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Episode 24.5: Spy Kids 3D

So, a few months ago we invited friend of the show Tom Walker on to discuss the movie Spy Kids 2. This time, since we're going bigger and bolder for the sequel, we thought hey- why not bring on Dem...

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QUESTIONS FOR Q&A 4

We are coming up on the recording of Episode 25.5, which is due to be released on the 25th of January. As this is ten bonuses after the last Q&A, it's time to once again ask you, the wonderful,...

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Episode 24: Casino Royale (2006)

What happens when Mads Mikkelsen's attempt to invest Joseph Kony's money on shorting airline stock is foiled? Well, he'll have to organise a high-stakes poker game at the Casino Royale in Montenegr...

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Episode 23.5: Stormbreaker

It's time: KJB has finally watched Stormbreaker, the absolute box office failure of an attempt to create a film series based on the young adult Alex Rider novels by Anthony Horowitz.

A briti...

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Episode 23.25: Penguins of Madagascar

Alright frankly I consider this to be payback for the Casino Royale fakeout, and I think we should agree to call it even on this.

A few days ago, we reached a million downloads on Podbean. T...

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Episode 23: Casino Royale (1967)

Some background here for if you're listening to this post-release:

At the time of release we implied heavily that this would be the Daniel Craig Casino Royale episode then as a fun prank pul...

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Episode 22.5: Mamma Mia Here We Go Again

Okay look, I know what you're thinking. Why is the James Bond podcast reviewing the sequel to the classic Jukebox musical Mamma Mia? The answer to this is largely because Alice and I are in constan...

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Episode 22: The Rock

Before cracking right on with the Craig years, We take a quick stop off to check in with what can be argued (and is, by us) to be Sean Connery's final Bond film- The Rock!

This 1996 Michael...

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Episode 21.5: Cannonball Run

I got a patreon DM a few weeks ago that simply said 'Cannon Ball Run'. Ensorcelled, I set about finding an extremely legal source to watch a movie about a bunch of guys who drive car fast across un...

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Episode 21: Die Another Day

Well friends, it's finally happened. We're at the end of the Brosnan years. And by God is he not going gently into that good night.
Join us for a ""Celebration"" ""of all things Bond"" as the mo...

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Episode 20.5: The Thomas Crown Affair

(I fixed the file sorry - Dev)

Give me good numbers Jimmy!!
It's Abi's pick, and it's Pierce Brosnan starring as the titular Thomas Crown, a rich playboy pitted against the most trans ge...

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Episode 20: The World is Not Enough

007, your enemy is this Anarchist. And your ally? Why, the humble Oil Baron, friend to all.

This week: communism Hagrid gets slimed, We say goodbye to sesh gremlin Q, and the antagonist is a...

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Episode 19.5: Van Helsing

It's the Kill James Bond Halloween Special, only two days too late!

The fxllas head to transylvania (Abigail is legitimately in transylvania during the recording of this) to investigate vamp...

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Episode 19: Tomorrow never dies

This week, Kill James Bond, three trans people from Britain, ponder the eternal question: What if a media tycoon.... was bad?

Join us for an in-depth investigation into Brosnan Bond's newest ...

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KRONSTEEN ROSETTE AND GOODNIGHT CROSS PINS RESTOCKED

Our beautiful and loyal patrons, we have restocked out extremely popular (and high quality) Kronsteen Rosette and Goodnight Cross pins designed by friend of the show 2021-10-20 15:16:27 +0000 UTC View Post

Episode 18.5: Ronin

It's got three former Bond villains in it, it's themed around the fall of the USSR, and above all it's Alice's favourite movie, so we simply couldn't resist the opportunity to discuss Ronin, the st...

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Episode 18: Goldeneye

It's time for a new guy

Would you believe it, they actually adapted Goldeneye for the N64 into a full-length movie! We got the extremely funny Mattie Lubchansky to discuss t...

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Episode 17.5: Spy Kids 2

You know our rules. It's the second movie in a series or nothin, Babey! And to this end we watched the incredible 'Spy Kids 2; The Island of Lost Dreams' with our dear friend Tom Walker. Written, D...

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Episode 17: License to Kill

AUDIO NOTE: Alice's mixer reset to default before this recording and we didn't notice, but her audio track exported with mine and Abi's audio mixed in. I did the best I could but t...

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Episode 16.5: The Hunt for Red October

Alright, you know it, we know it. We need to pay tribute to our dear Old Man Connery and see off the Cold War in the form of watching an actual good movie, the Hunt for Red October.

Join us...

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Episode 16: The Living Daylights

It's time for a New Guy.

We were all getting a little sick of the birthday boy, so now it's time to explore an entirely new frontier: What if Bond was Welsh?
Albert Brocc...

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Episode 15.5: Patreon Q&A 3

Oi! It's the bloody third patreon Q and A it is it is. I can't think of a description for this. Tune in!

*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the de...

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Episode 15: View to a Kill

We have reached the finale of the Moore Years, the Moore Enigma Machine that goes Good movie/ Bad movie/ Good movie says that it should be good- and it's got fucking Grace Jones and Christopher Wal...

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SEND US QUESTIONS

Now pay attention 007...

It'll soon be time for another Q&A Episode! Send us, your real-life friends*, questions that you'd like us to answer and we will disclose the top-secret behind-th...

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Episode 14.5: Cats and Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore

It technically has Roger Moore in it so it still counts. Also, we develop a new rule for non-Bond franchises.

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Episode 14: Never Say Never Again

Due to a frankly ridiculous set of legal decisions, Some Guy was found by the British high court to have the rights to the movie Thunderball, including Blofeld et al.
This man, with the fervor ...

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Episode 13.5: The Saint (1997)

Okay, so Roger Moore's major role before Bond was in a tv series called The Saint, and he consistently attempted to reboot the show throughout his waning years. This Val Kilmer vehicle is one such ...

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Episode 13: Octopussy

No joke I could make here about the name 'Octopussy' is any funnier than their actual canonical explanation for it.
They're running low on former crown colonies to innoculate with International ...

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Episode 12.5: Cars 2

In this episode, we discuss Cars 2.
Join us as we slowly go completely insane considering the far-reaching ramifications about the lore of the Cars universe that literally every line of this mo...

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