will probably be cancelling next! View Post

Last Responders- 2100 degrees (the lava episode)

The one and only Anje came on to help me talk about the legendary Lone Star episode "2100" the LAVA EPISODE!!! We talk satin, scorpions, and sloughed off skin when a dormant volcano decides to erup...

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take a deeper look at how your comments look. Ouch!

This week we cover two important worker success stories: A Starbucks shop unionizes, and an instacart delivery driver runs over an "elderly" couple's groceries for having a Blue Lives Matter sign i...

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Who says it's not a hate crime against us, against Fox News?

This week we cover the Abby Shapiro pregnancy aria before diving into a heinous attack on Christmas, Christianity, and whiteness itself: the burning of the Fox News Times Square American Christmas ...

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Interview with the Antichrist

This week we talk about the insane Epoch Times' "Interview with the Antichrist," a film that crams every imaginable Christian grievance into a 90 minute fake interview with satan's most powerful mi...

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I was just thinking what kind of song Kid Rock would write in the current situation of this mess in our country

Edit: I re-uploaded the file to include the pieces of the song that were missing. refreshing your podcast feed should fix the problem

This week we cover the new Kid Rock song "Don't Tell Me H...

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This meme describes why an attractive alpha-rodent like me is single

This week we're forced to address the MDC madness that is the Rittenhouse trial, the bizarre responses to it, and what this means for a broader left movement. 

Also, MAGA men play 4D che...

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TO THOSE WHO HAVE NO CLUE: I watched my neighbor's 6'+ tall football player son come in from a hot day and drain a gallon jug of milk in one go

This week we cover the satanic, vaccine, fentanyl, and rap music panics surrounding the deadly Travis Scott concert

Also, CNN lends a sensitive ear to America's milkiest family. Why is Joe Bi...

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Nothing says rebel like lesbians killing kids rock on I love it

This week its right wingers trying to claim alpha eastern european communists for themselves, Classic Rock facebook guys rending their garments at Joan Jett's pro-abortion leather jacket, and right...

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Dueling Brandons

This week there's trouble in the MAGA rapper scene as MC's fight over whose "Lets Go Brandon" anthem is the true original

Also, the completely unhinged right wing response to the on-set death...

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Unions cause more deaths with their policies and lies than any flu ever could

Sorry for the delay, folks, but we hope this jam-packed episode will have been worth the wait.

It's a real humdinger this week as we talk about Geezer crises, SoCal Teachers going viral with ...

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Last Responders "Monster Inside" (ft Aaron Thorpe)

Finally after a saga of technical difficulties Aaron Thorpe from The Trillbillies was able to lay down an incredible episode where we cover 9-1-1 Lonestar "Monster Inside". This episode takes on th...

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I'm glad my ancestors were enslaved

This week for columbus day we cover the increasingly deranged right wing attempts to justify the genocide of indigenous peoples,

and

Bisexual Superman fails to save the day for one righ...

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Achmed Saves America

Thanks to Patrons, we were able to donate $2,443 to 10 groups helping people find abortions Texas . You guys rule.

This week, Alex tells a humorous work story, and we cover the 2014 animated ...

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The schools may as well stamp the mark of the beast on these children's hearts

This week we revisit classic works of cinema like Tekkonkinkreet, George of the Jungle, and an unfortunately lost genre of 90's film.

A Busdriver fired for sticking TP USA memes around his bu...

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Pigman w/Abdul Malik

This week we explore "The Infidel, featuring Pigman," a 2015 comic book about a handsome comic book author who draws the anti-muslim superhero "Pigman," and also fights muslims himself

Filled...

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Last Responders "Worst Day Ever" ft Kristiane and Rob from Dumb & Awful


Opening with a plane crash this episode is pure drama the whole time and Rob absolutely hated every moment of it. Some of the most egregious abuse of power from Athena we have seen to da...

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China targeted gamers... gamers

This week we chat about Tony's weather trouble, killer palm trees, and the Cars video game

Also, China puts restrictions on minors' usage of online games, and we watch the Fox News comment se...

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Stay tuned

We are trying to record tonight, but Tony had a 91° thunderstorm that set electrical poles on fire and now his power is out.

Three years later and the liberals are still destroying Californi...

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Top Ten Times You Should Never Look At Your Watch

This week we cover Shana Chappell, the mother of a killed marine using her son's death to own Joe Biden

and Mike Flynn ('s wife) gets her credit card briefly almost cancelled by (((Chase))) b...

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Update

Hey folks

Alexander here. Sorry for the delay with the Patreon episode. I’m technically on vacation this week, but we were still planning on getting an episode out to you.

Unfortunat...

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