TLP #37: Sirancha's Back!
Sirancha returns from the war.
And everyone agrees: she must never leave again.
Welcome her back with the hashtag: #SiranchaDontGo
2019-11-04 06:34:47 +0000 UTC View Post
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TLP #36: Replacement 'Ranchas, Round 1
WeezerFan 420 harnesses the power of anime.
Napsy Lev gets way too high.
And Lauz wins a lapdance at a Smash Bros tournament.
#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY
2019-10-22 15:47:50 +0000 UTC View PostThis Saturday...Get Lost All Over Again.
This week: I'll be podcasting live from a corn maze.
If you can find me, you can be on the show.
It'll be live on 2019-10-17 14:12:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Waifu Wars 008 (MP3)
You can hear the..."awkwardness"...pouring off these people!
2019-10-14 19:59:46 +0000 UTC View PostEarly Access! Waifu Wars 008: I Now Pronounce You...Creepy
Hey ya'll. TLP will be a little late this week, so here's a brand-new episode of Waifu Wars to fill the gap!
Alec loves Pyrrah. Nostromo loves Lynn. And Sirancha loves when the episode ends s...
2019-10-14 05:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostTLP #35: Announcing...The Replacement 'Rancha Candidates!
Replacement 'Rancha candidates are carefully chosen.
Did we choose...YOU?
Tune in & find out...
Also: we're having meetups this month! Come replace 'rancha... 2019-10-07 04:01:59 +0000 UTC View Post
TLP #34: The Corrupt Monarchy of Barbie Princess Charm School
Sirancha takes us to Charm School.
Asterios obsesses over a face tattoo.
And who killed Barbie's mom, who is also Barbie?
#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY
2019-09-30 05:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostChristory #5: A Brief History of Ivy
This episode is being released under extreme protest from co-host Asterios Kokkinos.
He did not consent to the reputation-ruining ending of this podcast being included.
Producer Zwick a...
2019-09-29 16:32:39 +0000 UTC View PostYou're Invited to Wholesomeposting
I've been slowly & quietly making a Facebook group that doesn't suck and isn't shitty. It's called "Wholesomeposting, With Me, Asterios Kokkinos" and it's finally good enough to share.
Jo...
2019-09-27 17:16:55 +0000 UTC View PostTLP #33: Memes For A Job Interview
A very sexy doctor gives Asterios very bad news.
Sirancha guesses what's in Jon Arbuckle's Marinara Sauce.
And both play a dangerous meme-based workplace icebreaker...
TLP Animated! Sirancha vs. Drive Through Boomers
Hey everyone! Meet Mimi Yori. She's a crackerjack animator, and we're happy to add her to the roster...
2019-09-22 00:30:26 +0000 UTC View PostTLP #32: Live in Detroit!
Coming to you live from the Lutheran Friends Church in Detroit, Michigan!
Taped August 26th, 2019.
2019-09-20 15:32:30 +0000 UTC View PostVote! Which Should Be This Month's $15 Exclusive?
The pins are in, and they're gorgeous!
They'll be going to $15+ patre-o's this month. But which ...
2019-09-13 13:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
TLP #31: Soberdelic Party
Sirancha drinks a gallon of water for gay rights.
Asterios nearly drowns on air.
And they both attend the world's most depressing mixer:
The Soberdelic Party.
2019-09-09 06:13:01 +0000 UTC View PostTLP #30: Garfield EATS Review
Sirancha tries Garfield EATS.
Asterios tries Garfield EATS.
And Garfield EATS tries to kill us both.
Bonus! Watch us eat this garbage: 2019-09-02 04:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
D&D #3: Not All Religions Are Bad, Just This One
Stuffin' gets damseled.
Sirancha gets her "party" on.
And Thy Dungeonmaster tries, and fails, to not offend people.
2019-08-30 14:41:11 +0000 UTC View PostIn Glorious HD! TLP Live From Neo-Chicago w/THOUGHT COPS & PHONE LOSERS!
It's the crossover event of the century! This week: Asterios & Sirancha come to you LIVE from Chicago, with the hilarious Thought Cops and the legendary Phone Losers.
Has The Angry ...
2019-08-27 10:46:27 +0000 UTC View PostTLP #29: Don't Say The "B" Word At The Airport
CHICAGO. DETROIT. TORONTO. MONTREAL.
We will be in your town THIS WEEK.
Use coupon code "porgpals" for $5 off:
CHICAGO, THUR 8/22:
Christory #4: Road Trip!
Chris learns that some drives aren't worth making
Sirancha saves "the gays" with the power of her nipples.
And Asterios tells his therapist what "Navy" is.
2019-08-16 05:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostTLP #28: A Farewell To Hooves
Sirancha spins tales from The Last Bronycon.
Asterios opens a gift from Dr. Emil Nutrition.
And we meet Micro, Macro & Hank: The World's Smollest Porgs.
2019-08-12 05:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostFor A Limited Time...THE FIVE MINUTE PODCAST Returns!
It’s back—but only if you move fast! Now's your (last ever?) chance to get your own personal episode of THE FIVE MINUTE PODCAST!
Are you upset that your favorite podcasters never talk abo...
2019-08-09 15:04:10 +0000 UTC View PostTLP #27: "Philly Live Show" + Detroit, Chicago, Toronto & Montreal On Sale NOW!
Sirancha and I were on the road all last week, so here's a special live show we taped back in June. I'm really proud of this one – it's my favorite show of the tour so far.
And speaking of ...
2019-08-06 21:26:15 +0000 UTC View PostI'm 37!
It's my birthday!
Thank you to all of you who support and take care of me.
I'm very very happy. I love doing these podcasts and I love working with Sirancha and I love that I get to tal...
2019-08-06 04:38:59 +0000 UTC View PostBvZ #26 + Texas & Bronycon THIS WEEKEND!
TICKETS FOR HOUSTON AND AUSTIN ARE STILL AVAILABLE!!! Use coupon code "porgpals" for $5 off:
Houston, Friday August 2nd:
2019-08-02 04:01:52 +0000 UTC
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TLP #26: Oops! All Atkins Bars
Asterios calls a drug dealer something offensively inoffensive.
Sirancha spits fire about Forever 21.
And fans of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure get a sneak peak at the new season.
#LOU...
2019-07-29 10:53:40 +0000 UTC View PostTLP #25: The Ranchsterios Slimery
Asterios dreams of edible slimes.
Sirancha rails against drive-thru boomers.
And "Ranchsterios" is born. Then, quickly dies.
2019-07-22 06:31:04 +0000 UTC View PostTLP #24: Sirancha's Birthday Bash
For Sirancha's birthday, we play this week's episode by...
...Sirancha's rules.
God help us all.
#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY
2019-07-16 15:49:31 +0000 UTC View PostThanks for joining! Here's 3 bonuses right away:
1. Patreon will email you a secret RSS feed. Paste it into your podcast app & you'll get +100 bonus episodes ASAP.
2. Here's our 2019-07-15 16:22:01 +0000 UTC View Post
TLP #23: This Podcast Doesn't Cause Bloating
How much does your family know about your online life?
For Asterios Kokkinos, the answer is: too much.
Way, way too much.
#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY
2019-07-08 15:38:46 +0000 UTC View Post