Thanks For The Patreon Money!
A lot of it touched my balls.
2017-04-11 01:44:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Asterios & Sirancha posts
Science Friction 001: "The Garfield Backlash"
It's finally fucking here! Presenting: Science Friction, the sci-fi game show podcast where comedians score points for their opinions, and how close they are to my opinions.
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2017-04-09 15:59:24 +0000 UTC View PostLook At This Adorable Little Bastard Right Here
Thanks to Pikachai for making this badass new art for The Five Minute Podcast.
2017-04-08 01:16:09 +0000 UTC View PostWatch_Dogs 2: Can You Watch My Dogs This Weekend?
Patreon subscribers get this stuff two days early! Take that, assholes who can't read this because they're not subscribers!
2017-04-06 12:50:30 +0000 UTC View PostNew Patreon Rewards!
Thanks to your support, I have enough cash on hand to buy a crapton of books and send them out to fans! So I'm introducing some new reward tiers for big coconuts...
$10+ PLEDGES G...
2017-04-03 17:09:50 +0000 UTC View PostJulian Beardsly: Cinematic Attorney At Law
A few years back, I wrote a series of insane videos for the YouTube channel Cinefix. Here's one of my favorites, co-written by...
2017-03-23 14:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostThe Massivest Problemos In History
Last month, the coconuts took a poll & voted on my next audio bit! The winner: The Biggest ...
2017-03-18 19:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostVGO.BIZ #5: Turns Out, You're The Nazis!
The 5th episode of this EXPLOSIVE series! Watch the rest here.
2017-03-14 22:47:06 +0000 UTC View Post"Waifu Wars" Is Coming
New YouTube show comin' in May! Shooting the pilot today with special guest Chuck, the commander of Fort Waifu.
2017-03-11 23:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostPredator Commentary Track w/Dick Masterson!
Soundcloud Link: https://soundcloud.com/asteriosk/the...
2017-03-10 17:15:17 +0000 UTC View PostI Ate The Entire Fantastic Four Movie Tie-In Menu At Denny's
Something you may not realize about me: I'm an insane person who regularly disregards their own health for comedy. OK, maybe you did realize that.
A few years back, as part of famed pod...
2017-03-08 10:38:20 +0000 UTC View PostANIME WEEK: The Scourge of Anime Ends...For Now
TL;DR: Here's a comic I wrote & my livetweet of 2017-02-24 21:06:03 +0000 UTC View Post
ANIME WEEK: The Terrible Anime Challenge
TL;DR: I face the ultimate trial...watching ten straight minutes of anime.
THE STORY: You may be wondering, "Asterios, why are you wearing gold armor vest in...
2017-02-21 18:49:06 +0000 UTC View PostANIME WEEK: Asterios Plays "Guess The Anime" At San Diego Comic-Con
TL;DR: In 2009, I stalked the halls of San Diego Comic Con, trying to figure out what the fuck people were cosplaying as based on nothing.
THE STORY: I love ...
2017-02-20 16:37:27 +0000 UTC View PostNew YouTube Series: VideoGameObliterator.biz
tl;dr: Watch the very first episode of Tom Philips' new webseries here.
THE STORY:...
2017-02-08 14:35:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Admiral Ackbar's Dream Date CD-ROM Game (Desktop Only)
TL;DR: Sit at your computer (NOT phone), pop this bastard open, and see if you can win the game! Make sure to turn YouTube annotations on, tho.
THE S...
2017-01-05 15:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostMichael Thernovich & The Magical Pill Factory
TL;DR: Take an audio tour of Mikey T's magical pill-porium!
THE STORY: The Five Minute Podcast can be anything the listener wants it to be. So patreoni Lakeam...
2016-12-31 15:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Sorry, Dan Smith, but...
reference: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Smith_Will_Teach_You_Guitar
2016-11-13 03:04:48 +0000 UTC View PostA Shitload Of Podcasts, Pt. 1
Here's some links to my various LA podcast appearances! More coming as they get released.