Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross put their spirits into robots in order to gush about the end of EarthBound.
From a beach resort to a womb in the past, Earthbound remains one of the finest games w...
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about the gay underground railroad, vitamin back, and jail booty.
Offending dolphins. Kris is growing as a person. Take awa...
2012-08-21 23:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about lockjaw, Gary’s distaste for Homestar Runner, more Breaking Bad spoilers, and a little bit about the first half of Earthbound.
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Wherein those damn Ross Kids talk about family, compromise, and being cool.
Keep it rolling. The Blowjob Fairy (not intended to be a slur). The Gathering of ...
2012-08-14 18:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross get weird with the first half of EarthBound.
They say playing good RPGS (after a month of awful games) is healthful and dandy. We’ve found this to be true. Join ...
Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about Civilization: Revolution, the Tetris Effect, and we play a new game.
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about mysterious gunwomen, very public restrooms, and recreation.
Female boxers in the Phillipines. Mysterious possibly Asi...
2012-08-07 23:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about debauchery, random violence/tragedy, how fun it is to insult Kole, and a little bit about Sword of Mana.
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about doing your job, bad booze, and cutting your own hair.
Kris was late. Heavy on...
2012-08-01 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostKole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about Demon's/Dark Souls, Closure, and the Secret World.
Ben: Amnesia: The Dark Descent. Lone Su...
2012-07-28 01:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about tubing, psychopaths, and foot enthusiasts.
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WKOLE. More cowbell, less cowbell. Can ban. Chinaman penis re...
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross lambast Sword of Mana.
It’s a veritable cornucopia of JRPG cliches: evil empire, plucky children, godlike powers… And a bunch of extraneous systems. It’s ...
2012-07-26 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about the Earl of Lemongrab, Moonrise Kingdom, Breaking Bad, and a little bit about Sacrifice.
Kole, Dennis, and David talk about Spelunky, Nihilumbra, Blacklight, and we talk to Jen Furia about Mario Kart.
Kole: Walking Dead ...
2012-07-15 00:13:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross bleed Sacrifice dry upon the altar of Good Taste in Games.
You’re a wizard in a hostile land full of squabbling gods, each vying for the last scraps the shatt...
2012-07-12 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about bee stings, empathy, and adventure.
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Talking Jive. Summer Rental. 50 Cent: The Goose. Grift of the Magi. ...
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about t-shirt cannons, consoles vs. PC, save states, and a little bit about Bionic Commando.
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about Scott Baio, urination, and Blank Check.
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Are you the same person? Power outage survival strategies. Respo...
Kole, Dennis, and David talk about what “twitch” means, free to play games, and the interminable issue of Mass Effect 3’s ending.
Denn...
2012-06-29 12:00:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross latch onto the finer points of Bionic Commando.
Pro-tip: There is no jump button. Instead, you must use your rad bionic arm to swing into the hidden bases of th...
2012-06-28 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about identifying bodies, brewing, and legislation.
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You interrupted me. A groping of opportunity. Tattooed Gra...
Kole and Ben talk about The Walking Dead, Ben’s E3 afterthoughts, and Watch Dogs.
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about a particular episode of The Simpsons, Pokemon, the Talking Heads, and a little bit about Psi-Ops.
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross hurl mixed praise at Psi-Ops: The Mindgate Conspiracy… With their minds.
You’re Nick Scryer (GET IT!?) and you can run, shoot, sneak, and bang people agains...
2012-06-14 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about chairs, condiments, and how awful the both of them are.
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Mystery sound. Reagan’s blood. Sorry, Chair. S...
Kole, Dennis, and David talk about a very disappointing E3.
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross perform Boston chiptunes, sleepwalking, game novelizations, and a little bit about the MacVenture series.
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about cannibalism, dolphin parties, and creamy middles.
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Beard scratching contest. Late-night karaoke murder. E...
Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about Diablo III, Silent Hill: Downpour, and the ending of Mass Effect 3 (not really).
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross die repeatedly in their attempt to talk about the MacVenture games (Deja Vu, Uninvited, and Shadowgate).
Hi! Can I ask you a question? Do you like pointing? Do ...
2012-05-31 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post