Asterios & Sirancha

TLP #112: Asterios Stops A Street Fight

Crypto Chatter! Sirancha pitches "Manties"! And the listeners take the Autism test.

And the winning sticker is...ALL OF THEM!!!!!!

I WAS BLUFFING ABOUT THE SHREDDING, I WOULD NEVER SHRED MY BABIES

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TLP #111: We Take An Autism Test Live! One Piece Minute! Apology of the Week! Barbie's Biggest Fan! AND MORE!

It's our longest episode ever! One Piece Minute returns, we take an autism test live on air, Demi Lovato "apologizes" to a froyo place, and we interview the target market of Barbie movies: an eight...

LNK #12: The Bullying Episode

We go pretty hard this time, nobody tell our parents.

DSJ #9: Cringecore

The Jills discuss "Tramp Stamp," a shill band made of industry plants spammed onto TikTok. 

Christory #18: Christian Love Day

This week, Asterios learns about the most important holiday on the CWC-alender. 

TLP #110: One Piece Minute! Nathen vs. The Homeless! Abby Shapiro: Trans Icon!

Sirancha tries for tradhood!

Fat Families delivers huge!

And our all-new segment: "Helping You Grow-kkinos with Asterios Kokkinos!"

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We've got four incredible options for this month's "Sticker of the Month Club"...but only ONE can win. VOTE!

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TLP #109: Feudly Fam with Niko, Keeby10, Berries N' Cream & Tad from LMTYA!

Podcasting's greatest game show premieres!

"Influencer Apology of the Week" returns!

And "The Lard Police" are in town!

TLP #108: What's More Boomer: Hooters or Playboy?

Listen first, then vote: https://strawpoll.com/8wa8z8okw 

TLP #107: Asterios' Annual Bender + Spring Anime Preview

Dumbspringa has arrived. 

Before you listen: guess how many times we ordered Grubhub in the comments.

JACKED! #5: System Takeover

Royce wants power.

Tam wants justice.

And Pibbs wants to get the fuck out of Treasure Town.

This Month's Sticker + Card Pack: "Mathen Nazri is Fucking Crazy" + "Royce, Revealed"

Pledge $15 by Wednesday, March 31st to snag these two beauties! Woooooooooowww

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TLP #106: ScoobyEATS Launches + We Interview Homestuck Expert Tad from LMTYA!

Nathen launches a talk show about hot dogs and hamburgers that discusses neither hot dogs nor hamburgers.

Also: Andrew throws a Hussie-fit!

This is a good one, my dudes.

DSJ #8: Hiding In My Higurashi

The two based girls review anime horror hit Higurashi + rant about some crazy Youtuber named "Hiding In My Room."

TLP will be late this week!

Hey, it's Asterios -- a small family thing has come up and I've gotta watch my dad for a few days longer, so this week's episode will be late. 

But it will be worth it! Here's what's pla...

TLP #105: Evil Grocery Stores Attack Scooby Eats! + Anime Chatter Returns

What are they afraid of?

What are they hiding?

Why won't any Canadian grocery store stock Scooby Eats?

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LNK #11: What's The Most Based Video Game?

Is it "Hatred?"

"Lethal Enforcers?"

"NARC?"

"Katamari?"

Tell us in the comments!!

Christory #17: The Internet Lumberjack

Who was Bob, really? 

Christorians call him the "glue" that held the family together.

But upon reading his letters, Asterios isn't so sure...

TLP #104: Most Offensive Wrestlers + Totally Insane 90 Day Couples

How much would you pay to keep your "special" folder a secret?

Who's the most offensive wrestler of all time?

And how many 90 Day spinoffs can fit into a streaming service?

TLP #103: Gen-Z Dunks On Millennial TikTok + Nathen Mazri's New Internet Sitcom

Gen-Z comes for side parts + skinny jeans.

Sirancha sings today's top cringe hits. 

And Asterios, somehow, loses even more money.

February's Sticker + Card: Trainer-rancha + The Violence Van

When it comes to birds, she's gotta catch 'em all!

And when it comes to getting away, there's onl...

JACKED #4: Praise The Lord

Will Royce betray his new client? 

Will Tam clear his name? 

Will the Lord of Treasure Town turn out to be a really nice and super understanding guy? 

Let's get JAC...

TLP #102: What's In Nathen's Frozen Mystery Box?

Asterios gets into "crypto."

Sirancha gets into Abby Shapiro.

And Nathen Mazri overnights us a box from the GarfieldEATS in his living room!

TLP #101: Barbie Movie Review II + Sirancha's AOC x Ben Shapiro Slash Fic

Asterios spends his life savings on GameStonks.

Sirancha pens a steamy tale.

And introducing: Chicago Food Minute with The Thought Cops!

TLP #100-2: Sirancha Buys $11,000 of GameStop Stock

The boomer misses the boom.

Dr. Fuck calls in about the future of cooming.

And we listen to TWENTY FOUR VOICE MAILS!

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Christory #16: Failed Hooker

Carlos Chantaur takes the stage & Barb takes the wheel as the Chandlers add several felony charges to their many, many crimes.

LNK #10: Sunday Funnies

After a detailed breakdown of Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2, Matt & Asterios rank comic strip characters from worst to first.

TLP #100: YandereDev, Urkel, AITA, Danny Phantom, Gen-Z Stickers & Trans Rights

We revisit some of our favorite topics from the past 100 episodes. With calls from Niko, Lime, Mimi & more!

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TLP #100: YandereDev, Urkel, AITA, Danny Phantom, Gen-Z Stickers & Trans Rights

We bring back some of our favorite topics & guests from the past 100 episodes. With Niko, Lime, Mimi & more!

Voicemail: (848) 863 5343 

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