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TLP will be out late tonight as we are on VACATION!

hey it's asterios -- sirancha is making me go on so many goddamn nature hikes -- i want to die -- but we will still be releasing a NEW episode late tonight!! 

we recorded it with her on ...

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THIS MONTH'S STICKER: "Boomer Birthday Bash!"

With  special appearances from Niko, Mimi Yori, The Broskis, The Thought Cops & Lil' Baby Zwick.

2021-08-29 20:24:06 +0000 UTC View Post

TLP #127: My Immortal, Pt. 4

a FOURTH MCR concert?!

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JACKED #8: Religion Check!

The gang gets to know each other for the thousandth time!

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LNK #14: Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl

Powdered Toast Man vs. Lucy Loud! 

Invader Zim vs. Hey Arnold's Helga! 

Nigel Thornberry vs Reptar! 

REAL matchups from a REAL game made by REAL sweedish memelords<...

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Christory #21: The Big Sonichu In The Room

We discuss CWC's recent court appearance. You know the one! 

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TLP #126: My Immortal, Pt. 3

Sirancha does dabs with her dad. Imagine doing dabs with your dad.

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TLP #125: My Immortal, Pt 2

Enjoy, fello' goffs!

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TLP #124: The Darkest Day In Christory

Oh god

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TLP #123: My Immortal, Pt. 1

What happens when you mix Harry Potter, goths and awkward sex into a teenage fanfic? You get the 2006 classic "My Immortal," starring Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way. 

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TLP #122: Sirancha's Birthday Cough Syrup Mindventure

Sirancha's birthday means SIRANCHA IS IN CHARGE.

GOD HELP US ALL.


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LNK #13: 20 Rapid-Fire Game Reviews!

It might be less than 20, don't @ me

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DSJ #11: Two Based Girls Review Blue Velvet + The Antlers Review

The actual name of this episode is too offensive to publish but when you play the MP3 you'll uh...you'll see

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TLP #121: Dr. Fauci's American Nightmare

In this special episode, we play the all-new RPG, "Dr. Fauci's American Nightmare." Can the party escape roving vaxxer-gangs and make it to the fabled land of "Mahr-Ah Lagg-Oh?"

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The Complete Christory Playlist

It's summer travel season! Horrify your carmates with this secret Souncloud playlist of every Christory episode:

2021-07-09 20:29:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Christory #20: The Trolls Become The Trolled

CWC unleashes their most diabolical scheme yet. And their target is...YOU!

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TLP #120: White Trash Internet Lawsuits + Sending Norbit Into Orbit

It's teen mom vs. tween mom as reality TV stars sue each other over a failed podcast. And: the Council of Autism gets membership cards!

Learn how to get one on today's episode...

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TLP #119: Sirancha's Dad Fails A Racism Quiz

Asterios & Sirancha are both visiting their parents! Sirancha's dad thinks the democrats will soon ban apple pie & Asterios' dad finds fifteen ways to call Derek Chauvin's lawyer fat. Enjoy...

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Reveal! June's Sticker + Trading Card Pak

Asterios here! (Sorry.) 

I get unreasonably excited about these gift packs. When you see this month's stuff, I hope you do too?! First up...

2021-06-29 17:33:48 +0000 UTC View Post

JACKED #7: Push The Button, Frank

Royce, Tam & a dying man race to the hospital in a bomb-filled van.

Enjoy, folks!

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TLP #118: The Bang Energy Drink Hour + Asterios Gets His Stomach Waxed

Yaoi paddles! Bean hoarding! Stomach waxing! AND: we play the new hit game, "Bang or Boing?"

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TLP #117: Chrissy Teigen in, "Apology of the Week!"

Frenemies explodes! Chrissy Tiegen grovels! And our newest Patre-o's find out what they'll smell like when they die.

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Christory #19: We Just Want To Talk

Jerkops threaten CWC's plan to defame "The Game Place" with counterfeit coupons.


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No TLP this week, but we WILL be back next week! Get your voicemails in: (848) 863 5343

WE LOVE YOU

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TLP #116: Who Will Die First: Sirancha or Asterios? + The BTS Meal & Big Ed’s Shocking Phone Call!

We debate which of us will die first, ASMR the BTS meal + react to Big Ed's shocking yet totally expected phone call!

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JACKED! #6: Someone Set Up Us

This super-sode is almost THREE HOURS LONG! You won't wanna miss it!

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DSJ #10: The Sad OnlyFans of 90 Day Fiancé

Sirancha here + it's 90 day fiance time! Lettuce complain about everything from movies to reality TV. Nothing will satisfy me. 


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TLP #115: The 254,300th Download Spectacular

A QUARTER MILLION SERVED! Celebrate our 254,300th download as we play "Funko or Fakeo", discuss Asterios becoming "Nutritionpilled" & breakdown the finale of 90 Day Fiance: The Single Life.

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TLP #114: An Hour of Shockingly Good Voicemails + Snyder Cut Confusion w/GRANT MOONEY!

Sirancha cries in her ethics class.

Asterios get VPN-pilled.

And we tell you how to join the COUNCIL OF AUTISM!


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TLP #113: D&D Homebrew Race or Weed? + One Piece Minute

We got another banger! We read Armie Hammer's darkest thoughts, play America's hottest new game & deliver a double dose of One Piece Minute!

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