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Live Video Show - Adopt-A-Highway: The Third Page

Here's the live show version of Friday's show.  I'm working on putting together the podcast version right now.

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Adopt-A-Highway: The Second Page

Here's today's live show.  I'm working on editing this one together right now and I'll probably attempt another live show tomorrow morning if I'm not dying or anything.

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Live Show - Uncle Runkle's Adopt-A-Highway Show

There was a live show today and you missed it.  We called more numbers from Uncle Runkle's very detailed lists.  It was fun.  Go listen now.  If you want to only hear the audio, he...

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Hobosode 21 - Happy Easter From Your Wireless Provider

In today's special holiday episode, rhapsodyman2000 commands me to tell people that identity thieves are living in their houses right now while their real spouses are here in our store updating their ...

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4/14/2017 Live Show - Adopt-A-Highway

Here's the live version of today's show.  I'm working on editing the podcast right now.

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Hobosode 20 - I Command You To Hang Up That Phone

Kody forces me to do yet another show where I tell people to hang up the phone.  The ending music is Point Of No Return by Expose.  Everyone do The Cardo!


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Live Show - Silent Auctions and Piano Lessons

This is the live show version of the most recent show.  There's not much extra in here aside from the bad music, so you should just skip it and listen to the podcast version which is up on phonel...

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Friday's Live Show - Silent Auctions

Here's the live show version of the podcast that I uploaded today.  There's not much extra in the live version, so just listen to the podcast version like a hobotypical.

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Hobosode 19 - HoA Meetings

iregretjumping suggested calling homeowners and informing them of an emergency meeting about themselves, so that's what's happening today.  Thanks, Wur5ty, for supporting the show.  The endi...

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Holy Ghostbusters - Live Saturday Show

A couple of days ago, Sunshine and I got on the air to say goodbye to Christian Family Stores for about 3 hours.  Here is the full live show.  I'm working on editing it today, so it should a...

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Hobosode 18 - I'm Not Interested

High School Graduate sponsors today's stolen idea where I call people selling things on Craigslist and tell them I'm not interested.  The ending music is called Craigslist by Schaffer The Darklor...

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Prank Request Wednesday

In today's show I go through the prank requests, calling cell phone customers, old people, job applicants, and more.  You can thank Andrew Don-Farquimme sponsors for today's silliness.

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Hobosode 17 - AM Radio

Let's blame Meddle for this sub-par show where I call listeners of a dumb AM radio show and try out a few half baked ideas on them.  The ending music is AM Radio by Everclear and the amazingly be...

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Underground Servers and Amazon Drones

 Today Benjamin P. helps us finally turn an ordinary citizen into a hero when he shuts off the power to his house to help restore North Carolina's broken internet.  We also lose a few A...

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Hobosode 16 - Sleeping Robots

In today's Chris and Sarah sponsored Hobosode, I tell home owners that I used to live in their house and I've left something behind.  Or more like an army of somethings.

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SPS Episode #344 - Fiddle Fucking

 Jack off Daniels brings us a show of Facebook complainers, grocery store employees and a woman who lost $100 in a slot machine. 

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Live Video Show - Malfunctioning Employees

Here's a part of what I recorded early today in a livestream.  I should have the podcast version up tomorrow morningish, which has more of the same tired old shtick.  I love you all.

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Hobosode 15 - I Don't Understand This At All

Bobo Bob the Hobobob shows us that people don't seem to like it when the government steals their front yards.  The ending song is Boxing by Redbox and the Chilipeppers and the background music is...

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Today's Live Show

Here's a live show that happened this morning where we call roofing bidders to see which one of them is a good boy, and we tell home owners we're having a yard sale in their yard.  I'm trying to ...

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Hobosode 14 - Fight Club

Shawn F. has informed me that the first rule of Fight Club is that you should never leave your Foreigner CD behind when you climb down from the roof and go home.  The opening song is Eye of the T...

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Live Golf Club Video Show - January 27th, 2017

You'll want to skip to about 22 minutes in this video, because that's right around the time that I worked out most of my technical issues.  Not all of them, but most.  In this XYZ preshow, I...

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The Snow Plow Show - January 25th, 2017 - 7-Eleven Training Video

 Honey Baby commanded me to shave about 90 minutes off the 3 hours of calls I did yesterday, so here's most of the calls I made to 7-Elevens demanding ridiculous things. The opening bit is from t...

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Hobosode 3 - Explosively Unstable Heroin Addict

Steven W. lies to all of us and titles this show Explosively Unstable Heroin Addict which is VERY misleading.  Shame on you, Steven W.

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Extra Show - July 22nd, 2016 - Dart League

Buster C. makes today's secret show possible by supporting The Snow Plow Show. In today's show we call people who hang out in bars and play darts so much that they decide to create teams who win by ha...

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Extra Show - November 27th, 2015 - An Intimate Evening With RBCP

Today's secret show is sponsored by Ben Kilburn, who is the reason my audio in the intro sounds a bit weird today.  It has nothing to do with me recording it into a cheap Olympus digital recorder...

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Extra Show - October 11th, 2015 - The Secret Ding Show

Brown Magic sponsors this secret show of new car ding phone calls, so that only supporters of the show will be annoyed with more car ding calls.  You're welcome!  The opening song is by Stev...

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Extra Show - March 21st, 2015 – Bad Roys Bad Roys Whatcha Gonna Do

Ben from Australia sponsors and fully supports the idea of prank calling police stations.   In this show I also tell a few stories of illegal adventures and I finally get to tell a kid to sh...

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Extra Show - October 11th, 2014 - Encino Man

Here's the first ever super secret extra exclusive members-only show!  In this show I call a bunch of people who live in the city of Encino, California, and tell them to be on the lookout for my ...

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Facebook Livestream Show

Yesterday I did some calls off the air, then I tried going on Livestream a few times, had some technical issues, but finally got it working and did about an hour of calls to 7-Eleven.  I'm editin...

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Hobosode 12 - Strict No Motherfucker Policy

In today's Hobosobe, Nicholas W. orders me to call a few employee as the corporate office and order them to stop being motherfuckers.  The results are mixed.

This is an episode from January 19t...

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