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Dead Idea Valhalla 30. Scurvy Curves

RUN.

This is a goooood ep.

The first half, a little bit about my job history contains some fun stories and some awful ones.

The middle song, a number called Don't No, comes from a...

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Bonus Level 5: Spec Ops: The Line

This is a very special bonus level where we give the game club treatment to Spec Ops: The Line. We are joined by Jorg Friedrich of Yager Development to discuss the thoughts and motivations that wen...

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Bonfireside Chat 9: Darkroot Basin and New Londo Ruins

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Brayton Cameron talk about Darkroot Basin and the New Londo Ruins.

If you're playing along, we cover the Hydra, Sif, and all of New Londo (including the Four ...

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Abject Suffering 9: Deadly Towers

Dick Dagger: It's more than just an incredibly predictable porn star name. It's what you kill things with in this awful game. Join us as we try and talk about anything and everything but this atroc...

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Watch Out for Fireballs! 45: Max Payne

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross enter an altered state to talk about Max Payne.

Your wife and only child are dead, and you want blood. Also, it’s a noir video game. We ultimately express our...

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The Pitch 24: Teeth for Brushers Magazine

We all know the publishing industry is BOOMING. Let's get in on it.

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Dead Idea Valhalla 29. The Constant Death of Regular Humans

Here's a little bit of cruelty that isn't going to age that well. 

The first bit is something I'm not totally into anymore! I do think it's silly to mourn celebrities, for the most part,...

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The Level 20: Spit Blunk

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about the recent Nintendo announcements, X-COM enemy unknown, and we ask you what games you keep coming back to.

The Brief:

  • Ratchet and Clank...

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Bonfireside Chat Appendix: The Painted World of Ariamis

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Murph Murphy read your responses about the Painted World of Ariamis. Also, deleted scenes.

Links of Note:

The Pitch 23: The Spill Bill

Sexy interuptions don't stop the innovation!

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Dead Idea Valhalla 28. And They Called Him Demolition Man...

And they called him...

The first segment is a tirade about weather that's pretty uninspired, I admit! But it gets better!

The song in the middle is from The Midnite Snax, my 2nd rock ba...

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Watch Out for Fireballs! Extrasode: Metroid Prime

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about genitals, outakes, and a little bit about Metroid Prime.

LINKS OF NOTE:

  • Scrotum: en.wiktionary.org/wiki/scrotum
  • Couch St. news.t...

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Those Damn Ross Kids 113: Naming a Banjo Band

Kris and Kole talk about national tragedy, genetic diversity, and dimensions.

SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:

I pitch over windmills. We did it. Emergency Donut Services. Accidental Incest....

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The Level 19: Tennis Furia

Kole, Ben, and Dennis talk about the Castle of Illusion remake, Improbable Island, and your favorite mods.

The Brief

  • "Castle of Illusion" remake announced.
  • "The Last of U...

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Bonfireside Chat 8: The Painted World of Ariamis

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Murph Murphy talk about the return to the Undead Asylum and the Painted World of Ariamis.

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Watch Out for Fireballs! 44: Metroid Prime

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross slather themselves with Phazon and talk about Metroid Prime.

An ancient evil springs of a meteor, a verbose race of bird people leave you notes, and a classic s...

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Abject Suffering 8: Jurassic Park

Hey there, Clever Girls... are you ready to have a prepubescent crush on Laura Dern? We thought so. There really isn't a great Jurassic Park game, but the Genesis one is made of human butt. And we ...

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The Pitch 22: Apocalips

Ladies in the apocalypse will mostly be concerned with keeping things away or keeping them close.

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Those Damn Ross Kids 112: A Book With Two Rooms

Kris and Kole talk about birds, bird pictures, and sending bird pictures.

SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:

Sending bird pictures to Kris. Heroin is a problem. Executive ear popping service. ...

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Dead Idea Valhalla 27. Sex Copse

Tommy's Too. 

The Sex Trillogy Concludes! Though I guess I talk about sex quite a bit. First, the Tiny Beings Errata, with the fakey Stan Lee voice, who I called Granny Guzzlin' Gary, wh...

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Watch Out for Fireballs! Extrasode: Sonic 3 and Knuckles

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about Roger Ebert’s death, gym class, dying young, and a little bit about Sonic 3 and Knuckles.

LINKS OF NOTE:

The Level 18: Gerund's Lair

Kole, Dennis, David, and (eventually) Ben talk about the always-online Xbox controversy, the Dark Souls 2 reveal, and ask you about your emotional responses to games.

The Brief

  • <...

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Bonfireside Chat Appendix: Anor Londo

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Bob Mackey read your thoughts and responses about Anor Londo.

Watch Out for Fireballs! 43: Sonic 3 and Knuckles

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross sprint through Sonic 3 and Knuckles.

Something about emeralds, something about robots, something about going real fast. There's some measure of debate over what...

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The Pitch 21: The Behehendrehndendedehenen Steak? House

I can't think of anything that can go wrong with this idea.

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Those Damn Ross Kids 111: God Gave Them Bones

Kris and Kole talk about food, mostly.

SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:

Wrecked on absinthe. Running out of gas. Song for the end of the world. A wreck. Shandy. Sexmurderer for hire. The ska...

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Dead Idea Valhalla 26. Shirts for Uncles

Save time by having your shirt say this to everyone you'd say it to.

Part two of the sex trillogy. Fun little bit in the first half, in the guise of fake deleted scenes. Nothing much to say.<...

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The Level 17: I Shot Him With My Car Gun

Kole, Dennis Bot, Ben, and David talk about the Metal Gear Solid 5, Bioshock Infinite, and Organ Trail.

The Brief

  • Metal Gear Solid 5 announced.

  • David Hayter fir...

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Bonfireside Chat 7: Anor Londo

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Bob Mackey talk about Anor Londo.

If you're playing along, we cover Anor Londo in its entirety.

The next episode will cover the Return to the Undead Asy...

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Watch Out for Fireballs! Apology: Crash Into Me

Gary Butterfield explains why there isn't a new episode of WOFF! today. Kole Ross is in an iron lung at the Mayo Clinic after getting into a car accident. We will return next week with our previous...

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