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Hobosode 385 - There's Your Package RAT KING

In today's show I forget which season it is, slowly realizing that my dumb lawn mowing calls aren't going to work. Then I move on to requests including some number changes, an insane land lord, a c...

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Hobosode 384 - Mediocre Birthday

There have been so many complaints that I don't call enough old people selling things on the radio, so here's an entire show of that, courtesy of Kurt M! The opening song is by BarberShopJohn. &nbs...

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Hobosode 383 - Lost and Found and Number Changes

I still had a folder of number change pranks open from this week's Snow Plow Show, so I called a few more of them before trying some other lists and requests. This is a short show. Don't hate me. I...

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Hobosode 382 - Why Was You Monkeying Around To Start With?

I took a look at the request folders today and talked to a neighbor about a smart meter, attempted to confirm the moisture levels in a lady's modem, and I monkeyed around in a few phone accounts. A...

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Hobosode 381 - Put Yourself Out There Son

Here's one of those shows where I call swap shop users and impersonate them by jumping into their phone line. Today's show is brought to you by kristine! The opening song is by Shifty Pop. The end ...

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Hobosode 380 - Christmas Tree Disposal

Fun Society Arcade brings us a few new ways to dispose of our Christmas trees, including a mysterious fluid that's supposed to dissolve the tree right before your eyes, but doesn't work as advertis...

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Hobosode 379 - Takes Two To Know One

Why hello there! This is a Hobosode, brought to you by Kurt M. and starring Captain Ron. In other words it's about 30 minutes of tradio calls. The opening song is by Dylan.  The background mus...

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Hobosode 378 - Battle Plans

CacaPeepeeHead brings you today's show of another list of really old people who have battle plans drawn up against them by my youngest son. The opening song is by plingplang.  The background m...

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Hobosode 377 - Turkey Flushing

I start out calling some apartments to talk to them about flushing my Thanksgiving turkey down the toilet, but don't have a ton of luck so I move on to my prank request folder to do some number cha...

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Hobosode 376 - Sensei Doug Hacks Some Wifi

Sensei Doug stirs up trouble in a few shopping centers when he tries out a bunch of secret hacking utilities that he confiscated from one of his students. The corporate office of the shopping cente...

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Hobosode 375 - Spikey Balls

More leaves are ending up all over the neighborhood so I end up having to deal with all that.  I'm also sick of stepping on those stupid spikey balls outside. The opening song is by plingplang...

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Hobosode 374 - I'm Gonna Have To Stop You Right There

Here's a Hobosode from Basket of Grapes, where we dump bags of leaves in a guy's living room, we do weird things in back yards, and we do a little tunneling around the neighborhood. The opening son...

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Hobosode 373 - Malls and Swap Shops

This episode is brought to you by CELEBRITY CASH DOT COM and it has mall calls, a few swap shops, some mixed up phone lines, and I forget what else. The opening song is 20 Fucks were given for Roy ...

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Hobosode 372 - Jail List

Most of this Hobosode is me trying to change peoples phone numbers, as usual, but half of the list was from a handwritten paper note found at a county jail which appears to be a real life heist cre...

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Hobosode 371 - Self Defense

This Hobosode is yet another collection of me calling radio swap shops and doing the same ole things I always do and it's sponsored by kristine! The opening song is yamiga69 by Jeff. The background...

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Hobosode 370 - This Big Mouth of Mine

It's a free Hobosode, sponsored by Theo P! I call a couple people from the prank line, then do some requests and sign spinning, and end with a bunch of swap shop calls. The opening and ending song ...

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Hobosode 369 - The Dimension of Time

Efin Reality brings you today's Hobosode, with a little help from Luxapol. We start our with some good old-fashioned calls to gym customers, fail at all of those, and then move on to calling people...

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Hobosode 368 - Why You So Toxic?

Today I asked mall employees to please come and pick up their misdelivered packages up from our store if they'd be so kind and it's all thanks to BIG MIKE! The opening song is by Henrik. The backgr...

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Hobosode 367 - Radio Free Swap Shops

Theo P. brings you today's 44 minutes of swap shop nonsense. I get my life threatened multiple times over things as trivial as tables and mopeds and sewing machines. The opening song is by Henrik, ...

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Hobosode 366 - The Beach Barrels

Today we start with an unused call from last week's Snow Plow Show, we try to call back a few messages left on the prank line, and go through the prank requests email and have a few conversations w...

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Hobosode 365 - Yelp and Car Dings

Today we're time traveling back to the simpler days of Yelp check in calls and car ding notes, all thanks to my BFF Forever Fun Society Arcade and someone leaving notes on cars for me. The opening ...

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Hobosode 364 - What The Hail Ails You

Once again I call a bunch of business card numbers that Paulster Cactus sent me and I talk to many colorful characters. This Hobosode is sponsored by Climbatiz. I'm sorry I besmirched your name, Cl...

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Hobosode 363 - This Clown Named Bruce

Rick J. and Paulster Cactus team up to bring you a prank to exactly two people about changing their cell phone numbers and one of them even attempts to sell my personal documents on the dark web. T...

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Hobosode 362 - Legiminate Phone Calls

Kurahma brings you today's show where I attempt to bring back yard sale calls and I'm not sure if I succeed or not. The opening song clip is Long Distance Company by Bob Rivers, the background musi...

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Hobosode 361 - Sore Losers

A car wash being built on a very busy road is apparently a problem for a neighborhood that lives just a couple blocks from the very busy road already filled with businesses, so the neighborhood tri...

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Hobosode 360 - Dress Shorts

This show marks the official return of Yelp check in calls. Yep, there are people who still check in on Yelp. A lot less than there was 10 years ago when we were doing it on The Phone Show, but it'...

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Hobosode 359 - Don't Be Sorry Be Different

The Georgia Gazette insisted that I suck electrons out of power meters and set up Alliance teleconferences like it's the 1990's, so that's what's happening in this show. In addition to that, I conf...

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Hobosode 358 - Elderly Chickens

Mike B. brings us a short show of calling back a few of the people who've left messages for me on the prank line, mostly about chickens and getting rid of things for free on Craigslist. If you woul...

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Hobosode 357 - You Just Hold It, Old Gal

Anthony R. is responsible for today's mayhem and confusion, in another long Hobosode of calling numbers from a swap shop list that Devon found, and then repeatedly trying out an old idea of Parkman...

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Last night's late night live show!

Last night I went on the air for about 90 minutes. From what I remember, not a ton of people answered, but there were a few amusing calls in there somewhere. I'm editing the show right now and will...

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