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Hobosode 327 – Monday Request Line

Simspeak presents a show made up almost entirely of phone number changes and me playing old prank calls. The opening song is by Joe DiVita. The background music is Dungeon 2 by Lily Ross. The endin...

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Hobosode 326 – Winking Bubbles

Today I’m calling up shopping center people with the same ‘ole tired Sensei Doug stuff, and we listen to a very short call from Beverly. The opening song is by Henrik. The background music is E...

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Hobosode 325 – Wait A Minute

Angelina steals the show today when she rudely tells me she’s not interested in a Chad phone number. TokeusPocus is responsible for me leaving that last 3 minutes of the show in even though nothi...

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Hobosode 324 – Brad’s A Sicko

Here’s another short Hobosode, brought to you by Steve B. I talk to a carpet installer, a guy really worried about scams, and I accidentally talk trash about a lady to herself. The opening song i...

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Hobosode 323 – Leftover Numbers

Here’s a show where I end up calling only numbers that Devon has sent me. I finally get to talk to that guy who yelled at us real good on New Years Eve. There’s also a brand new Beverly call in...

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Hobosode 322 – Neighborhood Requests

It’s requests day, brought to you by The Stunning-Kruger Effect. People are writing on my car windows and misusing their recycle bins. The opening song is by Henrik. The background music is The D...

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Hobosode 321 - Carol's New Hobby

Carol has an exhausting new hobby that’s perfect for stay at home moms such as herself. In this one I call swap shop ads with a bunch of crossed line issues. Blame The Anti Chris. The opening son...

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Hobosode 320 – Air Tubes

Phil_Not_the_Doctor wants you to know that inside every bathroom there is a poop-encrusted tube of air that blows the ever increasing layers of poop stuck to the inside of the tube out into the yar...

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Hobosode 319 – I Hope It’s For History

Today I’m calling from a list that Andy sent me and telling people I’m installing 5G boxes, mail boxes, telephone booths, you know, civic stuff. This Hobosode is brought to you by the magical B...

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Hobosode 318 - The Return of Beverly

Last night I found the original email that Reggie sent me that included Beverly's phone number in it. So today, after 3 whole years, I was able to check up on her and see if she's found any peace i...

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Hobosode 317 - Quit Hiding Behind The Phone

My BFF High School Graduate brings you a show of crazy YouTubers, cookie customers, and illegal public park dumpers. The opening song is by Vista Blue. The background music and ending song is Reven...

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Hobosode 316 – Real Strange Duck

Today I get threatened with the attorney general and the FCC and I’m called a lame duck and an old lady refuses my offer of some sweet dick. Basically I’m having a terrible day and it’s all t...

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Hobosode 315 - Copper Lawns

Phil_Not_the_Doctor is definitely the sponsor of today's show. I talk to a few residents about some cop...

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Hobosode 314 - I Can't Tell If This Is A Joke

Audi Love asked for a mediocre Hobosode where I called people who recently visited a bar and I would sa...

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Hobosode 313 – I’m British

Theo P. is the sexy sponsor of today’s show. Snakey B sent me a list of people who shop at a British ...

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Hobosode 312 – Push Pins and Thumb Tacks

YA BOY JOHN CENA insisted that I didn’t post this Hobosode yesterday because of the incident, so I’...

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Hobosode 311 – What If The World Was More Like In My Dreams

Alex The Arbitrary brings you another show of me calling numbers from a really old list from Crimson. I...

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Hobosode 310 – I Don’t Know You

Hobosodes are subscriber-only, but I usually release every tenth Hobosode to the public to entice you i...

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Hobosode 309 – Bat Watching and Skullduggery

OMG Karl!!!! is the sponsor of today’s Hobosode, where I call people about dog poop, Venus, and other...

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Live Show Yesterday. BE THERE!@#&%&%

I did a 2 hour show yesterday, which I've embedded above. I tried to finish up the show and release it yesterday, but I failed, so the goal is to finish that up today. But if you just can't wait, t...

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Hobosode 308 - Barf and Grill

Timmy sends me numbers and boobs, which I call. I mostly just confuse/amuse people in this one, but it...

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Hobosode 307 – Metal Detecting Boy Scouts

It’s been awhile since I’ve done some good old-fashioned metal detecting calls, so that’s mostly what I did today. Thank you, Audi Love, for being today’s sponsor! The background music is D...

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Hobosode 306 – Borrowing Socks

A suggestion from a listener causes me to call stores as corporate and demand to borrow their socks, th...

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Hobosode 305 – Do Not Magnetize It

Chaz the TandemStacker brings you yesterday’s Hobosode because I was too busy hanging out at the club...

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Hobosode 304 - Upper Decker

People sell things on the radio and I don't want any of it. I don't want the outboard motors. I don't w...

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Hobosode 303 – Are You Vaccinated

Lord and Lady of Veggies brings us today’s show where I ask everyone in the neighborhood if they’re...

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Hobosode 302 – You Little Goofy Ignorant Motherfucker


K.C. Deeply sponsors this show of swap shop listeners where I pee on tables and dig holes in...

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Hobosode 301 – The Research Center

A couple months ago I started moving all the prank requests I tried but didn’t answer into an email folder labeled “Attempted At Least Once.” The idea is that the second or third time I try t...

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Hobosode 300 – Phone Number Expiration

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Our 300th Hobosode is brought to you by Theo P! I call a few nu...

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Hobosode 299 – You Just Got Prank Called

Tim sends me a list of people who’ve recently visited a restaurant and I tell them a thing or two abo...

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