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Be thankful you get to go home! Be thankful you have a job!

This week we visit the bizarre terrain that is the American bootlicking work ethic, where employees working 13 hour days are lazy and overpaid, where companies are celebrated for allowing you to re...

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"Hey, we sound like white supremacists"

This week we cover the reaction to the NFL announcement that they'll be playing Lift Every Voice and Sing, aka "the Black National Anthem" before Week 1 games. Most conservatives predictably lose t...

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We should have picked our own cotton

Texas Realtors change their in-house terminology from "master bedroom" to "primary bedroom" over "connections to slavery." We laugh about how dumb this is, but also, civil war time.

A photo o...

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Any white person would have to be insane to go to a fast food "restaurant" right now.

This week we spend a lot of time on the Egg McMuffin crying cop and explore a rich vein of conservative thought, including:

"CIVIL WAR!!!"

"Please let me feed the beautiful McMuffin mai...

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Get in the Zone

This week Alex gives dispatches from the CHAZ, debunks some rumors, and we go over some incredible right wing responses to the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone

Also, the TV shows "Live PD" and "C...

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I have 4 grandkids and love to show pictures of them....scary that i will be forbitten to show how proud I am of their achievements....

A grandmother is ordered to remove photographs of her grandchildren from facebook, and Krist Novoselic from Nirvana praises Tump's authoritarian response to the anti-police protests

Music: Ni...

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Who was filming this and not saving the dog???!!!

This week: just a few thoughts and Bad Reactions to the protests in Minnesota before moving on to our main topics:

A white woman tries to call her personal assassination squad on the black gu...

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Isis was selling off the artifacts anyway. Blaming Hobby Lobby is like blaming the crack user instead of the dealer

Trump accuses Joe Scarborough of murder on twitter, so Nancy Pelosi fires back and accuses Trump of having "Doggy Doo" on his shoes. We look at completely deranged responses from republicans and li...

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To make it even simpler watch the movie American Sniper

This week Cait Raft (@CaitRaft) and Drew Spears (@DrewSpurs) from This Podcast Is Self-Care join us for a classic episode of Minion Death Cult, meaning that we discuss facebook death threats agains...

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Seal Team Piss

This week: right-wing comment sections sound off on two of their own LARPing would-be vigilantes getting captured by Venezuelan fisherman, including conspiracy theories, counterfactuals involving b...

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A Good Lesson to Learn

This week: Liberals call for Chris Hayes' head as he becomes the first msnbc host to seriously cover the Tara Reade story

and

A viral, uplifting facebook video about a drunken cop total...

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Assassin 33 AD w/ Street Fight Radio

In one of our longest, funnest episodes, we're talking with the Street Fight boys about an insane piece of christian film in which "the world's most famous refugee," a secret islamic extremist, fun...

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Kyle & Karen

Karen & Kyle

music: My Bloody Valentine - Only Tomorrow

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I hereby pledge my support to Joe Biden. While he has raped a woman, so have most American men

This week we cover the various aspects of Bernie Sanders dropping out of the race and the subsequent reactions:

Liberals forcing us to choose the better "pizza" on the menu, thanking the stoc...

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This governor needs to go in for emergency surgery & have his chest slit open without any meds & have his heart slowly removed cause he don't deserve to live

This week we discuss a viral post about abortion care in the time of pandemic, and the conservative response.

Also, an engineer tries to hit a hospital ship with his train to "cause awareness...

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THANKS PRESIDENT TRUMP!!! WE ARE WITH YOU UNTIL THE END!

Hey it's your Patreon episode. Trump wants to kill everyone.

Music: Saves The Day - Freakish

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173 - HAZARD PAY WILL NOT SAVE YOU FROM THE VIRUS!

Sorry for the delay!

This week we have a bit more on what it's like to work in the time of Coronavirus, insufferable lib celebrities singing John Lennon on twitter, and the Qanon theories the...

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Gordon's GOO is not GOOD enough for our PRESIDENT

On this weeks episode we are joined by Arish Singh to talk about the finer points of living in Upstate New York and NOT New York City. We also talk about Gordon Ramsey and how his shitty food and e...

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I'd say let's BBQ that muscular runner that would solve several problems

This week: a "vegan runner" complains to Nextdoor that the smell of cooking meat is offensive, and Fox News viewers take umbrage

Also: "One Million" Moms boycotts Disney for having a lesbian ...

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Clint Eastwood would never leave Trump for that puny punk

Sorry for the delay, folks. This week we have shocking news: it turns out Clint Eastwood supports Mike Bloomberg, and furthermore, he might not have said all that stuff in the memes.

Also: we...

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ABSOLUTELY STUPID DISGUSTING INSANE MORONIC EVIL GARBAGE

ALEXANDER REPORTS BACK FROM THE WASHINGTON BERNIE SANDERS RALLY.  TONY REPORTS BACK FROM A CONVERSATION WITH A DUMBASS ACQUAINTANCE.

MEDICARE FOR ALL WILL SAVE LIVES AND MONEY AND THAT'S...

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Bloomberg is too rich to be president? George Washington had $650 Million.

Bloomberg's ascent causes Alex to be mad online, and Bernie's New Hampshire victory does the same for democrats.

Music: Hedvig Mollestad Trio

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This is why we need more women in politics

This week the Cult both applauds and threatens to kill Nancy Pelosi over her epic Yass Kween performance at the State of the Union

and 

There's a weird congressman who keeps trying...

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Mr. Peanut must die as a statement that normal biological gender, relationships, and reproduction must die

We review our recent dust-up with Yang Gang on twitter, examine Yang's proposals and how they're being portrayed by his proponents

and we examine unique expressions of grief over the loss of ...

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I HAVE A LOT OF BULLETS!

This week we cover the Project Veritas hit job on Bernie Sanders' epic gritty meme field organizer and the conservative reaction

and Qanon finds a transgender baby doll in Russia, and it is a...

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All I know is my dad owns 10 houses in the neighboorhood and 2 are empty

This week we have an interesting/horrifying work story from Alex

and we cover the Moms 4 Housing movement to de-commodify housing in Oakland, their recent arrest, and the online response

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Though not a fan of trump but I kiss his both hands for making that happen (fixed)

Sorry about that, folks! It's the Iran episode

Music: Trial - War By Other Means

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The Stranger Things kids with their cool new pizza tattoos..

Two bits of good news! (three, if you count the release of this episode)

Those cops who threw Nazi salutes in their class photo might actually get fired. Some folks are upset.

The Stran...

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Believe ft. Kino Lefter

This week we review Believe, a film about business owner Matthew Peyton who gets assaulted and left for dead when he can't afford to single-handedly finance the town's annual Christmas Pageant ...

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OAC and "THE POSSE" have been replaced!

This week we cover the hip, new "Conservative Squad" who might be in for some politics if they get elected next year

Also, a Mall Santa gets fired for wearing innocently wearing a Trump hat a...

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