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And just like that you're in a sandstorm!

Cue the Darude and never let it stop.

Hi my dear Patron. Do you even have any idea about that song? Gosh, I think I was watching olympic climbing and heard sandstorm in the background ...

EB - Chapter 6 (Full Text)

Greetings my dear Patron~

 Here she is. For regular readers, this is the action-packed conclusion, along with implications to follow. Otherwise, this is just Valentina waking up ...

Breaking Ground

But from the bottom up, my patron.

 It's over, isn't it? Isn't it over? (Cried my eyes out at that scene in Steven Universe)

 It is with a heavy heart and a dram...

Super Secret Poll

How do you two think EB is going?

This is only for swell engagers and my bosom buddies. Don't be shy. It's only the pair of you at the moment! Unless I am going to stray into multi-boob terr...

EB Ch 6 Teaser 2 & Weekly Greetings

Greetings my dear Patron!

 I hope you don't think me aloof! But if you did you wouldn't be wrong. I have been on a bit of a vacation and stole away to prepare this week's delicious o...

EB - Chapter 6 - Teaser 1

 Well hello dear Patron!

 Chapter 6, the first nibble. Valentina is back and still getting ready for her day. How many times does she need to get off before she can take a sh...

Surprises in the Heat

Greetings my dear Patron~

 Staying cool? It has been a scorcher over the past few days and I have been hiding in the AC like my life depends on it. Got the smallest squirt of rain last ...

Experimental Business - Branching Poll

Greetings my dear Patron.

 As EB starts to spread its wings and the multiple paths continue to branch out, we see a different variety of interactions and pairings. New characters ...

EB - Chapter 5~! (Full Text)

Well, what do you know my sweet Patron? Another great place to put a pin in the action in the story and another full chapter is delivered right into your faithful arms.

 Sometimes I mana...

Familial Bonds

How close is too close?

Curious what you are into regarding this subject and if it is something you are interested in exploring along with me. Check all boxes that check ...

Coming clean

(Ayyyyyyy.)

Greetings Patron!

I don't know if you can pick up on it or not, but I realized after writing that first bit of Trish's trip to 'Brimming Bucket's' that I had to go back an...

EB Teaser 5.1

Greetings my dear Patron!

 I wanted to post this last week, but (insert various excuses here).

Unreal, right?

And my weekend got quite busy on top of that and next th...

I haven't forgotten!

Hi dear Patron!

My work broke me today and I haven't been able to upload a teaser.

I have some tasty words for you but they will be delayed by a day or two. Forgive me!

Hopeful...

The Stages of a Hucow by Michelle Cuunis

Hello dear visitor, I humbly offer to you what I deem are the stages of hucow. I am far from an authority on the subject, but merely an enthusiastic observer and one who considers themself good at ...

Frontier? More like FUN-tier!

Greetings Patron,

 I'd apologize for starting off a rant title with such a horrendously unforgivable play on words, but the play on words was unforgivable. Yeah I have no idea, bu...

Obligatory Super Secret Poll

So you are a Swell Engager? Perhaps one of the legendary Bosom Buddies? Something else?

 Well, do I have a poll for you! (Ayy.)

 Actually, I just want to test th...

I Updated my Patreon Tiers

Greetings dear Patrons current, past, and potential.

 Michelle here.

Long story short, nothing has changed, but I added some tiers. Everyone who was a 'generous onloo...

EB - Chapter Four (Full text!)

Been a lot of back and forth between us this week, hasn't there been, dear Patron?

 I have been quite excited by it. Also, I have that whole hucow thing already written up and wai...

Thoughts on hucows

As if it were some insightful philosophical subject!

 Mockery aside, I like to approach every flavor of fetish with a certain level of respect if I am going to be approaching it a...

What is a 'hucow'?

 This might come off as random, but I am curious where the definition of hucow falls in your realms. I am going to post an escalating level of what I think are the various levels of 'hucow' a...

It was SPF 50+++

Finally checked out what kind of sunscreen I used my dear Patron.

 Another nice weekend comes and goes. It has been quite rainy and humid here, but there was a break in the weathe...

EB - Chapter Three (Full Text)

Greetings my dear Patron!

 What do you know? It isn't a teaser, but the full chapter! Woo hoo! Spoilers, I ended up cutting this chapter much shorter than I thought because it looked li...

Twisting and turning you're feeling the burning you're...

Greetings my dear Patron,

  I jumped in the pool for the first time this year and it was exquisite. Obviously, I also got embarrassing sunburn on my face and shoulders and of...

Am I too cruel to my characters?

While writing this week's rant I asked this question and am curious what you think about that? Here is hoping that my answers can help express your feelings adequately enough.

I attempted to...

EB - Ch 3 - Teaser 2

Hi Patron!

 I am starting to get an idea of what I want to call this chapter, but haven't decided yet. I was thinking of something along the lines of 'Self Service', or maybe 'The Weigh...

Light Shilling and a Sexy Water Slide Scenario

Greetings my dear Patron!

 I wanted to share an image I recently generated and touched up. Of the lovely doctor if you hadn't guessed. I will add in the original generation and th...

Greetings and Poll on EB Ch3 Teaser 1

Hey there Patron! Hope you are well!

I am doing quite well myself, despite this and that. Have you had a chance to read that teaser? It was basically one hot and heavy sex scene and I am cur...

EB - Chapter 3 - Teaser 1

Hello dear Patron,

 Having a lovely day? I certainly hope so. I am doing quite well. Maybe writing this chapter has something to do with that. I will say right off the bat that it...

This is not a drill

*Sung to the tune of 'World of Pure Imagination' from the OG Charlie and the chocolate factory.*

When they grow
Then you'll know

It's a world of
expanding invita...