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Hobosode 471 - Chick-fil-A Chicken Wings

Tim Fuckery sponsors today's mall walk, which reminds me to prepare for my Easter bunny job in a few weeks. I let some employees know that they need to get their shit out of here, and I talk to a c...

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Hobosode 470 - Parking Garage Donuts

I'm back to calling luxury apartment owners in Florida who drive hobo cars and break poolside chairs and leave crumbs everywhere. This Hobosode is birthed from Pokey Pony Puncher. The opening song ...

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Hobosode 469 - Brad's Thigh Gap

In this one I'm calling all over the place, doing some requests and a couple of lists. A couple of pizza receipt pranks happen, I prowl around in some yards, and I get an old man to dangle his mode...

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Hobosode 468 - Quit Botherin' Me And Actin' Ignerent

These are some late-night calls that happened on Sunday night when I called everyone in a few Tradio Swap Shop lists and tried to make friends with them. I think I did succeed with one lady. And I'...

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Hobosode 467 - Metal Detecting For Grenades

A TikTok video inspires me to a few more metal detecting calls to my neighbors. A few didn't care and a few cared a little too much. Thanks, CagedFecalfightDeathmatch, for being this Hobosode'...

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Hobosode 466 - Animegurl Gets The Fuzz Called On Me

Here's a few Animegurl numbers I called this afternoon, doing things like changing phone numbers, hanging out on roofs, and getting called back by fake cops. Thanks, Holden M.J., for being this Ho...

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Hobosode 465 - Pranking For Jesus

Today we call a few request numbers from Animegurl304, The Sign Guy, Paulster Cactus, and more. Thanks, Joey, for being this Hobosode's sponsor. The opening song is What Room by John G. The backgro...

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Hobosode 464 - Pranks For Thanksgiving

Listen, just so you don't yell at me, I promise I called the final boss, but he didn't pick up. I edited it all out because it took too long to find out he wasn't going to answer. I would like to...

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Hobosode 463 - Auras and Pee

Here's a show full of Auras and other mystical things, brought to you by SaladFingers69. Hopefully you enjoy the aura calls, but even if you don't, I bet you'll like the pee call at the very end. T...

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Hobosode 462 - Smart Car

Here's a Hobosode sponsored by Austin E. where I try a few Pastor Roy calls, and then I end up on a Swap Shop list just talking a bunch of shit. A lady accuses me of liking women. The intro song...

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Hobosode 461 - Walkers In The Woods

I'm still playing the role of Pastor Roy today, calling back a few people who forgot to leave messages on the church's voicemail. This one is sponsored by Shrinkman. Thanks for the church calls, Mo...

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Hobosode 460 - Pastor Roy

Molinwolf is at it again, doing things that cause people to call me while the car ding line and prank line are both already filled up dammit. Thanks to him a neighborhood thinks I'm about to open a...

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Hobosode 459 - Fiestaware

Today benq6969 brings us a very special Hobosode, where Fiestaware is free due to my stupid ex wife forgetting to take it with her when she left. Molinwolf set up a Craigslist ad to advertise my fr...

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Hobosode 458 - Valve Stem Remover

Today Fun Society Arcade brings you a show where I break into a car to listen to my new studio album, I accidentally take the air out of a guy's tires, I make an NFT of a car, and I introduce a few...

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Hobosode 457 - Mid Dingtember Chaos

Abbie C. is the sponsor of this Hobosode where we do a physics experiment with a lady's car, then I really want to hear my favorite Meade Skelton song so I open up a guy's car to borrow his stereo,...

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Hobosode 456 - Delete My Number You Stupid Fool

Thanks to zerocool, today I was chased by Agent Sebastian from the Cart Narcs, I installed a GPS tracker on a hair salon customer's car,  I astral projected myself into someone's front seat,&n...

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Hobosode 455 - Revamping The Console

Thanks, ZTK, for making this Hobosode possible. In this one I confuse a volunteer radio station, I do a callback to a lady I talked to earlier this week, and I shine lasers all over a neighbors hou...

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Hobosode 454 - Check Your Ego

It's time to Check Your Ego, listeners. In this episode you will hear me get into a serious battle of Jesus vs. Satan, you'll hear me fail to convince people that I'm trying to get on their wifi s...

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Hobosode 453 - You're My Neighbor Big Guy

Just like in the last Hobosode, I'm calling up people who've called into the prank line recently. I talk to all sorts of interesting people and walk them through strange situations. I sketch a few...

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Hobosode 452 - Sketching Houses

Thank you, CagedFecalfightDeathmatch, for this Hobosode. I didn't think calling people from the prank line would make a whole show, but I was wrong. I sketched some houses, I changed a phone number...

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Hobosode 451 - I Will Throw The Phone Down

Here's a show that's been in the works ALL WEEK and still proves to be rather mediocre and smells of Covid. Thank you, Austin E, for sponsoring this one. I call up a few swap shop radio people...

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Hobosode 450 - Mostly Sign Guy Requests

Today Benq6969 brings us 45 minutes of calls to people who stick signs in the ground and others who casually toss their Domino's pizza receipts onto the sidewalk as they leave with their pizzas. ...

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Hobosode 449 - Meet Me At Dairy Queen To Fight

In a show fully inspired by Whiskey Pete, I call up users of Tradio (Swap Shop) where people are still selling things on the radio in 2024. Be warned, I was yelled at and called names seve...

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Hobosode 448 - The Lavers The Dreamers and Me

Here's a Hobosode of number changes, callbacks, a followup on an old silent auction show, and an apartment lady with a loud TV needs to get her life together and learn a thing or two about lumens...

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Hobosode 447 - Novice

Here is the latest Snow Plow Show reject show, which is mostly me calling up people late at night and having weird conversations with them. This Hobosode is sponsored by Spaceball 1. The opening so...

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Hobosode 446 - Private Investigator Disputes

Kyle G. brings you a show full of random request pranks. We do some old people lists, a classifieds list, and other miscellaneous things. The opening song is by Marinalin. The background music...

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Hobosode 445 - Hotel Employees, Guests and Hackers

I called a lot of hotels today and ended up with this 30 minutes of calls for you to listen to, all thanks to Brown Magic. I tried to do a lot more PrankNet references around the beginning, but t...

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Hobosode 444 - Trickery On The Phone

It's time for some Sunday Mall Trickery brought to you by Mother Yaya. Mostly I concentrate on getting peoples shit out of here, but we also drill some holes in walls and we plan some extension cor...

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Hobosode 443 - Obscene Phone Numbers

Today we call a few Petsmart customers about their behavior while inside the store. And then we tried a bunch of AnimeGurl304's numbers from all the way back in 2022. This show is supported by Cata...

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Hobosode Archives - 167 to 442

Back in 2019 I made an archive of zipped Hobosodes, from episode 1 to 166 and I haven't added to ...

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