We ended up spending four years in the time chamber—and thousands of years in the mental landscape.
I taught Natasha everything, from physics to philosophy. Now, just like the girls and me,...
2025-03-11 02:16:19 +0000 UTC View PostAfter that day, Natasha called Barton, told him everything that had happened, and invited him and his family to the wedding in a month.
Five days later, while I was on patrol, I was attacked ...
2025-03-11 02:11:32 +0000 UTC View PostPeter Parker! I am Hey.
Wait! That was a mix-up!
I meant, Hey! I am Peter Parker!
It’s been 37 years since my meeting with Coulson…
Just kidding, she’s still shaking m...
2025-03-11 02:07:46 +0000 UTC View PostArriving there, the chaos had already unfolded. We looked at the arc reactor building and saw a dazzling light show taking place.
“Damn, we're late. Let's get in!” I said, and we quickly ...
2025-03-11 02:05:58 +0000 UTC View PostIt has been three days since we met Tony.
The day after that, Tony made his heroic debut, taking down terrorists occupying Gulmira and saving its hostage citizens. Gulmira is the hometown ...
The days kept passing. The Spider Family had been growing more and more famous, while Stark Industries' stock plummeted like a plane after Tony declared that his weapons company would no longer sel...
2025-03-11 01:57:01 +0000 UTC View PostIt has been a month since Natasha joined us.
She received a suit from Gwen, based on the design I made.
I took inspiration from the Future Foundation Suit, and it suited her perfe...
“So, you guys are basically gods from another universe who created an isolated branch of my original universe, which is now this universe, just because you were bored? And now you nerfed yourselv...
2025-03-11 01:52:52 +0000 UTC View PostHello! I'm a fan of Black Widow cough**cough I mean, I'm Peter Parker.
And right now, there's a certain redhead looking at me with funny eyes.
"Aren't you going to ask ...
2025-03-11 01:33:34 +0000 UTC View PostXiao Ling, still wrapped in her cloak, watched the rest of the evaluations with curiosity and caution.
By late afternoon, no one else stepped forward, and the recruitment was officially close...
2025-03-10 16:24:25 +0000 UTC View PostHey! I am Peter Benjamin… Ugh, what a horrible name, and the one who said the name is horrible was me, Emily… HEY!! Emily!! Get out of my thoughts… Hey!! You don’t have to be so rude!!... 2025-03-09 17:33:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Peter Parker in the house.
And today, Spider-Man and his super hotties...
""“Spider Wives”"" I was interrupted by the voices of my wives.
And today, Spider-Man and his super Spider-Wiv...
Hello, senpais! I am Parker Peter!
Omae wa mou shindeiru!
NANI?!
Cough
It's been a month since we arrived.
And finally, yesterday, I became a Grandmaster.
[Playe...
2025-03-09 17:31:13 +0000 UTC View PostHey! I’m Peter Parker.
And today, I’m more Peter Parker than ever… more broke than ever.
“How much money do we have?” I asked.
“Uhmm,” Emily murmured while counting the...
2025-03-09 17:29:48 +0000 UTC View PostWhile we were looting the bandits we had defeated, we started talking.
"Should I add points to street fighting or save them for other skills?" Gwen wondered aloud.
"I think I'll p...
HELLOOOO!!
This is Peter Parker speaking directly from body two.
Why am I speaking from body two and not body one?
Because in my native universe, I’m eating Cheetos and watching anime...
“How are we going to nerf ourselves?” Emily asked everyone in the room.
The people in the room were me and the girls.
“Banning powers?” Ursula suggested.
“I think it wou...
2025-03-09 17:23:03 +0000 UTC View PostPeter Parker is currently on a balcony, sitting in an armchair, staring blankly at the landscape with an expressionless face.
Peter Parker needs help.
Peter Parker is bored.
...
New Parker Mansion - Planet Ego
Year - 2009
Presenter - Peter Parker
Hello, my friends. I must say that a year has passed since the wedding, and I must also say that I have made tremend...
2025-03-09 17:20:25 +0000 UTC View PostInhale Haaah Do you smell that? No? Well, it’s the scent of 2008. What’s so surprising about 2008 in this world? Well, I don’t know! And that’s exactly t...
2025-03-09 17:18:10 +0000 UTC View PostHey, I’m Peter Parker, and today is a special day for me.
Right now, I’m wearing a suit, and Aunt May, with her elderly appearance, is by my side, holding my arm.
Soon, a solemn yet...
2025-03-09 17:16:14 +0000 UTC View PostHey, I’m Peter Parker, but soon, I will truly be Spider-Man.
Today, I enter as a man and leave as a spider.
Well, my friends, soon, I will be a true wizard.
Today, I enter as a Muggle...
Beep**beep I...am...the...robot...P3t3r-P4rk3r...surrender...humans...
Beep**beep Year...2007...location...Chamber of Evolution.
Sorry... Peter here.
Righ...
2025-03-09 17:12:01 +0000 UTC View PostYou! Yes, you! Stand still, laddy!...
Who recognized it? Ok, forget it.
Well, Peter Parker in the house.
Ten seconds have passed in the training chamber. That equates to 10 hours....
2025-03-09 17:10:20 +0000 UTC View PostWe are Peter.
Well, even though I have a symbiote, it is completely controlled by me. And me + me = me... okay, I lied. Following mathematical logic, me + me = 2me. But that’s beside the po...
2025-03-09 17:08:54 +0000 UTC View PostYohohoho, Merry Christmas! You can call me Santaracne! Or SpiderClaus! My friends call me motherfucker, which is why I don’t have friends, but that’s beside the point. Well, for me, Christmas i...
2025-03-09 17:06:51 +0000 UTC View PostHey, hey apple... cough cough I mean, hi, I'm Peter, Peter Parker, nice to meet you.
Well... oops, almost forgot to include the place and date.
Parker Mansion – ...
2025-03-09 17:02:30 +0000 UTC View PostWhitebeard wasn’t as injured as in the original, and because Emily was there, the marines were intimidated and unsure how to proceed.
Well, it seems Teach miscalculated, and right now, he...
2025-03-09 16:59:37 +0000 UTC View Post"...The Whitebeard pirates are a pack of cowards. But considering who your leader is, that's no surprise! Whitebeard is a loser from a bygone era!" Akainu mocked.
Ace, who was running to esca...
2025-03-09 00:09:08 +0000 UTC View Post"Hey Tony, where's Pepper?" M.J. asked.
"Pepper is dealing with that big, scary monster called paperwork. Bah, I don’t get why she doesn’t just let J.A.R.V.I.S handle everything. She says...
2025-03-09 00:07:52 +0000 UTC View Post