Sigh. Goblin Girl. All you had to do is detect the fully grown 6'4'' human in the bushes, stop him from attacking and then fight him off with your bare hands before he could take out one of the goats....
2018-03-30 11:28:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Past Ray got himself dinner! Yay!! Is it 'yay' tho?
I tried to minimize gore, since I know this might be sensitive material to some. Also I know Ray isn't holding the bow properly, I really tried, I...
2018-03-20 22:17:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Ray: Huh! Your question has triggered a memory of this morning, when I was after this juicy goat!
Red: Juicy? That's an odd way to describe a goat... What's a goat?
Ray: Let me tell you the st...
2018-02-15 16:55:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Looks like Red has a pussy 'no kill' policy, just like Batman.
Ray doesn't like that sort of thing, he's more like the Punisher.
Who's moral ideology is going to come out on top? 2018-02-06 14:19:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Woodpecker: I swear officer, I was just minding my own business, when that human came out of nowhere!
Red: Nice going! Catching a woodpecker mid-flight, you have amazing reflexes!
Ray: Yeah......
2018-01-20 12:19:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Woodpecker: Hm? What is that yummy fairy looking little thing over there? I haven't had fairy in a while. Here I come, baby!
Red:*Screams Internally*
Ray: Huh? What's happening? Is...is ...
2018-01-06 17:49:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Let's hear Red clearing up all the most important questions! Do you have something YOU want to know? Don't be shy to ask! He is so ready to answer anything, he may be small, but he's also a great towe...
2018-01-01 18:02:51 +0000 UTC View Post
#Lifespan shaming
With so many misunderstandings and nobody being able to finish a train of thought, no wonder there are so many misconceptions. No time for that tho, Red has just been spotted by th...
2018-01-01 17:58:59 +0000 UTC View Post