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S3E14.5: Rules of Engagement

2:12 AM: going back for more US Military courtroom drama

A decorated Vietnam war veteran orders his squad to fire on an unarmed crowd of protestors outside the US embassy to Yemen. But what i...

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S3E14: Modesty Blaise

It's time for another Eurospy spoof.
This movie, based on the 'Modesty Blaise' comics by Peter O'Donnell, was written and directed by Joseph Losey to be 'A pop-art inspired spoof, with over-the-...

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S3E13.5: Spy Kids 4

This week, our Spy Kids Correspondents Tom Walker and D...

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S3E13: Our Agent Tiger

I hope this Shark finds you well,

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S3E12.5: Wanted

Youve got to bend the bullets, James McAvoy. You're such a loser with your well-paying and secure office job, why don't you embrace the power of your bloodline and kill people because uuuuuuuuuuuuh...

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S3E12: That Man in Istanbul

Alright, thats quite enough vaguely muddling through the depths of Eurospy. Going forward, it's Bangers Only- and kicking that off is That Man in Istanbul, or as it will come to be known, the Balla...

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S3E11.5: Vivre sa vie

This week, November brings us a movie that means an immense amount to her in another installment of the Cerebral Hour- Jean-Luc Godard's French New Wave masterpiece, Vivre sa vie! A young woman fee...

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KILL JAMES BOND PRESENTS: A TRIUMPH OF FEMINIST CINÉMA

We're live again babey! Kill James Bond returns to the Streatham Space Project on this International Women's Day (and the next two days) to talk about the one thing we've somehow managed to never m...

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S3E11: Red Dragon (not that one)

This week, we're joined by Alex Ptak from the podcast Quorators to discuss another German spy movie. 


Remember a few episodes ago when we realised that the director was an arc...

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S3E10.5: Zardoz

John Boorman directed the movie Deliverance. Because of this, he was given access to 1.5 Million Quid and told to just fuckin make another movie. This is what he created... Zardoz.

Yeah thats...

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S3E10: OSS 117: Mission for a Killer

OSS 117, your enemy on this mission is an amazonian indigenous tribe. Your ally? Why, the humble Billionaire Cattle Rancher...

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S3E9.5: Goldfinger with No Notes

It's Goldfinger! The movie is Goldfinger, the protagonist is Goldfinger, I think there's a british spy in there somewhere but I wasn't paying that much attention.

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KJB Holiday Special 2: Die Hard 2

Merry Christmas, Happy holidays, it's the KJB Holiday Special 2023! John McClane is back, and this time he's in an airport making a fucking

Merry Christmas, Happy holidays, it's the KJB Holi...

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S3E8.5: Master and Commander

That's right, to celebrate 5 million downloads we gave you (That's right, you) the opportunity to pick the next bonus episode! Then, in a tournament that came somehow to be known as the '16 james d...

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S3E8: Agent 3S3: Passport to Hell

This week we're inexplicably back in Vienna, to watch a movie that spends more time humanising it's villains than the protagonist. And joining us is none other than 2023-12-07 11:09:00 +0000 UTC View Post

S3E7.5: The Edge

Thats's right, the strike's over. While we're not giving up on Eurospy just yet, this means we're no longer limited on bonus episodes. So what better a time than now to do a film Abi has been wanti...

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S3E7: Shots in 3/4 time

This one is inexplicably a spy movie funded partially by the City of Vienna for tourism purposes. I say 'inexplicably' because Vienna looks like an absolute heap of shit for the entire movie and I ...

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S3E6.5: The Conformist

It's Alice's bonus pick again, and she's brought us actual cinéma. A real Móvié about a sad italian man during the height of the fascist dictatorship.

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S3E6: Secret Agent Fireball

The Strike may be over, but our commitment to Eurospy is ironclad. 

This week, there's another dead Soviet defector, so there must be another microfilm with something important on it flo...

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S3E5.5: Audition

It's time for the KILL JAMES BOND HALLOWEEN SPECIAL OOOooooOOOO(ghost noise). Two years ago, Devon picked Van Helsing. Last year, Abi picked Jennifer's Body. This year it falls to ...

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S3E5: The Great Spy Chase

When an eccentric European aristocrat dies, his wife stands to inherit his collection of weapons patents. All the great powers of the world send their finest James Bond to attempt to claim them. Ho...

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S3E4.5: Police Story 2

This is a preview of a bonus episode! find the rest at our reasonably-priced patreon!
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S3E4: The Tiger Likes Fresh Blood

Look, I know what you're thinking, this is just another bad eurospy movie- but this movie was made by Claude Chabrol, one of the directors of the French New Wave, during his middle period. He may h...

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S3E3.5: Hunt for the Wilderpeople

This week, further to our Solidarity Position of resolutely pretending America has never made a film, we're checking out a New Zealand production! Will our hearts be warmed by this tale of two misf...

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S3E3: OSS 117: Panic in Bangkok

This week, as if to karmically reward us for weathering Fx-18, the universe rewards us with a perfect Moore-era bond film- except it's french and released in 1964! Join OSS 117 as he travels to Tha...

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S3E2.5: The Consequences of Love

Since our main episodes are so rigidly structured this season, our only condition for bonus episodes is that the films aren't struck. Alice has grabbed the opportunity with both hands to make us wa...

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S2E2: Agent Secret FX-18

Alright look, I never said these movies would all be good. I just said it would be interesting. This one... this one wasn't either.  

In this heap of hot trash, secret agent Francis Copl...

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S3E1.5: KJB Q&A 9

We're back again and answering YOUR questions! This week: Is it possible for a Spy movie to score a perfect Zero on SCUM? What little things can you do to help you feel like you're making progress ...

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Call for Questions for KJB Q&A 9

We're starting a new season, and so we're gonna kick it off with another Q&A for next week's bonus! I'm not gonna even really gonna prompt a theme here. What do you want to know? Is there anyth...

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S3E1: OSS 117 se déchaîne (1963)

Let me set the scene: It's 1963, the movie 'From Russia With Love' has just released and pre-production on 'Goldfinger' is already taking place. The People are clamoring for international nonces of...

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