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Heavy Rain EP24: Desperate For Anything That Feels Like Cinema

Roger Ebert notice meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! 

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Heavy Rain EP23: How Does It Feel To Know You're Winning?

Please no more VR FBI goon.  

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Heavy Rain EP22: Did It All For The Nookie

Shelby goes for a drive. We talk about Star Trek. 

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Heavy Rain EP21: Something's Fishy

Norman Jayden loses another fight. 

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Heavy Rain EP20: David Cage Fucking Sucks

NOTE: THIS EPISODE CAN SAFELY BE SKIPPED WITHOUT MISSING ANYTHING IMPORTANT.  

Content Warning: Yay more sexual assault fetish bullshit!  

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Heavy Rain EP19: Commander Sheppard

Oh my god, some kid died!  

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Patron Week - Hitmas 2021, Part 3: This is Permitted

Why would it not be allowed?  

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Patron Week - Hitmas 2021, Part 2: The Doctor Is In

But you may want to reschedule.  

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Patron Week - Hitmas 2021, Part 1: Agent 47, HVAC Technician

He moonlights as an assassin on weekends.  

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Heavy Rain EP18: David Cage is a Sexist Hack

Content Warning: Sexual assault tropes, yay! 

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Heavy Rain EP17: Chris Destroys YouTube

Who knew he was into lip smacking?  

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Heavy Rain EP16: I'm So Sorry For This Episode

But it is Rutskarn's fault.  

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Heavy Rain EP15: Pinky Promise

Something wonderful finally happens to Ethan.  

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Heavy Rain EP14: Strong Female Character

David Cage is a Creepy Weirdo, etc.  

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Heavy Rain EP13: Powerplant Pizzeria Crematorium

The water helps keep the pizza bodies moist.  

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Heavy Rain EP12: Ethan Mars Built A Shitty House

It's all coming together... 

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Heavy Rain EP11: I Own Rainbow Crocs

Mumbles schools Ethan on fashion.  

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Heavy Rain EP10: Wrong Way Down A One-Way Street

Rutskarn probably wasn't making a reference, but I'll be damned if I'm not gonna make it look like he was.  

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Fifty Eight Minutes With Astrologaster

Who doesn't want to play a real historical snake oil-salesman who was posthumously convicted of murder?  

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Heavy Rain EP9: The Wet Dead Lady

David Cage is a Creepy Weirdo Part 2.  

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Heavy Rain EP8: We've Just Reached Se7en Territory

Or: David Cage just watched David Fincher's Se7en with a 7 in the middle so you know that they're serious!  

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Heavy Rain EP7: David Cage is a Creepy Weirdo

We meet Madison and--oh. Oh no...  

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Heavy Rain EP6: Enter The Mind Palace

It only costs $250k and a crippling drug addiction!  

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Heavy Rain EP5: Shaun!

Shaun! SHAUN! SHAAAAAAUUUUN! Shaun! SHAUN! SHAAAAAAUUUUN! Shaun! SHAUN! SHAAAAAAUUUUN! Shaun! SHAUN! SHAAAAAAUUUUN! Shaun! SHAUN! SHAAAAAAUUUUN! Shaun! SHAUN! SHAAAAAAUUUUN! Shaun! SHAUN! SHAAAAAAU...

Heavy Rain EP4: Direct-To-Video JC Denton

Okay, who splooged on the train tracks? 

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Heavy Rain EP3: It's Always Rainy in Vaguely Maybe Pennsylvania

What's the deal with Cheez Whiz?  

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Heavy Rain EP2: Loser Dad Has Shitty Home

Ethan's life is ruined, leaving him with only one flat beer and a Crunchyroll subscription. 

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Heavy Rain EP1: Into David's Cage

It's time to play Campster's favorite video game of all time!  

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Borderlands 2 EP9: A Headless Gorilla

Rutskarn dies on camera.  

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Borderlands 2 EP8: Smorgasbord of Bullshit

What if any of the guns in Borderlands 2 were actually fun to use?  

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