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The X-Men Retrospective -- Till Death Do Us Part

In which Scott remembers that he can fire death rays out of his eyes!

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The Jem Retrospective -- In Search of the Stolen Album & Hot Time in Hawaii

In which Jaws visits Hawaii and Synergy breaks several federal laws.

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The Batman Retrospective -- Heart of Ice

In which the early 90s picked their collective jaws up off the floor after an afternoon animated series won an Emmy award.

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The X-Men Retrospective -- The Final Decision

In which Magneto becomes a hero, Wolverine goes shirtless, and AI proves to be a crapshoot!

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The Jem Retrospective -- The Rock Fashion Book & Broadway Magic

In which Jem impersonates Ariel before taking a ride on a skateboard in heels.

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The Batman Retrospective -- Two-Face

In which childhood bullying leads to super-villainy--like one does.

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The X-Men Retrospective -- Days of Future Past

In which an out-of-character Scary Black Man shoots up a school... and it only goes downhill from there!

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The Jem Retrospective -- The Music Awards

In which three girls run away from a mansion--where they are treated  like royalty--to live on the streets. Yes, they really are that dumb.

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The Batman Retrospective — Be A Clown & It’s Never Too Late

In which the Joker crashes a kid's birthday party while Batman deals with a priest having a crisis of conscience. Yeah, it's gonna be one of those reviews!

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The X-Men Retrospective -- The Cure & Come The Apocalypse

In which a "cure" is offered that is actually part of a plot for global  domination. Cue anti-vax tirades in the comments section!

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The Jem Retrospective -- Last Resorts & In Stitches

In which a resort needs saving--because, of course, it does--and Jem forgets that her holographic computer solves everything!

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The Batman Retrospective -- P.O.V. & The Forgotten

In which someone was apparently late--or early, depending on who you  believe--and Bruce suffers Convenient Amnesia while Alfred pilots the  Batwing!

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The X-Men Retrospective -- Slave Island & The Unstoppable Juggernaut

In which Storm breaks a dam (CC: AND IT IS AWESOME!!) and the X-Mansion is given the "huff and puff" treatment.

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The Jem Retrospective -- World Hunger Shindig & Adventure in China

In which a concert is supposed to end world hunger and the Holograms visit a sweat shop. Yes, really!

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The Batman Retrospective -- Pretty Poison & The Underdwellers

In which a deadly kiss is used to avenge a rose field and Bruce takes in  a ward... who is NOT Robin. No, not either of them! And we don't talk  about Damien...

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The X-Men Retrospective -- Captive Hearts & Cold Vengeance

In which we discuss Wolverine's man pain, much to Chibi-Cthulhu's consternation!

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The Jem Retrospective -- Starbright

In which an all-girl pop group gets a movie contract and things go  terribly wrong from there---wait, why does this sound eerily familiar?

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The Batman Retrospective -- Nothing To Fear & The Last Laugh

In which the Joker DOESN'T have the last laugh and Batman delivers "The Line"!

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The X-Men Retrospective -- Enter Magneto & Deadly Reunions

In which the liberation of minorities involves nuclear war. Magneto has SMART plans!

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The Batman Retrospective -- On Leather Wings & Christmas With the Joker

In which the Joker gets his own Christmas special, but unlike most, it is NOT rerun every year thereafter!

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The Jem Retrospective -- Pilot (Episodes 1-5)

In which there is SO MUCH PINK!

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The X-Men Retrospective -- Night of the Sentinels

In which shoppers are assaulted by large purple robots!

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The Scooby-Doo Retrospective -- Scooby-Doo Camp Scare

In which slasher rules need not apply!

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The Scooby-Doo Retrospective — Scooby-Doo and the Samurai Sword & Abracadabra-Doo

In which a ramshackle plot and sleight-of-hand hijinks ensue. Also, there is a super-jet.

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The Scooby-Doo Retrospective -- Scooby-Doo and the Goblin King

In which David Bowie does NOT cameo at any point, regrettably.

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The Scooby-Doo Retrospective -- Chill Out, Scooby-Doo

In which Warner learns nothing about giving Shaggy and Scooby the reins.

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The Scooby-Doo Retrospective -- Scooby-Doo in Pirates Ahoy

In which this whole "pirates" thing gets a little out of hand!

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The Scooby-Doo Retrospective -- Scooby-Doo in "Where's My Mummy?"

In which a Scooby-Doo Hoax is pulled by a most unlikely source!

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The Scooby-Doo Retrospective -- Aloha, Scooby-Doo

In which Warner further demonstrates poor choices in cultural representation.

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The Scooby-Doo Retrospective -- Scooby-Doo and the Loch Ness Monster

In which Daphne discovers her danger-prone history and a skeptic gets attacked by a submarine!

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