Agrippa

May 30th to June 5th Schedule

So, you guys must be getting tired of these postmortems that basically only tell you how bad I am at guessing how productive I’ll actually be (and if you are, please tell me so), so I�...

All Right! Fine! I’ll Take You! – Zaimokuza Gaiden – Chapter 21

“So… she’s staying the night?” Sister asks, lifting her glasses to rub the bridge of her nose as she leans on the wooden doorframe of her bedroom.

“I mean… she insisted...

All Right! Fine! I Will Take You! – Chapter 39

Bath scenes are iconic in far too many mangas to list. The mix of the everyday element with the titillation of female flesh only hidden by bizarrely persistent puffs of steam heroically ...

Wake-up Call – Chapter 40 – Armed and Mastered – Part 5

Hannah’s waist feels small between my hands.

She is driving slowly, my bike smoothly obeying her as she takes us along the seaside street. The breeze from the ocean is constantly...

Wordsworth – Chapter 17

I would like to wax poetic about Lisa’s hair glinting like the sun when I wake up next to her, rousing from a gallery of unending stories that isn’t quite a dream, but it’s the clo...

May's Second Plot Bunnies Poll

This shall likely be known as "that useless poll Agrippa did where Konosuba inevitably won," but, well, let's at least make a token effort to keep up the charade, shall we?

I am still thinkin...

May 23th to 29th Schedule

All right, let’s get back to this, shall we?

About last week’s schedule, I didn’t manage to finish either April 17th nor the next Ginosko chapter. I started more or less stro...

All Right! Fine! I’ll Take You! – Zaimokuza Gaiden – Chapter 20

I’ve once again found myself escorting Minami to her residence, walking through streets only lit by yellow streetlamps, the cold air held at bay merely by the warm grasp of her hand on...

All Right! Fine! I Will Take You! – Chapter 38

Cooking mangas are, by necessity, incredibly creative. The reason for that is as simple and straightforward as the plots of said mangas isn’t: the whole thing hinges on a sense other t...

Self Insert of the Dead – Chapter 5 – Shounen Style Training Should Always Have Fanservice

Waking up is… weird.

I am Lee, I know I am, but my mind is muddled, and that… that kind of springy tension I feel separating Takashi and I is relaxed, and so I can feel the sha...

Wake-up Call – Chapter 39 – Armed and Mastered – Part 4

The yellow streetlamps of Brockton Bay streak past my bike at a far more sedate pace than I’m used to. Still, the lack of pressure at, for once, heeding the speed limit is more than of...

Wordsworth – Chapter 16 – Colors 6

“What were you thinking?!” Armsmaster yells at me once again.

And far be it from me to decry his earnest efforts to help me in my self-flagellation, but it may be slightly rude...

April 16th to 22th Schedule, Poll Results, and changes

Been a while since I’ve written one of these, hasn’t it?

Well, as thoroughly impractical as it would’ve been since the whole medical mess started, I think these help me quite...

All Right! Fine! I’ll Take You! – Zaimokuza Gaiden – Chapter 19

“I don’t see why you just can’t expand the magic compass story,” Minami tells me in an almost exasperated tone that, in any other person, would make me worry rather than relax. 2022-05-16 14:03:24 +0000 UTC View Post

All Right! Fine! I Will Take You! – Chapter 37

Expectations.

Expectations are forged through repeating patterns, either explicit or unstated. We expect the shounen protagonist to pull a power-up out of some anatomically uncomfo...

When it rains...

So, some of you may have read a joking comment I made on QQ about the latest good news being that my father didn't catch covid from his hospital roommate.

The bad news is that both my mother ...

Self Insert of the Dead – Chapter 4 – The Harem Protagonist Should (Not) Be This Dense

I don’t know anything about spears.

It’s something I’ve never thought that much about, just a thing Rei did, something her mother taught her and that she enjoyed. Something t...

Wake-up Call – Chapter 38 – Armed and Mastered – Part 3

“What the Hell?” Vista asks.

“Language,” I automatically reply.

And, in the middle of a corridor in the Rig the diminutive parahuman shouldn’t be in—ah, right. I ...

A Pure Knight’s Natural Enemy – Chapter 2

Too much of a good thing.

The phrase itself is preposterous: if it’s good, you can’t have too much of it. You can’t have too much money, too much power, too many waifus… Th...

All Right! Fine! I Will Take You! – Chapter 36 – Haruno Doesn’t Go on Dates 4

The loose earth of one of Chiba Port Park’s sidepaths crunches beneath my square heels as the streetlights alternatively pour color and shadow over it.

And Shizuka’s by my side...

Wake-up Call – Chapter 37 – Armed and Mastered – Part 2

“So, what do you think?” I ask Dragon as I turn the latest iteration of the Armscycle’s front fork in my gauntlets, appreciating the finish of the nanolathe—

“Jeans, whit...

May's Plot Bunnies Poll

Hey, everyone! Life’s still hectic and unpredictable around here, but I’ll try to deal better with it and get back to a semi-productive schedule. That being said, what better way to show my det...

Ginosko – Chapter 3 – Patricia: Sisterhood

A boardroom meeting usually follows certain protocols and aesthetics. There’s a bit of a performance to it all, with everybody both jockeying for position and letting everybody else kn...

Good news, everyone!

So, basically, the procedure was entirely successful and I’m now no longer growing white hairs at a visible rate. The whole thing’s still not over, though, as we’re now in the crit...

When it rains, it pours

So... The good news Is the power issues seem to have been solved.

The bad news (or, well, hopefully good news) is that I'm rushing to the hospital in a bit to see whether this time the donor ...

All Right! Fine! I’ll Take You! – Zaimokuza Gaiden – Chapter 18

Often, I’ve wondered about Saika’s gentle demeanor and charm, about how his allure can get Hachiman to so easily lose himself as if confronted by a bashful maiden whose meek protests...

We are experiencing technical difficulties

Sorry, guys, but I've been getting sporadic power cuts throughout the whole day and my laptop's just not working. I'm posting this from my phone (which I hate with a passion) just to warn you both ...

A Pure Knight’s Natural Enemy [Konosuba, Comedic Rough Sex]

Disclaimer: So that this story fits inside of Patreon’s Community Guidelines, it’s been revised so that it occurs in an AU where all the characters are legal adults. This inclu...

All Right! Fine! I Will Take You! – Chapter 35 – Haruno Doesn’t Go on Dates 3

Chatting with Hachiman until the evening comes should be, by all accounts, an exhausting experience.

For him, that is.

“Haruno, remember when I said I loved you and needed ...

Wake-up Call – Chapter 36 – Armed and Mastered – Part 1

“Absolutely not,” Miss Hebert’s voice harshly tells me through the aural communicator in my helmet.

I stop my hands and gently lie down my soldering iron on the workbench, de...