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Why LeBron James is the GOAT [MOVIESLOB-ARCHIVES]

Michael Jordan vs. LeBron James… and Welcome’s stuck in the middle. One starred in the worst movie of all time (Space Jam), and the other remade House Party—one of Welcome’s favorite movies...

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Knock at the Cabin – M. Night’s First Bad Movie [MOVIESLOB-ARCHIVES]

M. Night Shyamalan finally blew it. For 20+ years, Hollywood’s most consistent bad filmmaker somehow kept us entertained—but Knock at the Cabin is where the streak ends. Welcome Mathewson unpac...

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M3GAN Sucks [MOVIESLOB-ARCHIVES]

M3GAN (pronounced Me-three-gan) sucks. Welcome Mathewson takes on the Blumhouse-produced viral hit, starring Allison Williams (that chick from Get Out), Violet McGraw (the girl from that thing), an...

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The Future of Movie Slob – Big Changes Ahead [MOVIESLOB-ARCHIVES]

Welcome’s got a lot on his mind. In this totally off-the-cuff ramble vlog, Movie Slob opens up about personal tragedies, stupid comments, and where the channel goes from here. It’s rare to see ...

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Die Hard Is NOT a Christmas Movie – Get Over It [MOVIESLOB-ARCHIVES]

Die Hard is NOT a Christmas movie. If you’re into pigs crawling around air vents in an empty building for two hours, well… this is the non-Christmas movie for you. Welcome Mathewson lays out hi...

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Avatar 2 – James Cameron’s Problem with Black People [MOVIESLOB-ARCHIVES]

Avatar 2 is the worst Christmas present Welcome has ever received. James Cameron’s sequel to the highest-grossing movie of all time is visually stunning… and possibly racist. Welcome Mathewson ...

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The Whale Blows [MOVIESLOB-ARCHIVES]

Brendan Fraser may win an Oscar—but he’s lost all respect from Welcome. The guy was awesome in The Mummy and even better in that one where he was the secret Jewish football player (School Ties)...

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Pet Sematary Actually Sucks – Just Build a Fence [MOVIESLOB-ARCHIVES]

Everyone says Pet Sematary is one of the scariest Stephen King movies ever made — but have you considered just building a fence? Welcome Mathewson breaks down why the entire tragic story of Pet S...

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Halloween Ends Is Worse Than You Think [MOVIESLOB-ARCHIVES]

Movie Slob breaks down why everyone with a brain should skip Halloween Ends — and the real reason why he can’t wait to see it. Welcome explains how Cinemark’s new concession policies are turn...

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Disney’s Little Mermaid Problem [MOVIESLOB-ARCHIVES]

Movie Slob breaks down exactly why Disney is rebooting the classic fish girl movie with black people—and why you shouldn't be as afraid of them as he is. Is this all a big racist nothing burger, ...

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NOPE – Jordan Peele Finally Lost Me [MOVIESLOB-ARCHIVES]

Join Welcome as he tries to unpack the most confusing movie of the year—Jordan Peele's NOPE. When a killer UFO unleashes chaos on a California horse ranch, it's up to a brother, a sister, and a B...

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Top Gun: Maverick – Art or Fart? [MOVIESLOB-ARCHIVES]

Tom Cruise returns as Pete "Maverick" Mitchell, ready to push the limits of fighter jets and test the boundaries of nostalgia. It’s fast, it’s loud, and it’s somehow one of the biggest box of...

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The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Sucks [MOVIESLOB-ARCHIVES]

Sony really screwed this one up. Welcome Mathewson tries to make sense of The Rise of Electro (AKA The Amazing Spider-Man 2)—but somehow the movie isn’t even the weirdest part of this story. Ja...

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The Northman – Egg Boy’s Viking Disaster [MOVIESLOB-ARCHIVES]

Robert "Egg Boy" Eggers' new Viking epic has arrived—and it’s a disaster. Alexander Skarsgård swings his big sword around for two hours, and somehow it’s still boring. Welcome Mathewson brea...

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Stop Talking About The Batman! [MOVIESLOB-ARCHIVES]

People need to stop talking about The Batman. Seriously. Robert Pattinson broods his way through three hours of rain, and somehow this is the movie that’s supposed to save cinema? But honestly…...

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Will Smith and the Milk Dud Wife Problem [MOVIESLOB-ARCHIVES]

Movie Slob breaks down the 2nd most shocking moment in television history—when a grown man slapped another grown man for making fun of his Milk Dud wife. (The 1st most shocking moment in televisi...

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MY HOUSE BURNED DOWN 😭 [MOVIESLOB-ARCHIVES]

I'll be back.

From the Movie Slob Archives: EXTRAS – Originally uploaded 02/12/22

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Captain America: Civil War Sucks [MOVIESLOB-ARCHIVES]

Team Cap or Team Iron Man? Back in 2016, Movie Slob took on one of the most divisive Marvel films ever made. Revisiting Captain America: Civil War might open old wounds—but Welcome is here to set...

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What's Next for Movie Slob? - RAMBLE VLOG [MOVIESLOB-ARCHIVES]

Movie Slob rambles about a recent profound Christmas experience and the future of the channel in this totally off-the-cuff Vlog.

From the Movie Slob Archives: EXTRAS – Originally uploaded ...

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A Christmas Story = Overrated [MOVIESLOB-ARCHIVES]

It’s time to face the truth: A Christmas Story is overrated. Welcome Mathewson finally opens up about why he hates Christmas—and why this “harmless” little holiday movie is actually a dange...

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TEASER FOR LAST REVIEW OF 2021 [MOVIESLOB-ARCHIVES]

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From the Movie Slob Archives: EXTRAS – Originally uploaded 12/22/21

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GHOSTBUSTERS AFTERLIFE = DOA [MOVIESLOB-ARCHIVES]

No Ecto Cooler… No Slimer… No thank you. HI-C had ONE job, and they blew it. Welcome Mathewson explains why Ghostbusters Afterlife was doomed from the start—and why a lack of sugary green jui...

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Spider-Man: No Way Home Meltdown [MOVIESLOB-ARCHIVES]

Everyone loves Spider-Man: No Way Home. Why?? Welcome Mathewson cuts through the hype of this laughably bad sequel and tries to figure out why people mindlessly worship Spider-Man. Three Peter Park...

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Merry Christmas, Reid – You're Welcome [MOVIESLOB-ARCHIVES]

Some jerk face asked for this. Merry Christmas, Reid. Hope you’re happy.

From the Movie Slob Archives: EXTRAS – Originally uploaded 12/15/21

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The French Dispatch – Wes Anderson’s Gayest Movie Yet [MOVIESLOB-ARCHIVES]

Welcome Mathewson finally breaks his silence on Wes Anderson. Quirky dialogue, quirky shots, and quirky music... what exactly is Wes Anderson trying to say? Welcome takes aim at The French Dispatch...

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Happy Birthday, Sam [MOVIESLOB-ARCHIVES]

Welcome Mathewson sends out a very special Happy Birthday to Sam—a true Gay Boy legend. But somehow this heartfelt tribute takes a hard left turn into an unexpected lesson in trust and forgivenes...

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Skyfall Worst James Bond Yet - Movie Review [MOVIESLOB-ARCHIVES]

Welcome Mathewson’s first-ever review—unearthed from the depths of an old thumb drive—is finally here. Back in 2012, Welcome ventured into the theater to witness Skyfall, the latest James Bon...

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Halloween Kills My Appetite [MOVIESLOB-ARCHIVES]

Welcome Mathewson takes on Michael Myers—and this time, it’s personal. Halloween Kills (2021) promised to reignite the franchise, but instead, it delivered… whatever the hell this was. Welcom...

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Halloween Kills – The Peacock Version Sucks [MOVIESLOB-ARCHIVES]

Welcome Mathewson has a PSA: Don’t watch Halloween Kills on Peacock. Seriously. Michael Myers deserves better—and so do you. Welcome explains why horror movies belong in a dark theater with sti...

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Candyman Is Propaganda Disguised as Horror [MOVIESLOB-ARCHIVES]

Welcome Mathewson breaks down the real horror behind Candyman—and it’s not the bees. From the original 1992 cult classic to the woke 2021 reboot, Welcome exposes how these films are cleverly di...

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