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Chapter 421: No Perfect Options

Jason was resting up before moving to claim one final territory. He was not far from the house containing the family he had rescued but he was giving them space to come to grips with their extraord...

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Chapter 420: I'm Going to Bet on Myself

After a moment of stunned surprise, the family of celestines erupted in questions, from where they were to what had happened to them. Jason delicately used aura suppression to calm them down and fi...

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Chapter 419: Open to the Unanticipated

Jason examined the loot from the Shadow Giant as it dissolved into rainbow smoke behind him. It was a dark sphere, just large enough to fit in one hand. It was cool and glassy to the touch.

<...

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Chapter 418: It's Still Not About Killing Monsters

The Bertinelli Collection in the menswear department of the department store Jason found had a very specific set of clothes. Modelled after the clothes designed for Jason by Gilbert Bertinelli in t...

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Volume I PDF bundle

Here is the PDF bundle for all currently available volume I chapters.

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Some unfortunate news

This is officially my least favourite post ever.

Due to contractual requirements around Kindle Unlimited, I am going to have to take down the book 1 chapters (1-113) from Patreon. Thi...

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Chapter 417: Old Habit

Jason expanded his spirit domain from atop a building, covered in guns and fully prepared to leap off into a superhero landing and start mowing down anomalies. His domain expanded out, adding more ...

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Book I is live on Amazon!

Book one of He Who Fights With Monsters is now available on Amazon, with a fresh spruce of editorial polish to clean up all my horrifying mistakes. Except Thadwick. He's still there.

It’s a...

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Chapter 416: Guns & Money

Jason, Chen, Guo and Gerling walked in the direction of the pagoda, through streets painted with dead anomalies.

“Just to be clear, you are renouncing any claim you might have to these bodi...

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Chapter 415: Step Back

Standing in the middle of the street, Jason looked at the spheres Tran was holding, still bloody from where they had been ripped out of the anomalies. Looking around, it wasn't hard to spot more gi...

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Chapter 414: Instinct is All We Have

Sprawled on the ground, Jason was hammered by a crowd of people-shaped anomalies with planks and pipes and cricket bats.  His sword had skewered one of them right through the face, and it fell...

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Chapter 413: One More Secret

Jason looked around suspiciously at a mostly modern metropolitan street, with a few anachronistic quirks. Most of the buildings were three or four storeys high, packed close together and the ground...

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Chapter 412: You Have to Be True to Yourself

The mist produced by his cloud flask in amulet form swirled around Jason, mostly gathering around his feet as if only slightly heavier than air.

“It’s like there’s a dry ice machine hid...

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Chapter 411: A Beautiful Woman and a Sack of Cash

Jason needed to claim most, if not all of the vast extradimensional space he found himself in. If he failed, a wound would appear in the side of reality leading to the Earth’s rapid annihilation....

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Chapter 410: Needs of the Moment

His silver-rank attributes placed Jason firmly in the realm of superhuman, but attributes alone were only potential. If not used to their maximum potential they were being wasted, which was what di...

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Chapter 409: Domain

Jason was in a small room that was transforming from a dilapidated plaster box with peeling wallpaper to a stone room shaped by his own power. He had tried to open his spirit vault but instead, the...

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Chapter 408: Looting a House Burning Down Around You

In the Slovakian city of Nitra, Gerling stepped out into the street and launched himself into the air with gold-rank strength, sailing high over the rooftops. As he reached the top of his arc, he t...

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Chapter 407: Open Wound

As they walked through an army base in Germany, a handful of male Network troops threw up fists as they spotted the huge and hairy figure of Jack Gerling. The Germans had been avid about expelling ...

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Chapter 406: Ahead of Schedule

“You want me to use this guy as a battery,” Jason said.

The cloud house had taken the appearance of an unremarkable and isolated farmhouse in the Italian countryside. The gold rank vampir...

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Chapter 405: Not Entirely Ethical

Jason emerged from the water, up the ramp at the base of the cloud house that led into the ocean. The swim had been pleasant and relaxing, although his silver-rank body was far too heavy to float. ...

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Chapter 404: When, Not If

Farrah dragged a vampire out of the lava by the foot. He was still alive, or at least undead, due to his silver-rank fortitude. His normal vampiric healing was not kicking in, though, due to the bu...

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Chapter 403: When Someone is Under Your Gun

Jason pushed himself to his feet with a groan, his body still tingling from the electrical attack. The magical APC, looking like something from a sci-fi movie, had left him behind and was roaring a...

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Chapter 402: Dignified Moment

“This is not going to plan, Craig,” Franklin said, sitting in the front passenger seat as Vermillion was driving.

“You think?” Vermillion asked wildly as he kicked off what was left o...

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Chapter 401: It's Okay to Laugh

Jason, Dawn and Farrah looked at the burned, drained remains of the vampire lord Willoughby.

“I still don’t like the risk you took draining him,” Farrah said. “Now that it’s done, t...

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New readers

For new readers looking to access the early chapters, here is a re-upload of volume 1 and the interval chapters leading into volume 2. The first volume 2 bundle will be coming soon.

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Chapter 400: A Lot Like a Guess

Jason stood in front of the Network building, the cyclops and other Cabal members still standing in front of him. The air stank of burned flesh from the one that had tried to flee and was slain by ...

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Chapter 399: Comely Wenches

Jason, Farrah and Dawn were gliding through the air towards the Network building. Twenty dark forms emerged from Jason, heading towards the bottom half of the Building. Shade couldn’t easily pene...

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Chapter 398: Treachery or Cowardice

Nigel and his nine-person tactical section were retreating down a hallway on the fourth floor of the Network building. They had rushed downstairs in response to the Cabal’s attack, only to encoun...

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Chapter 397: High Maintenance

In the meeting hall of his cloud palace, Jason sat across from the spectre of his friend, Greg.

“I have no idea what to say,” Jason said.

“Wow,” Greg said. “I had to die to se...

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Chapter 396: Brooding Loner

Vampires were neither strictly living nor strictly dead. Most of the undead were quite explicitly deceased, rendered animate by one force or another. In the case of vampires, however, that force wa...

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