186. Rough Stuff: Big Brother Baby Boners (Feat. Abe Epperson)
Big Bean Abe Epperson proves why he's head of the network by putting every othe...
2019-04-17 18:18:06 +0000 UTC View Post
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Clown School: Class of 2019
For the last nine months or so, we've had a Reward Tier called "Clown School," whereby Patrons could pa...
2019-04-15 22:09:37 +0000 UTC View PostOFF HOURS: Writing Livestream!
Thank you to ALL who helped us reach our goal of raising enough funds to launch our new series Off Hours!...
2019-04-15 19:46:43 +0000 UTC View Post184. Frame Rate: The 'Burbs (Feat. Daniel Gordh)
The 'Burbs! It's part broad 80's comedy, part white xenophobic fear fulfillment, and all Tom Hanks-ed up! Daniel V. Gord...
2019-04-12 06:19:43 +0000 UTC View PostNEW GOAL: Off Hours, The Show
In case you hadn't noticed, we went ahead and changed our funding goal! Don't believe me? Look to the left of this post slightly and BE AMAZED.
See, our goal...
2019-04-09 19:23:17 +0000 UTC View Post183. Frame Rate: Bone Tomahawk (Feat. Jack O'Brien)
Our old boss and host of the Daily Zeitgeist Jack ...
2019-04-08 19:05:02 +0000 UTC View Post182. Pop Culture Petri Dish: Future Food!
From bug-bread (excellent with butter bugs), to lab-grown meat, to unfuckable turkeys, to The Mootrix 2: Electric Boogamoo, Abe and Cristian take a survey of the kind of crap all ten billion of us ...
2019-04-05 16:28:07 +0000 UTC View PostWe're Finishing Our Screenplay Right NOW!!
It's called Force of Nature. We've been streaming it for a while. Today we wrap it up, and soon we will host a reading with actor friends. For now, the final writing stream is available HERE:
Rejected Pitches # 847, 848, & 849: Hanna-Barberra
A while back, we were asked to pitch animated series that comically subvert the tropes of a classic (second-tier, that was part of it) Hanna-Barberra cartoon. Something that would be at home in the...
2019-04-03 20:41:33 +0000 UTC View Post181. What Dinosaur Real Good? Quetzalcoatlus!
This little buddy, you really just have to see for yourself. Bridgett tells the guys about an animal so improbable they both immediately go violently insane. It's a hoot!
Art by the Small Bea...
2019-04-02 01:50:09 +0000 UTC View PostCalls of Nature: LAST CALL, BRITCHES
UPDATE: This stream will begin at 3PM TODAY, Pacific Daylight Time.
If you've been around the Beanfields of late, you probably know that Michael and Abraham are working on their third co-writ...
2019-03-29 05:30:39 +0000 UTC View PostSide of Beans: Which Video Game Character Is THE RICHEST?!
As you might expect, despite the rich, refried goodness our beloved Cool Beans keep flowing through the joint (money, he's describing money), it also sometimes bean-hooves the SB Boys to take on si...
2019-03-29 03:38:30 +0000 UTC View Post180. Rough Stuff: Listener Tales of Terror (Feat. You!)
Your favorite purveyors of humiliation Bridgett and 2019-03-27 19:27:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Call of Nature #11 LIVE NOW!!
About to yet again stream us writing an action screenplay. Check it out for a few hours if you're around!
2019-03-22 23:15:46 +0000 UTC View Post178. Frame Rate: Synecdoche, NY (Feat. Brooks Brown)
Special Thanks to Cool Bean Zac Shwartz for bringing this episode to your ears by supporting us at the "Pick the Flick!" level! Flick well-picked, Zac. Flick well-picked.
Charlie Kaufman's de...
2019-03-22 16:55:29 +0000 UTC View PostGoing Private: A Failed Cracked Studios Pilot
Hey there, all who would ride and die for Beans and Bean-related puns! Swaim here. Since people responded so positively to our 2019-03-20 21:24:18 +0000 UTC View Post
The SB Vault Is Opening! Hoard Blank VHS Tapes!
As more than a YEAR has passed since some of our pods dropped just on the other side of the Patronage W...
2019-03-20 05:44:53 +0000 UTC View Post177. Tales from the Pit: The O. C. Disorder (Feat. Jamie Loftus)
Jamie Loftus joins Michael in the Pit of Odiousness to discuss her...
2019-03-17 04:57:29 +0000 UTC View PostCall of Nature #10 LIVE NOW!!!
About to yet again stream us writing an action screenplay. Check it out for a few hours if you're around!
2019-03-14 23:10:49 +0000 UTC View Post176. The Coen Brothers Brothers: The Ladykillers
MUBI Promotional Offer: https://mubi.com/brothers
The oft-maligned prelude to No Country, Joel and Ethan's grudging rem...
2019-03-14 01:35:43 +0000 UTC View Post175. BOLD: Allyship 101, The Construction Of Whiteness (Feat. Paul Kivel, Ariel Luckey)
BOLD is a podcast about race and justice in America, and a collaboration between Small Beans and Showing Up For R...
2019-03-11 11:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostHappy MAR10, Everybody!
In honor of the date, please enjoy this script Swaim wrote for a never-to-be-produced planned series at Cracked called "16 - Bits." An animated follow-up to 2019-03-11 03:22:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Call of Nature #9 LIVE NOW!!
About to yet again stream us writing an action screenplay. Check it out for a few hours if you're around!
2019-03-08 22:04:44 +0000 UTC View PostMarch Q&A Beanus Module: Greg Burke
Greg, Adam and Mike answer Small Beans' questions, shoot the shoot about Escort Mission, their tenures at Cracked, and plans for future collaborations. It's fun to hear old friends catch up!
2019-03-08 06:20:13 +0000 UTC View Post174. Pop Culture Petri Dish: Your Space-Money's No Good Here
Abe and Cristian examine fictiona...
2019-03-07 02:16:38 +0000 UTC View PostCall of Nature #8 LIVE NOW!!
About to yet again stream us writing an action screenplay. Check it out for a few hours if you're around!
2019-03-07 00:14:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Memberbeans: The Interrogation
In honor of our GoldenEye episode of 1Upsmanship, we thought it would be appropriate to share one of o...
2019-03-01 07:17:38 +0000 UTC View PostCall of Nature #7 LIVE NOW!!
About to yet again stream us writing an action screenplay. Check it out for a few hours if you're around!
2019-02-28 00:20:53 +0000 UTC View PostCall of Nature #6 LIVE NOW!
About to yet again stream us writing an action screenplay. Check it out for a few hours if you're around!
2019-02-26 00:09:25 +0000 UTC View Post