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DEATH CHAT 500 has DESTROYED YouTube

We may be running a little late thanks to our (successful) battle against youtube elites, but we will be here, at or around 5pm PST talking:

Getting bossed around at the millionaire old folks...

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As an elder, I must warn you that gym instructors are replacing us!

This week we briefly address the psychopathic right wing response to Jordan Neely's killing on a New York subway before we shift gears to a pressing question every man must ask himself: is someone ...

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The Ballad of Tony Zorc

Today we talk about the depressing Guardians of the Galaxy movie and take a look at an Independent, musical candidate for president.

Music:

Tropical Fuck Storm - 1983

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DEATH CHAT 500 - Let's Get Zorc'd (05/06/23)

Let's Chat

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You can go fuck yourselves. I see your hateful comments. Big weather change next week.

TODAY: we address critiques of the Writer's Guild strike: will shutting down TV production lead to mass mental health crises? Will the end of scripted television lead to a glorious leftist revoluti...

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I get these "are you gay" quizzes that show up as ads in the upper right all the time when on YouTube.

Today Amber Rollo and 2023-05-02 02:13:00 +0000 UTC View Post

By the way sweet-toots, I was only sitting a few rows behind you at a Final Four Basketball game about six years ago - DEATH CHAT 500 (04/29/23)

Audio from yesterday's DEATH CHAT 500 livestream

Watch video of the finished livestream here: https://youtube.com/live...

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DEATH CHAT 500 - 04/29/23

It’s the triumphant return of power-poster McB as we read LIVE from previously unreleased chapters of his magnum opus: Gents, Let’s Talk About Feminist.

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TODAY on DEATH CHAT 500

It’s the triumphant return of power-poster McB as we read LIVE from previously unreleased chapters of his magnum opus: Gents, Let’s Talk About Feminist.

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Divorce happens. It doesn't even sound like it was his choice.

Today we cover the feuds between Stephen Crowder and Candace Owens and Stephen Crowder and his own wife, who filed for divorce without his consent??

We take the opportunity to peruse the weir...

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I'm gonna coin the term "Christophobia" The definition is "reddit.com" - DEATH CHAT 500 (04/23/23)

This week a man pulls a gun on a clerk at a closed deli counter to make him sell meat 

A new meme policeman pops up to whip the godless leftists of Reddit into shape

and we don our...

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No I didnt pay for Twitter. I paid for free speech. I paid for 1776 to commence.

This week we catch up on a couple recent stories, with the Supreme Court ruling in favor of the continued sale of an abortion pill (not without  some grousing from Alito)

and the Creek K...

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DEATH CHAT 500 - 04/23/23

Man pulls gun on grocery worker to reopen closed meat department

we find a twitter account dedicated to policing Reddit comments

and a coffee table book called "Armed America" showcasin...

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Sad But True (Bounce, Bounce) - DEATH CHAT 500 (04/16/23)

Sorry for the delay, folks. Here's the audio from last week's DEATH CHAT where we're talking the 2003 Metallica Icons MTV event, in which the most talented and illustrious performers (Staind, Sum 4...

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DEATH CHAT 500 will be on SUNDAY again this week

Hey folks

Alex here

Death Chat 500 will be on Sunday at 5pm PST because I have plumbers at my house 👍 see you then

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I remember the big dreams I had as a little girl to own mountain land with water on it

Today I break the bad news to Tony: no bonuses this year for the company (him)

and we discover a tik tok bear boss dog mama who is sick of the low-key creepy community that wants to continue ...

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"I am a racist"

You know it's a good title when I have to put quotation marks around it.

This week we study with horror two extremely Facebook men. The first is a TPUSA reverend who records himself berating ...

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DEATH CHAT 500 - 04/16/23

Join us as we go through the cavalcade of covers performed at Metallica’s 2003 MTV Icons celebration

Listen to Metallica songs as they were always meant to be heard: performed by Sum 41, St...

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DEATH CHAT 500 Happening TODAY at 4pm PST

Hey Folks! We’ll be live here at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult TODAY at 4pm PST

Join us as we go through the cavalcade of covers performed at Metallica’s 2003 MTV Icons celebration

Li...

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So it's a crime to have a disease now?

TODAY: Tony gets embarrassed by a young Hot Topic employee, which leads us down a Metallica rabbit hole

and Alex continues to connect the dots between upper body strength and successful crisi...

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Chicago will become one of many literal hunger games killizones for homeless, poor, fatherless, uneducated, lawless, addicted victims of Democrat ghetto vote slavery policies.

Today we we check in with the Chicago Police to see if they followed  through on their dramatic threats  since the election of  left-leaning mayor Brandon Johnson.

We cover the...

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Last Responders Ep0401 - Honor Dogs revere first responders

This week Last Responders returns with repeat guest Ani to discuss the Season 4 premier of 911: Lonestar. 

Multiple biblical storms plague a pastor father and daughter as the crew tries ...

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DEATH CHAT 500 x LAST RESPONDERS

Let's chat.

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Last Responders returns today on DEATH CHAT 500

Today we (along with a special guest) will be bringing you an episode of Last Responders, Tony's miniseries about the woke firefighters, gay cops, and horrific bodily injuries of Fox's 911 and 911:...

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California cops' socialist instincts overpower their hippie vegan beliefs

Today we briefly cover the Bud Light boycott before moving onto the more important topics of which Bud beers are good, and the beautiful story of San Francisco Gay Bars organizing with the Teamster...

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About halfway through packing orders

Still waiting on hats, but I have about 100 shirt-and-sticker-only orders packed. If I get through all these no-hat orders before I receive the hats, I’ll ship them out first. It may present a bi...

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We are living through the darkest chapter in American history

Folks, we got him. The Eagle is down. I repeat, the Eagle is down.

We examine the multifaceted response to the Trump indictment: Cope, Mope, and the Day of the Rope

Also,  Mitt Rom...

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THE OBAMA'S SCREENSAVER (Death Chat 500 - 4/1/23)

This week we: catch AFROMAN red-handed

-Discover the female version of the pop punk voice

-Report back from SNOWFLAKEPALOOZA MEME VAULT AND LIBTARD MEMETOPIA with a fine selection of me...

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DEATH CHAT 04/01/23 Take 2

AFROMAN CAUGHT RED-HANDED

FEMALE POP PUNK VOICE

DISPATCHES FROM SNOWFLAKEPALOOZA MEME VAULT AND

LIBTARD MEMETOPIA

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Free school lunches. This is the socialism the Amerikan Republic wanted

This week we do pop punk voice for a bit and listen to a Billy Joe Armstrong meltdown before diving into the very bad discourse around yet another school shooting

Also, a young wealthy couple...

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