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TLP #10: Everything You Wanted To Know About GarfieldEATS & Sex

Sirancha talks about GarfieldEATS.

Sirancha talks about GarfieldEATS. 

And Sirancha talks about...GarfieldEATS. 

2019-04-07 16:09:32 +0000 UTC View Post

BvZ #21: Boomer Sobriety Check: The Quest For 3000

Asterios has a shocking update on The Sobriety Bet.

Mumkey has harsh words for Sirancha.

And Survivor talk invades yet another fine podcast from 2019-04-04 11:51:50 +0000 UTC View Post

$5 Livestream: Porg Chatter Returns!

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ2JZY5eOuk 

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TLP #9: Normal Porn For Normal People

Sirancha wants better porn for women.

Asterios has a few ideas.

Sirancha hates them.


#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY

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BvZ #20: The "Oomer" Test

On this week's BamZam, ASTERIOS MADE A HORRIBLE BET THAT IF THIS EPISODE GETS 3000 DOWNLOADS, HE'LL GO SOBER FOR A FULL YEAR. HAHAHAHAHA SUBSCRIBE TO THIS SHOW AT THE FOLLOWING LINK, THIS IS FOR RE...

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Sirancha's Sinful Survivor Aftershow

Sirancha is drunk, Asterios is baked, and they both have VERY strong opinions on this week's Survivor!

Even if you don't watch Survivor, I think you'll still enjoy this. I've seen three episo...

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TLP #8: WackDonalds Secrets & Sirancha's Survivor Screed

Asterios reveals the terrifying secret of McDonalds All Day Breakfast.

Sirancha is astounded at the longevity of Wendy.

(That's Wendy from "Survivor," not Wendy's from Wendy's.)

(...

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TLP #7: To Catch One, You Must Be One

Sirancha loves Cilantro.

Asterios hates ASMR.

And Tallard sees...beyond the veil.

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BvZ #19: Zoomer vs. Himself

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be0hcCdxsQI 

This week on the...

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TLP #6: Fan Unboxings + Sirancha's Survivor Showdown!

Sirancha is enraged at this year's Survivor twist.

Asterios opens a very emotional gift.

And both want you to play Tiny B...

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BvZ #18: Zoomer vs. The End...?

Mumkey tries to outrun a podcast losing streak.

Asterios gets a frantic text from a fan sent to the principal's office. 

And for the first time ever...THE DOOMER REPORT.

#Sav...

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TLP #5: Asterios Kills A Kid Presents, "Hard Up For Heroin"

The kids want their heroin.

It's our job to...help?

And: Asterios plays a dangerous game of Would You Rather.&nbs...

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BvZ #17: Boomer vs. Notch

This week's Boomie/Zoomie dives deep into some depressing topics: mental illness, domestic abuse denial, Notch's twitter antics -- truly a dark blight on the typically glowing whimsy of the podcast...

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TLP #4: Waifu Wars LIVE!

It's like Sirancha always says:

"You cant watch anime without seeing a little brother-fucking."

FFS.

Patre-o's: you'll get episodes early, every Friday. Plebs have to wait unt...

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Boomer Learns About Kingdom Hearts

It won the poll by a SINGLE vote!

(Don't worry: bonus Porg Chatter is coming ASAP.)

These games are a fucked up nightmare. There's like 30 of them, and they're all on goofy platforms li...

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BvZ #16: The Dale Gribble YouTube Experience

Mumkey makes a powerful ally.

Asterios gives powerful sexual advice.

And Dale Gribble is powerfully triggered.

mumkey...

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TLP #3: Who Is The Worst Fictional Animal?

Sirancha hates Chewbacca.

Asterios hates Bambi.

And our lovely callers hate making sense.

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What Should Our Next Bonus Episode Be?


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BvZ #15: Big Boomer

Mumkey mourns the loss of Tom Green.

Asterios pitches a cyberpunk reboot of a Greek drama.

And Notch cries alone in his solid gold hot tub.

All this AND a particularly horrif...

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TLP #2: Memes Are A Secret Shame

Sirancha has some sharp opinions on the Shaggy meme. 

Asterios insists Porg Chatter isn't dead. 

And a pornographic comic book featuring our hosts gets some story notes. ...

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BvZ #14: The Great Good Boy Point Heist

HELLO THERE!

Fresh off sold-out back-to-back live shows in NYC, your favorite old guy/short guy combo-pak return to fill your ears with an hour of assorted nonsense. 

IN THIS EPISO...

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TLP #1: Three Foot Resting Beauty

LOUD = FUNNY

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The DISCO Twins #3: "New Eden" and "Primal Urges"

This week: we watch Star Trek Discovery S2E2: "New Eden" & The Orville S2E2: "Primal Urges." 

They're both not great!

Follow Erich on YouTube: 2019-02-01 00:38:54 +0000 UTC View Post

Boomer vs. Zoomer vs. Porg Chatter: Live In NYC (Audio)

Here's the HQ audio from the board from our live BvZvPC. Zwick edited it, and we hope you love it.

And don't forget: TOMORROW at 1PM EST, we'll be launching THE LOUDEST PODCAST! 

$...

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Boomer vs. Zoomer vs. Porg Chatter: LIVE from NYC! (Video)

We had SO MUCH GODDAMN FUN at this show!

https://youtu.be/QrLwKxBN57s


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Boomer Vs. Zoomer #13: Zoomer vs. The City of New York

Hey! We got two BIG live shows coming up this weekend, so Mumkey's in NYC crashing on our couch for like two goddamn weeks. We've been going at it pretty hard since the moment he walked in the door...

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The DISCO Twins #2: "Brother" & Orville's S2 Premiere, "Ja'loja"

There's a lot of online chatter about how The Orville is good and Discovery is bad, or vice versa. So this week, I said, "I'll watch both shows and talk about them." And I did!

2019-01-23 22:35:27 +0000 UTC View Post

The DISCO Twins #1: The Maiden Voyage

Me and fellow Mumkey-verse podcaster Erich McCoy (or as Sirancha calls him, "E-bitch McSoy") are both BIG fans of Star Trek: Discovery! So we'll be doing a weekly watchalong show for season two. Th...

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D&D #1: Ice Cold Stuffins

Improvised adventure awaits! 

In this one-shot campaign, Sirancha and I explore a magical kingdom where fire and ice collide, lesbian romance turns sour, and many a carotid artery are ea...

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Boomer vs. Zoomer #12: Zoomer vs. Susan

Who gets more triggered: Boomers or Zoomers? Is Louis CK's new material Louis P.U.? And what are the ingredients for my hot new drink, "The Orlando Sunrise?" Hear these things AND an update on the ...

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