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Black. White. Episode 4.1

Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 (01/13/24)

It's another episode of America's acclaimed race-swapping reality show Black. White.!

Will white dad ever be given the chance to handle racism bette...

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DEATH CHAT 500 in 10 minutes and counting

It's another episode of America's acclaimed race-swapping reality show Black. White. 

Will white dad ever be given the chance to handle racism better than black dad?

Will black son...

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The group of renegade Orthodox Jewish men desperately tried to get into their tunnel

TODAY: We sensitively and even gracefully cover the Hasidic Tunnel in Brooklyn--dug by  entitled Gen Z snowflakes trying to create a safe space in the walls of their basement synagogue. <...

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The leftists who made this board game are very weak w/Brace Belden

Happy Jan 6th, everybody. We celebrate this special day by bringing Brace Belden of True Anon onto the show to denounce his new board game 2024-01-08 04:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post

This is not gonna be good for your future, man!

Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 (01/06/24)

Today we celebrate the anniversary of Jan 6th by reviewing new footage and audio from the event, in which desperate Patriots cry about revolution to secre...

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DEATH CHAT 500 (01/06/24)

WE'VE GOT NEW INSANE FOOTAGE OF JAN 6TH, X.COM USERS WOOING WOMEN WITH TENET MOVIE EXPLAINERS, KATT WILLIAMS SAYING EPSTEIN WANTED TO SUCK HIM OFF, AND MORE

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The Mossad: Satirical, Yet Awesome

TODAY: We review some awesome, pro-Israel musical satire with a parody(?) cover of Foo Fighter’s Learn to Fly: “Ready to Eliminate Hamas” by the Joo Fighters. What the hell is happening

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Calendargate

Today we break down the conservative circular firing squad known as Calendargate--who's mad, who's definitely not mad, who's demonic, and who's muslim.

Is a bikini beer calendar unchristian? ...

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21 of the Greatest Conservative Rap songs in One Post

Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 (12/30/23)

Today Alex and Tony disagree on how ass Love Actually is before reading from an American Enterprise Institute editorial about so-called conservative rap s...

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The 21 Greatest Conservative Rap Songs of All Time, in 1 Post

DEATH CHAT 500, baby. Get in now.

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ELF-decor in CHRISTIAN HOMES? MYSTICAL, MAGICIAL, MYTHOLOGICAL imps?

Merry X-Mas! We’re celebrating by calling Civil War 2 on the Communist Supreme Court Justices in Colorado, who ruled to remove Trump from the state’s presidential ballot.

We find nascent ...

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Black. White. Episode 3.5

Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 (12/23/23)

TODAY ON DEATH CHAT 500: We finish Episode 3 of Black. White. and it is a doozy.

We finally get Bruno’s origin story thanks to white mom standing ...

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DEATH CHAT 500 (12/23/23)

We're finishing Episode 3 of Black. White. 

We finally get Bruno’s origin story thanks to white mom standing up to him, while multiple subjects redeem themselves before reverting back ...

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What have they done to my beloved Senate

TODAY: First, an update on Geezer's health and appreciation for everyone's kind words. She'll hopefully be ok.

THEN: Gay raw naked butt sex in the Senate?? No!!!! I keep my democracy in there...

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DEATH CHAT 500 cancelled today

Sorry, folks. Had a pet emergency come up and I’m not going to be home in time for the show. I’ll try to keep everyone updated for a possible makeup chat. Thanks for your patience

Alexand...

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Something doesn't feel right about this house explosion in Virginia.

TODAY: We dive into the story the news won't show you: a widely-reported video of a Virginia man's house exploding. 

People are citing his unstable linkedin posts as proof he was onto so...

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Black. White. Episode 3

Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 (12/09/23)

TODAY: We chat about a couple modern screamo bands and a show Tony went to last night, and Tony explains the politics of big-guy stage-dives

For the...

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BLACK. WHITE. EPISODE 3 (DEATH CHAT 500)

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DEATH CHAT 500 in 30 minutes or LESS or your podcast is free

Today, America's favorite race-swapping realty show Black. White. returns to DEATH CHAT, as we watch Episode 3 of the insane artifact of the early/mid 2000s. 

Join us live at 5pm PST at ...

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Oh yeah? Tell that to Earth

TODAY: the FBI tried to “whack” Derek Chauvin? And we have original reporting from Facebook proving it?

Also: Elon Musk is asked about his antisemitic comments by the NYT, who allows him ...

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I ordered the movie i have a printout of my transaction but it still won't show me the movie

Audio from Death Chat 500 (12/02/23)

TODAY: We read reviews of Jingle Smells from bewildered and frustrated 70 year-olds trying to navigate Rumble's shoddy interface. 

We listen to...

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DEATH CHAT 500 12/02/23

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Jingle Smells (2023)

Today we’re discussing Jingle Smells, a bizarre Christmas movie produced by Sean Hannity and the conservative American Center for Law and Justice (Trump lawyers).

We follow Nick, a PTSD alc...

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The murmuring Millenial male who goes along with the soft Human Resources tier lululemon longhouse is the modern eunuch

TODAY: Killer Cop Derek Chauvin gets shanked in prison. Conspiracy theorists say it’s because their pro-Chauvin documentary was too good.

ALSO: the right wing in Dublin riot after a suspect...

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Broken dream under the doctor's feet, Bodies thrown into the clinic's sink

Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 (11/25/23)

TODAY:

A Tesla driver "disrupts" our ability to leave a parking garage

What if a girl and country music, but screaming?

What if a laugha...

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DEATH CHAT 500 is NOW

JOIN US

TODAY: 

A Tesla driver "disrupts" our ability to leave a parking garage

What if a girl and country music, but screaming?

What if a laughably inept pop singer, b...

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I think the majority of people can acknowledge that black disabled Santa has gone way too far

FIRST: A protest at the DNC brings out the partisan Dems on twitter, who compare the demonstration to “actual colonizing” and quote architects of the Iraq war to support their points.

THE...

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"Concerning, Palestinian terrorist sympathizers now control the bussing system"

TODAY: we catch up with the horrors Israel is inflicting on Gaza, and talk about the strange American political realignments happening around it:

Elon Musk endorses the antisemitic, white-nat...

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Cyberbilly / Cybeerstein

Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 (11/18/23)

$150 rusty Cybertruck Beers, and the men who buy them

Our review of the new Andre 3000 album

and finally, MORE pro-life poetry... this time fr...

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Death Chat 500 (11/18/23) Pro-life is the New Punk Rock

$150 rusty Cybertruck Beers, and the men who buy them

Our review of the new Andre 3000 album

and finally, MORE pro-life poetry... this time from the Rocker For Life himself: Bryan Kempe...

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