Recovered from the coof
I've been feeling fine for a while now, the worst of the 3 weeks is long past, I've been working on a video originally intended for May during this time, and it should be out on the 30th of June.
Sseth posts
Caught the coof again
Genuinely thought I wouldn't have to write here because - it's the third time I caught this damn plague, how bad could it be?
Turns out, it's not progressing, but it's not resolving eit...
2022-05-31 18:57:43 +0000 UTC View PostCompany of Heroes 2 Review | Historically Accurate Edition™
A gripping tale
of how good defeats evil.
And then hires them to work for NASA.
Elden Ring Review | Dark Souls IIII (VI) | Dung Eater Edition™
I missed April fools.
This is not satire.
This is real life.
Apologies for the delays - I took a much more laidback approach with the construction of this one and hopefully I'm o...
Bloons TD 6 Review | Losing It™ Edition
I relinquish any and all hold on my sanity,
I embrace the freedom of oblivion.
Buy on Steam: h...
2022-02-24 23:23:51 +0000 UTC View PostDiscord Server
Go to my subscribestar and follow the link because they don't like me linking it here.
Don't bother with she...
2022-01-05 17:24:22 +0000 UTC View PostHighfleet Review | Photosensitive™ Seizure™ Edition™
Despite my fiber cables being cut since Wednesday with no end in sight, I've scraped together enough mobile data for an upload.
The game itself just went on sale, which is very convenient t...
Vid done, no internet
My fiber cables have been cut and I literally live in the middle of nowhere.
Technicians said the earliest they can get here is somewhere next week.
There's a radio tower nearby - which i...
Apologies for missing halloween
I'm not dead - video is in production but I didn't manage to get it done for the 31st, it should be out soon however - like early November.
All my love and blessings to everyone,
Thank yo...
Amazing Cultivation Simulator Review | CCP™ Edition™
Dedicated to Xi Jingping and the splendor of China.
Buy on GOG (20% off) (10 days):
2021-07-23 15:49:00 +0000 UTC View PostDiscord Access
Q: Where's the discord
A: I had a nice chat with Patreon staff about a month ago - they are genuinely fine with everything i'm doing - except the unspeakable ac...
Might and Magic VI (Re)Review | Dementia™ Edition™
No merchants were charged in the making of this video. It's another freebie.
Special thanks to Paul Anthony Romero - one of the best human beings out there.
Buy the en...
2021-03-22 14:37:19 +0000 UTC View PostThe Nations Review | Filler™ Episode™
The finest Austro-Hungarian Matriarchy sim of the early 2000s.
I assure you it doesn't run with any number of fixes on windows 10 or 7,
but it does on XP.
If you're sti...
2021-02-14 20:58:06 +0000 UTC View PostPharaoh Review | featuring Caesar 3 from the SPQR Series™
The best of Trauma-based citybuilding since 1999.
Discounts on everything I ever sold on GOG including Pharaoh:
2020-12-28 00:18:27 +0000 UTC View PostMerchants Guild Discord
'How do I get into the discord?'
in three easy steps
1. LINK A DISCORD
Go to my site and register an account:
Caves of Qud Review | Admired By None Edition™
You died.
You were crushed under the weight of a thousand suns.
BUY ($1 less) until OCT 27th:
Merchant's Discord Server
CLICK HERE HERE TO JOIN
https://discord.gg/wKTrDxk
"What happened to the old one?"
No idea.
On other n...
Endless Space 2 Review | Jingoist Joy™ Edition
The academy demands you pay reparations for your damage.
Outro by a fellow merchant:
Recettear Review | Capitalism Ho! | Merchant Edition
It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker
that we expect our dinner,
but from their regard to their own interest.
- Adam Smith.
P.S ...
2020-07-03 15:32:14 +0000 UTC View PostOutward Review | Prepare to Fry™ Edition
Quebec 2020 GDP Growth forecast has increased to 2.1%.
I cut some concessions from the GOG folks, so it's 65% off, $15 from June 12-15.
Wizardry 8 Review | Extreme™ Roleplaying™
Featuring Knudsen from the Devil May Cry™ Series.
Click link:
Get the game for $1 from May 8th - May 12th.
Total Annihilation Kingdoms Review | Shared Suffering
In my darkest dreams I still hear them.
Squawking.
Cacawing.
Shrieking.
If you're feeling masochistic or just curious of how far the path of progress has taken us, you can grab a c...
2020-04-10 22:05:18 +0000 UTC View PostNEO Scavenger Review | Struggle™ | Survive™ | Sell Sewer Water™
Reclaim your BIRTHRIGHT.
Reclaim your THRONE
Reclaim - the PARK BENCH.
It's a bit pricey honestly, but if you're interested you can get a copy here:
Heroes of Might and Magic V Review | Available in 221 Countries™
Hey! remember the heroes 5 video?
Blocked in 221 countries as of several days ago
that's a new high score
so i had to edit it up and explain the scooby-doo-tier villain shit that 4K Media ...
SYNTHETIK REVIEW | ▼LTRA▼IOLENCE EDITION™
Any violence committed by a machine?
A glitch, an anomaly, a programming error.
Any violence committed by a man?
Perfectly natural.
Buy it on
Heroes of Might and Magic V Review | Unbiased™ | Objective™
The last good entry to a legendary series.
75% OFF ON GOG.COM (it's like $6-7):
HENTAI VOTING
DLive paid me and as a man of my word, I bring you - a democratically driven crowdfunding project. Vote below and I'll commission the smut you so desire.
2019-11-18 16:23:37 +0000 UTC
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Evenicle Review | Wholesome Edition™
THIS ONE'S FREE.
I BAILED ON MY SPONSOR.
A man chooses - a coomer obeys.
The game is still pretty pricey, but it's a very solid package. Just take my warning to heart and remember that ...
2019-11-09 15:53:28 +0000 UTC View PostCrusader Kings: 2.0 Review | You can (Not) Afford | Family Edition™
Caedite eos, Nevit enim Dominus qui sunt elus.
Kill them all, God will know which are His.
Outro theme: