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Shirt Does Los Angeles

TL;DR:

  • I'm doing a board game night during my trip to Los Angeles.
  • Patrons get the chance to sign up in order of tier.
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Chapter 693: Rigid Flaws

Clive was trapped in a dimensional space by the duelling power of a messenger. Until one of them was dead, neither was able to leave. The space was an empty void, the only object being a massive fl...

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Sorry for the late chapter

Firstly, my apologies for the late chapter. My assistant scheduled it for 9 in the evening, local time, instead of 9 in the morning.

Normally this is something he watches out for at release t...

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Chapter 692: Teaching Moment

Messengers and adventurers alike were rushing towards Jason. For the highest-ranked people, traversing the city was not a lengthy exercise, and the diamond-ranker adventurers pursuing Mah Go Schaat...

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Chapter 691: An Extremely Annoying Catalyst

Sophie and Humphrey returned to the relative safety of Onslow’s hollow flying shell. Jason performing some insane act was an inevitability, and once he had, the monsters went mad. Some continued ...

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Billing schedule change

Firstly: tier prices are not changing. This is about schedules only.

I have finally been given the chance to change the billing schedule so that people are billed each month based on the day...

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Chapter 690: Heretic

There was a single diamond-ranker amongst the messenger forces, Mah Go Schaat. He had no interest in the astral king’s goals, and longed for the day he would no longer have to take the woman’s ...

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Chapter 689: Security Oversight

Taika looked down the hallway at the messenger floating at the end of it. After being impaled and smashed into walls multiple times, the once-glorious being now looked like a bird that couldn’t s...

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Chapter 688: A Pretty Creepy Dude

Taika had both hands against the shower wall as the water sluiced the ichor from his trembling body. Nothing short of crystal wash would get the foul, clinging gunk the body produced during a rank-...

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Chapter 687: King of the Sky

Fal Vin Garath sneered and headed in the direction of the pyramid. Although no one saw it, the sneer was for his commander, for his astral king’s Voice of the Will and for Asano, who would soon b...

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Chapter 686: Win a Fight

Fal Vin Garath was not having a good day. He detested being forced to act at the behest of the Voice of the Will, Jes Fin Kaal, and this mission was exactly why. She had sent him to kill Jason Asan...

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Turns out I'm still a writing noob

TL;DR: The pacing for this sequence is a bit out of whack. I'm going to fix it before it gets published.

To be clear, I mean the plot pacing. Chapters
will...

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Chapter 685: Stray Thought

Jason floated up, his cloak shaped into gently beating wings as they carried him into Gordon’s ritual diagram. His eyes swept over the sophisticated magical orrery, his body tingling as he passed...

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Chapter 684: I Have to Go Fight Evil

The commander of the adventurer forces defending the entertainment district was Eilaf Hayel, a gold-rank elven adventurer and Yaresh native. He was a veteran of fighting the messengers, having assa...

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Chapter 683: The Strongest Arrow in His Quiver

Marek offered a mental salute to the man rampaging through the monster horde. He had managed to overhear one of the man’s companions call him Humphrey, and Marek hoped he would survive to eventua...

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Chapter 682: Something to Turn the Tide

Jason sneezed.

Jason was standing on the corpse of a monster as it fell through the sky, using shadow arms to hold himself in place. Shade and Gordon were flying next to him as he rode the mo...

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Chapter 681: The Difference in Conviction

Humphrey’s second foray into the main force of the summons was markedly different from the first. His Relentless Assault attack has reached such levels of power that his silver-rank sword was bre...

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Chapter 680: Not Enough Monsters to Fight

For Humphrey and his team, the fight had reached a new peak of intensity. After Belinda’s wide-scale destruction using her lightning tether, the messengers had sent a storm of summoned monsters t...

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Chapter 679: Humphrey's New Normal

Clive looked over at the breach in between blasting at monsters with his staff and wand.

“They must have summoners stationed outside, sending more in as we kill these ones.”

“I’...

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Chapter 678: The Lady Shooting Hurricanes at people

Belinda was mimicking Clive, blasting at summoned monsters with her own staff and wand, but she was a pale imitation of the real thing. She could also make use of Clive’s rituals, boosting her we...

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Chapter 677: Gary Goes to Work

Breaches to the barrier were happening all across the city, but one was unlike any of the others. Seen and heard from across the city, the messenger’s only diamond ranker came down through the pe...

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Release Days

For the new patrons that came along during the very lengthy break, here is the release schedule for chapters:

Release days:
Mon-Fri or Tue-Sat, depending on time zone.

Rele...

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Chapter 676: Breach

Jason and his team were riding inside Onslow’s expanded shell toward the entertainment district. Buried under the taverns, clubs, theatres and nightclubs was a massive subterranean bunker, one of...

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Chapter 675: Nice and Grunty

The city of Yaresh was under siege by messengers and their summoned monsters. It was Jason’s first time participating in the full-blown defence of a city, and a high-magic one at that. During the...

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Chapter 674: Luck That Good

The sky rang with noise despite the battle at the centre of the Yaresh being a dozen kilometres away. Even from the outskirts, barely within the outer walls, the titanic figures could be seen loomi...

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A few notes with a sweet lemon twist

With the next chapter less than fourteen hours away, I hope all you silver-rank patrons are excited for a side-chapter about Anna and Susan's anniversary dinner back on Earth.

All book 7 chap...

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Book 7 chapters coming down.

The book 7 chapters are coming down very soon. How very depends on how late my assistant sleeps in, but definitely today.

If you haven't yet, grab the PDF bundle for book 7 while you ...

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Chapters resuming, chapters going away

After a much longer hiatus than intended, chapters will (finally - sorry about that) resume on the 1st or 2nd of September, depending on local time zone.

In preparation for the launch of book...

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Where to post chapter corrections

TL;DR: Please post corrections in the report-errors channel in discord rather than the chapter comments.

Here is a discord invite: 2022-08-13 19:26:04 +0000 UTC View Post

If I happened to be in town...

I have release dates for the next two books. Relevant Patreon chapters will come down a couple of weeks beforehand.
Book 7: September 13
Book 8: December 13

If I happened to be floatin...

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