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Should We Mess With Cryogenics?

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatti...

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Hypotheticals for ep.111

Some long, brain wrinkling questions courtesy of Reddit this morning. Choose wisely...

Option A

The government has banned pornography, everywhere.

This government...

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Inside the writers room of 'Spunk Fighters'

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatti...

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Hypotheticals for ep.110!

It's EARLY again, sorry about that...


Option A

Would you still jack off if when you came your semen was just one big sperm, and afterward you'd have to fight...

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The Week-Long Sleep Quandary

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatti...

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Hypotheticals for ep.109!

Fresh from the hells of Reddit, we bring you these hypotheticals to choose from. Good luck!

Option A

If a tribe of the last surviving Neanderthals was found, would they...

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The Chimp or Child Conundrum

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatti...

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Hypotheticals for Ep.108!

The People's vote is back! You get to contribute a tiny amount by choosing one of the following discussion points. Aren't you lucky and empowered eh? The two most voted for get discussed.

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The NEW Mount Rushmore

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatti...

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The Furious Elephant In The Room

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatti...

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The Rock, The Queen and A Pitch Black Dream!

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatti...

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Would you be a lottery loud mouth?

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatti...

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Hypotheticals for Ep.104!

Hello pals, it's the day before our trip to Amsterdam for Twitchcon - so we're starting earlier (I know, what are the chances)


Option A

You gotta lockdown ag...

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Close Encounters of the Gimp Kind

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatti...

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Hypotheticals for Ep.103!

1 hour earlier this week, let's get GOING GAMERS.

Option A

You've landed the movie license to Batman, you've gotta reboot the franchise AGAIN. What would you do differe...

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We start an Onlyfans to save the world!

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatti...

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Hypotheticals for Ep.102!

Only one hour earlier than normal this week, because we're streaming 7 Days to Die with Sips after!


I feel like some fictional popcorn hypotheticals are in order today, so I came up with ...

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Can holding a sneeze kill you?

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatti...

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Hypotheticals for Ep. 101!

Hello friends, we're back at it today. So like the spots on 101 dalmatians, let's make this discussion spotty. polarising and erratic.

Option A

If you were given the power to erase an i...

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Hogwarts or The Shire? (with Sips)

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatti...

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The big 100, hypotheticals for our milestone!

Ho boy, we did it - we reached 100 episodes thanks to you all. Thank you very much! Now let's join our smooth brains together, perhaps to form a wrinkle or two and choose the best hypotheticals we ...

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Do Androids Dream of Being Electrocuted?

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatti...

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Hypothetical for ep.99!

Oh boy, 99! What a big boy number.

Option A

You have been turned into a non-electric inanimate object by a witch’s  spell. If you needed a hundred people to touc...

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Would You Choose Hover?

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatti...

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Hypotheticals for ep.98!

Hello friends, it's that time again. Wrinkle some brains.


Option A

What would be the most ethical way to give away $5 million?


Option B

Do you have a r...

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Smiths Birthday - WE NEED YOU!

Hello Patreons,


We’ve got an extra special birthday video lined up for smith this May, and we’d love to have you involved. Please check out the survey!


We cam...

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How We Would Surprise Someone From The 1920's

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatti...

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Hypotheticals for ep.97!

I know, it’s early again. I trust you’ll make the right choice either way…

Option A

If all the politicians of your country had to compete in a reality TV show of ...

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What Unsolved Mystery Would We Solve?

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatti...

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Hypotheticals for Ep.96!

Time to PICK


Option A

If when you die, someone takes the VR headset off of your head and asks  you how the virtual life was, what’s the first thing yo...

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