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A Feast for Coyotes

 By Michael Swaim & Abe Epperson 

Here's the script for a short we've decided we probably won't move forward with in the immediate future! It's an adaptation of a one-act play Mich...

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Make SB Instagram Go Now

Small Beans now has an official Instagram Account. If you're a 'gramster, you can follow our feed for candid pics,...

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NEW: Monthly Q&A&CR&BS Session For Patrons!

That's right, we caved! After many requests, we have finally carved out the time to commit to creating a special Beanus Content Module once a month where we get to interact semi-direc...

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85. LifeHax: How To Name Your Cat Right


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84. Frame Rate: Beetlejuice (Feat. Tom Reimann)

Festering creep, or misunderstood misanthrope? Tom Reimann joins Abe and Michael to dig into the foam-rubber grave of Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!  BEETLEJUICE! 

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Look What You Did!

Greetings, dwindling number of Small Beans Patrons! We just wanted to dip in and tell you how much we appreciate your continued membership, and what it's allowed us to do. Namely, a major BEAN UPGRADE...

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83. LifeHax: Self-Esteem I Guess?


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On Civil Disobeanience

Hey everyone! 

Pop Culture Petri Dish Host and all-around Big Bean 2018-06-23 20:53:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Go Outside (Green Hill Zone Mix)

Swaim here. As the above image of a loop indicates, this is a rap-related post. Adam and I played through Sonic 1 a bit yesterday, and this is the result. We're weird. Also, we beat Sonic CD in like t...

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81. LifeHax: How To Gardening Easily


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80. LifeHax: Data Storage Deluxe


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79. Tales from the Pit: Tragedy For Sale (Feat. Katy Stoll)

Katy Stoll returns to the Pit to discuss the loss of beloved pets, and why the heck we keep doing this to ourselves.

Artwork by ...

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78. Extree! Extree! - 6/16/18

Michael and Jonny bring you the news of the week (again), both Small Beans and otherwise.

Music by Chris Corlew.

Artwork by Michael Vincent Bramley.

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Give Us Your Datums

Hi all! Swaim here.

As you may have heard in this week's Extree! Extree!, we've recently decided to ta...

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76. Extree! Extree! - 6/14/18

Michael and Jonny bring you the news of the week, both Small Beans and otherwise.

Artwork by Michael Vincent Bramley.

Music by Chris Corlew.

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75. The Coen Brothers Brothers: Raising Arizona

In the Coen's second number, Nic Cage and Holly Hunter prove that it takes a village to kidnap, raise, almost kill, and then return a child. Join hosts Michael Swaim and Abe Epperson for the ride.
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74. Pop Culture Petri Dish: Pick Your Planet

Abe and Cristian put their heads together ab...

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73. Frame Rate: Wall-E (Feat. Starline Hodge)

Three good friends attempt to define dancing. It's our Wall-E episode!

Star on Twitter. 

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72. Disney Owns You: Pixar

Episode 6 of 6.

Starring Daniel Vincent Gordh, 2018-06-03 20:07:21 +0000 UTC View Post

We're Considering Changing Goals. Thoughts?

Hey all! As our beloved Patrons, we would like to solicit your opinions on a big Small Beans decision we are on the precipice of making. We have our current goal tied to the productio...

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71. Frame Rate: Mars Attacks! (Feat. Daniel O'Brien)

Abe, Mike, and special guest DOB dive into one of the few Tim Burton  movies that doesn't feature vertical black-and-white stri...

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70. Rough Stuff: Starline Hodge

Star Hodge joins your Rough Stuff hosts to discuss the j...

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90% Of SB Stuff Will Now Be Free. Please Still Support Us!

Thank you. To the incredible community of Cracked, Muskets!, and comedy fans who have made Small Beans something special, and in a record amount of time. We feel so juzzed to be able to make a living ...

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69. The Coen Brothers Brothers: Blood Simple

This is a show about the films of the Coen Brothers, hosted by Abe Epperson and Michael Swaim. This is the Blood Simple episode.

Music by Abe Epperson.

Artwork by 2018-05-24 20:05:56 +0000 UTC View Post

67. Disney Owns You: The Incredible World of DiC

Episode 5 of 6.

Starring Katie Willert, Hesley Harps, View Post

67. Frame Rate: Princess Mononoke (Feat. Starline Hodge)

It's an all-Star week here at Small Beans! Perennial favorite Star Hodge joins Abe and Mike to discuss Hayao Miyazaki's epic anima...

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A Very Special Thank-You

Muppet Fuckin' McGee delivers a thank you to the winner of the Disney Owns You Muppet Auction with his trademark warmth and enthusiasm. If you have a sharp eye, you might even catch a Mike cameo (or a...

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65. Disney Owns You: ESPN

Episode 4 of 6.  

Starring Greg Burke, 2018-05-12 21:48:38 +0000 UTC View Post

64. Pop Culture Petri Dish: In Space, No One Can Hear You Ship

A couple of Small Beans tackle a couple of big topics. Namely, "what's the best spaceship?" and "why are black holes so aggro? What the fuck is their problem, exactly?" Join hosts Cristian R...

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63. Frame Rate: Maverick (Feat. Daniel O'Brien)

DOB stops by to unabashedly defend Mel Gibson's every choice, action and belief. Just kidding; we talk about Maverick.

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